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I want to show you an actual training slide from my customer service job that I had to see yesterday.

Fińàncial Harm

Vintage Sterling Silver 925 Spotted Dairy Cow Farm Animal Charm

lots of really funny little ways that companies try to reduce the liability of an emoji being synonymous with death threats, but my favourite attempt on a conceptual level has been google putting magical sparkles on the dagger

they got scared in 2018 and have been slowly adjusting since

A picture a friend sent me from Erewhon

(tags from @gnollhide)

robotgirl who asks her close friends if its okay for her to vent to them before releasing a giant burst of steam

This cute little thing is called a “meeple mouse!” They float around on little strawberry-shaped balloons and deliver treats to their friends. Their very existence is anathema to human kind. If even a single “meeple mouse” breaks through the veil of fiction, the rivers will run red with our blood. They also sleep in moonbeams

Somehow you got an anon from an ancient sumerian

not to "um, actually" but societies with a life expectancy of 30 wouldnt see being 30 years old as being "old". the life expectancy was 30 because infant mortality was so high, and somewhere between a third and a half of people would die before the age of like, 10. if you made it to adolesence intact you could fully expect to live until your 60s at least.

all this to say, the real privilege of living in modern society is living long enough to make it through puberty.

Heater argument without saying a word

The fate of the franklin expedition is so poetic imagine dying of imperialism and then literally being cannibalised without achieving anything beyond becoming another member of the hallowed ranks of a grisly naval stories in the 1840s and then hundreds of years later your restless shade still haunts humanity without a scrap of peace because amc made a tv show which made everyone write yaoi about you

Favorite adderall review

You have to watch the dosage.

You have to watch the dosage.

why is everyone talking about this website dying again for tje 15th time

they;re selling us to one direction??

they say a dog is a man's best friend. and a woman's best friend? well it's the walking corpse of course

Harrow the Ninth by Tamsin Muir

Can't hang out in your great-uncle's den anymore. Because of woke