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Unsanctioned Insanity

@blissfullydirectionless / blissfullydirectionless.tumblr.com

Well over 18, not yet decrepit. she/her
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smurphyse

Mail Day | S.R.

Chapter 6 of Operation: Sand Leopard

Warnings: fertility issues, crying, missing your family, heckling, jackassery in jest

Summary: You enjoy a night outside the CHU with Spencer. The next morning, you are mysteriously absent from Mail Day and all it entails...

lmaoooo yes this gif is my avatar

"I got a question to ask, angel," Teddy's voice came through the receiver. "It's a big one, so you take your time answering."

"Okay," you said slowly, biting back a smile as you turned down the burner on the stove. 

You were in the middle of one of your monthly, sometimes every other month, calls with Teddy. You knew he was sitting in some tent in Iraq and fiddling with his boot laces as he talked to you. You'd been on the other end of the line before, with him home cooking himself dinner alone and you out in a warzone. 

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Call it Fate// S.R x Reader (1)

summary: Spencer never knew what became of his childhood best friend; she had left him with nothing more than those sweet childhood memories; of course, fate is a fickle little thing.

word count: 1.1k

Spencer Requests open

He wasn’t exactly sure how the conversation had come up. He hadn’t been listening at all until his name had been called. 

“What?” He asked, looking up from the book in his hands, all eyes on him. 

“Who was your first kiss?” JJ asked. 

He was taken aback, shocked at the forwardness of the question. 

“Uhh,” He stalled, trying to remember his first kiss. 

Of course he remembered his first kiss. 

“Her name was Y/n, and we were thirteen,” He said simply. 

So sweet!

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foxy-eva

A Remedy for Rivalry

Summary: Spencer decides to put his rival in her place after she got cocky about her academic achievements

Request: I was wondering if you could do a one shot of jealous Spencer with an enemies to lovers-ish trope? Added black lingerie would be appreciated because I just love pieces like that too much

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader 

Category: Smut

Content Warnings: (18+, minors DNI) mild dom/sub undertones (Dom!Spencer, Sub!Reader), a little bit of sexism (related to being a woman in a male dominated field), arguing, jealousy, possessiveness, teasing, praising, thigh grinding, fingering, protected penetrative sex

Author’s Note: I wrote this for the lovely @reidsbookclub and her one year celebration! The prompt I used is: "Meet me outside." "NOW" 

Word count: 4.8k

Being invited to speak at a conference alongside renowned researchers was all I had dreamed of for years. When I noticed that a certain someone was getting significantly less time to speak at the stage than I did, I couldn’t have been happier. Ever since he took on a full-time teaching job at the university I had worked at for years, he seemed to always be a step ahead of me when it came to publications. But today the tables had turned.

Dr. Spencer Reid was outshone by my academic achievements and I knew it made him furious. 

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You know, with your lover boy from ‘Risky Business’? You know, Carol thinks I actually kinda look like him. What do you think? Steve Harrington | Stranger Things (2016 ) Tom Cruise | Various 80s Films

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Anonymous asked:

"If you really mean that, if you really want to help me get clean," Spencer said without looking at him, "you'll undo your pants."

"If you really mean that, if you really want to help me get clean," Spencer said without looking at him, "you'll undo your pants.”

Morgan’s eyes went wide, “Spencer… What are you talking about?”

“You said how you wanted to help me get clean, that is how you can help. Have sex with me,” Spencer said, finally looking up at Morgan. Spencer was craving, heading towards withdrawal when Morgan showed up at his front door, telling him that he knew about his drug addiction, and he wanted to help get him clean.

“Pretty boy—” Morgan started but Spencer cut him off.

“Derek the most I have been clean in the past few months was when we went to New Orleans and that was only because I was hooking up with Ethan any chance I could. Now I saw how you looked at me when I told you I was with Ethan – you were jealous. So please, don’t lie and say you aren’t interested.” Spencer said, folding his arms and subtly scratching the inside of his arm.

“That’s not it…” Morgan said, stepping closer to Spencer. “I am interested, believe me, and I was jealous of you and that guy but not just because I want to sleep with you. I was jealous because he got to be close with you in a way that I couldn’t.”

Spencer swallowed hard, “Oh…”

Morgan took a step even closer, reaching out and placing a hand on Spencer’s arm, “Spencer, I want to help you in a real way, not just by distracting you with meaningless sex, besides… I can’t have sex with you and it mean nothing. You mean everything to me.”

Spencer suddenly wrapped his arms around Morgan and Morgan hugged back without question. Spencer rested his head on Morgan’s shoulder and whispered, “You mean everything to me too… Thank you.”

