some of my favourite sign fails <3

I don’t often make memes, but when I do I honour my eight-legged champions.

im trying to go to sleep but i cannotttttt stop thinking about this and laughing

Listen, we have to keep this thing circulating on the internet for at least another two decades, because I have to believe that one day that little girl will be grown enough to stumble upon it and She Will Explain

We’ve made it 5 years folks

i dont know what a mote is but it sounds like something like this

The hyper-wealthy need broken rules and abandoned morals/ethics to survive.

rich people be losing theoretical money and making it our problem. like imagine anyone not wealthy being like "this is how much money I thought I would be making and since I'm not, I'm taking it from someone who needs it way more than me" and then we call it inflation or rising costs of living

We know that Facebook is brainscorching your parents and tiktok is brainscorching your cousins, but some of you refuse to admit that you got your brain scorched here. However unlike those sites there isn't an algorithm here you just make bad choices.

That's all we ever wanted. To arrive at Hell as a result of our own dubious navigation skills instead of as the result of Satan owning all the road sign companies.

I found someone’s tumblr logged in on this computer and all I did was change the icon

Really confused as to how my logo changed to kermit the frog. Unless im starting to have hallucinations from lack of sleep. Still. mindfucked. 

If any of you have articles of clothing with fake pockets or no pockets or barely any pockets, here's who to blame

Fuck you

Everyone say Fuck You Brenda!

Happy international throw brenda into a volcano day

Can facilitate a volcano

You post this without a video. 

you POST this without.a.video

YOU POST THIS WITHOUT A VIDEO

@that-house this has your vibes

Oh to be excavator operator taking an aircraft for one last ride while probably doing plane noises

Wait hold on Tumblr girlies have been carrying that show on netflix for well over 10 years now and the guy responsible for it hasn’t gotten a GOD DAMN DIME?????

The truth in this post scares the entire Right Wing.

deinosuchus wouldve loved a lamb souvlaki

[ID: The first image is a GIF of a lamb souvlaki, lamb in pita with accompaniments, slowly rotating. The second image shows Deinosuchus, an ancient, gigantic crocodilian. End ID.]