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@skekteksfurby / skekteksfurby.tumblr.com

Tek | Non-binary (they/them) | Twenty-something | A multifandom blog with no sense of consistency whatsoever, also happens to shitpost a whole lot. | Most posts are queued but I do not have a queue tag. Ask to tag.
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art-of-tek

Been a while since I did some refs, so here is for from some very minor characters! Akubor is Stone and Snow-white's kind-of absentee dad (who never appears on-page but I wanted to design anyways), Wren is Zrin's grandma who raised him.

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What do you mean you hatched an egg you bought at the SUPER MARKET

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Ohohoho

So there’s this company in the UK, right. They brand themselves on producing fancy free range eggs and as part of that they have breed information written on the carton.

I did some snooping and found that every miracle news story of a supermarket egg hatching in the UK traced back to duck eggs, specifically the Braddock White duck eggs produced by this one company for the supermarket Waitrose.

And one day my mum brings them home and says “I bought these to eat but aren’t they the ones that hatch?”

And it’s spring and I’m hatching a ton this year so in they went.

On candling we had three fertile eggs! That’s a fertility of 50% - the same as shipped eggs from a breeder!

Hatch day comes and we get 2 ducklings, Curie and Becquerel. Sadly, Curie contracts duck septicaemia from an infected navel and doesn’t make it, but Becquerel is a healthy bird and growing like a weed.

I had put 4 breeder eggs in a week after them in case just one hatched, so Becque now has two Khaki Campbell cross friends called Tsuki and Hoshi so she isn’t lonely.

And as of today’s 7am Quacking - Becque is a female! Which means she’s capable of laying eggs and therefore I have pirated a duck.

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steprhia

You wouldn’t download a duck

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Today I introduced my sister to “the problem of Susan” and I had to explain to her that Susan was left out of Narnia cuz she liked boys and lipstick now and without missing a beat she said but what about Peter? Does Peter not like girls? And I knew she was pointing out the inherent misogyny at the center of the “the problem of Susan” but the implications of that question are a source of much hilarity to meeee LMFAO like Does Peter not like girls? Does he like boys? Is he Gay? Is Narnia really just a homo-utopia where Lucy is also a lesbian and Edmund is a bisexual disaster and Susan was kicked out cuz she was too straight??? Can I make CS Lewis turn over in his grave with this new reading?

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amuseoffyre

…I mean they literally were in the closet…

THEY WERE LITERALLY IN THE CLOSET!!!

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yumearashi

Reblog to make C.S. Lewis turn over in his grave

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vr-trakowski

TBH, once the nuances were explained to him, I think he’d find it quite funny. 

[Image ID: tag that reads, “tell Tolkien first and watch HIM tell Lewis” /. End ID]

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btc-official

last week i woke up from one of the most fucked up nightmares ive ever had with that middle panel burned into my brain. like the exact wording and the exact apartment and the exact squidward. i feel like if i didnt make it real something bad wouldve happened. anyway todays upload is spunchbob comic oc

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