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Anonymous asked:

I have a prompt! A hotchreid fic that starts as an alternate ending to the Chester hardwicm episode. Or: if you are feeling particular au-ish, when jack is born Spencer volunteers to babysit him to make extra money because he spends all his money on his mom and can hardly make rent. As Hotch’s marriage falls apart and Spencer’s past is revealed, they become confidants through the struggle

Even more angsty if your ready: Spencer faces the harsh relality of drug addiction after hankel, which includes selling everything he owns, and his body, for drugs. When Hotch finds out what he’s doing he does everything in his power to get him clean.

All of these could either be heid/hotchreid or dad Hotch I guess

Okay you gave me so many options (which i love!!) so i decided to write a one shot about reid’s addiction but, it’s not quite the prompt you sent in (which i hope is okay!!) because i wanted to get this finished fast and bring it to you and i had already wasted a day writing the first suggestion only to realize i had no plan.

Warnings for themes of addiction and substance abuse.

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radiant-reid

Dad!Spence Headcanons

because i'm watching s9 and there are so many references to him wanting kids that i'm mad he didn't get them

  • gets up every time your baby wakes up because 1) he wants to be a part of each moment 2) he wants you to get enough sleep and 3) he can't sleep if a baby is crying
  • amazed by how little the baby is, like, he can hold their whole body in his palm and it's crazy to him
  • and he's randomly obsessed with how the baby smells and how soft their hair is
  • your first kid's first word is 'love' because both of you say it so often to each other
  • laughs so hard when they say fire fuck instead of fire truck
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wifeyreid

SO HIS MOM CAN MAKE SCRAPBOOKS I'M DEAD I'M DECEASED I'M CRYING THAT IS SO CUTE

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foxy-eva

Bound Together

Summary: Spencer has a very pleasant surprise for his girlfriend

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Fem!Reader

Category: Smut, Fluff

Content Warnings: (18+, minors DNI) Dom!Spencer, Sub!Reader, light bondage, blindfold, praising, teasing, edging, begging, use of nicknames (sir, good/sweet girl), mention of safe word (not used), fingering, oral sex (female receiving), unprotected penetrative sex

Author’s note: I wrote this as a standalone but it could also be read as a prequel to Nice & Naughty - so if you want to see more of their dynamics, I recommend having a look at that story!

Word count: 5k

It had been several minutes now since Spencer had insinuated that a little surprise was waiting for me behind his bedroom door. 

My curiosity about what that would be exactly could not be satisfied since he silenced my mouth with his on mine before I could ask a question. He was too busy exploring my lips, my own fervor kicking in once he pulled me into his lap. With a racing heart and a heaving chest I was squirming on his thighs while he trailed sweet kisses down my neck. 

Being with Spencer was unlike anything I had ever experienced before. The sensation of his fingertips brushing over my skin left me yearning in a way I had not known to be possible. The fire his touch ignited within me could only be contained by the way he took control over my body. 

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beaujes

ghostbusters are always like who are you gunna call? ghostbusters! but it’s hard enough to call the doctor’s office i’m not gunna call the ghostbusters i’d just live with a ghost in my house forever

who you gunna call? no one i have anxiety

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spookydrreid

Chapter Thirteen: Rarefied

Content Warnings: manipulation, being scared of your significant other, talks of harming others, talks of murder, planning

Word count: 640 (little intermission chapter)

A/n: I am back!!! I appreciate everyone who has been patiently waiting my return. I’ve been having a rough time mentally and medically but we are getting there. Your patience and kind words mean more than you’ll ever know. I appreciate and love all of you so much.

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i am BEGGING for a plus size, anxious reader who is very much attracted to her BAU bestie spencer reid, but she's too scared he wouldn't like her bc of her weight n then one day penelope has everyone going out for drinks and reader decides to wear something more form fitting to get reids attention but is too trapped in her mind to function and spencer helps her feel better. essentially: spencer reid loves me through my daily panic attack
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Pretty Girl

Pairing: Spencer Reid x Pluse-Size!Reader

A/N: I love this one. Talk about comfort. 🥺 Hope you like it! 💕

CW: slight angst, fluff, comfort | Mentions of Weight/unrequired love, insecurity about body, anxiety, pining, self-hate, misunderstanding,

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*picture does not describe the looks of the reader* **********

For all my life I've been plus-sized... Well, not for all my life. I started off as a child with a normal statue, as normal as you should judge the figure of a young girl of course, but when puberty hit, it hit me harder than my pinky toe would hit the coffee table on a regular.

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