I want to die in Gaza. I'm not very interested in my life, but please don't let me see my sisters and brothers die in front of me. Please help us evacuate them from Gaza. There isn't much money left to evacuate them. Please donate and share the campaign..

Please donate. Help save lives

There should be an equivalent to asking "how's the wife and kids?" that's like "so how's that fictional man of yours doing?"

I have hired this army of Silver the Hedgehogs to kill you

Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. (I accidentally clicked the wrong button on a Tumblr poll and incorrectly skewed the results.)

if your weird enough with the homies you can break all boundaries of platonic/romantic love and make a third, more evil thing

babe you did not just pronounce fajita like that

melon pop

video description: TikTok video by "piill0ws_" of cat wearing clothes and eating a melon-flavored popsicle for cats from its owner's hand. The video is recorded with circular fish-eye lens, distorting the cat to look sillier while eating. There is "fun" music edited in. End Description

Miss Piggy On Beauty

What are your top beauty tips?

Start out perfect and don’t change a thing. Always accentuate your best features by pointing at them. And conceal your flaws by sucker punching anyone who has the audacity to mention them.

Never too old to learn from the Muppets.

And this:

“Beauty is in the eye of the beholder and it may be necessary from time to time to give a stupid or misinformed beholder a black eye.” - Miss Piggy

There's something quite charming about relatively small objects that are way heavier than they look. ooohh you're one dense little freak aren't you

Here’s a video so you can hear the water and the thrushes. I took it for you because you couldn’t be there. <3

In case anyone could use this right now.