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Inspired by the minotaur text post that's been going around

Bonus:

Yumichika and Ikkaku draw for a Zine

when did this happen???

funny kitty

Asterius taking care of the tiny one 🥺💕

man that stupid invincible line and the stupid however long it takes whether it's 10 or 20 years from now speech. Why were they promising a forever at the age of 16 and then actually went and fulfilled it

hinatas

my brother is a little shit in minecraft

This is the most accurate portrayal of siblings on this goddam site

OP posted this comic in 2016

Swimming was added to minecraft in 2018

So OPs brother stranded OP way out in the ocean when swimming was extremely slow and painfully annoying.

YEP

The male orgasm is a myth

Cum isn't real

It's just slight of hand

LIVE (nothing wrong with me)

LAUGH (nothing wrong with me)

LOVE (nothing wrong with me)

I think it's a sign of good media when you have to reread or rewatch it to get the full experience. First time is for getting your brain blasted by the story and being confused second time is for knowing who's who and what's what and willingly getting your brain blasted again.

His shitty attitude and grabbable waist have bewitched me

the humble "like" is oft mocked despite what it does for us. "like, three people" is a vastly different statement from "three people". "and i was like 'what the fuck'" is vastly different from "and i said 'what the fuck'". i love you "like" and anyone who says you make people sound stupid will be killed on sight

Tumblr is unique bc like. It's collaborative shitposting and you can't opt in or out. You can just say something about your day then an evil wizard shows up to turn your post into something humorous

Every other site is just one and done, but here a post is a welcome mat to be funnier than you

yeah or sometimes you’ll see a post that hacks into your brain and forever rewrites your instinctual reaction to seeing a pineapple explode

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26/26

You're passing through Wonka's factory and through a doorway you see what is distinctly the body of Christ being fed into a big wacky machine

There's an oompa looma in a cardinal robe

@xenomorphvevo

just a concept I wanted to get down. always remember there are treatments for this stuff and you can change

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