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@punkalope / punkalope.tumblr.com

Tea/Matcha/Punk ✿ Femme ✿ Adult ✿ He/Him tme | floatie by Box#1793 | sidebar by marcella-youko@DA
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punkalope

hi, im buny?

I'm Tea or Matcha! I'm an adult who likes a lot of things. My pronouns are he/they.

My interests kinda include:

  • Splatoon (Which I have a sideblog for here)
  • Neopets
  • Wings of Fire, Spyro, Dragons in general
  • RABBITS
  • Lancer (TTRPG)
  • ...And a bunch of other stuff I won't bother listing here.

I don't have a sideblog for art, I kind of just have a tag here. I haven't decided if I want to make a sideblog for it or not yet, because I wanna see if any actual art gallery sites rise from the ashes first.

Here's some other links:

If you wanna contact me for any reason:

MSN/Yahoo!Messenger: punkalope @ escargot.chat

& Mutuals can DM me for my discord!

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I recently had surgery, and at the time I came home, I had both my cat and one of my grandma's cats staying with me.

- Within hours of surgery, I wake up from a nap to my cat gently sniffing at my incisions with great alarm.

- I was not allowed to shower the first day after surgery, and the cats, seeing that The Large Cat is not observing its cleaning ritual, decided I must be gravely disabled and compensated by licking all the exposed skin on my arms, face, and legs.

- I currently have to sleep with a pillow over my abdomen because my cat insists on climbing on top of me and covering my incisions with her body while I sleep (which is very sweet but not exactly comfortable without the pillow). She also lays across me facing my bedroom door, presumably on guard for attackers who may try to harm me while I'm sleeping and injured.

That's love. 🐈‍⬛🐈❤️

cats are so very unclear on what is wrong with us but they want to help

Last time I had a really bad migraine my cat curled herself round my head and purred sympathetically, and actually stayed there through two of her normal mealtimes. It wasn't until I was able to stagger to the kitchen and grab a protein bar for myself that she gave a very small, polite miaow to the effect of "while you're up... could you get something for me too?"

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I’m too gullible with people. I’ll have encounters and be like “aw they seemed nice ☺️” and then everyone around me will be like NONONONONO THAT WAS THE DEVIL!!!!!!!

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pussyronin

why yes i will be drinking a generous amount of beer tonight..... tenfold thimblefuls!! 🤣😝😁😛😜🤪😂🤣😂😃😅😀🙂😉😌🙂😐😮😮‍💨😯🤧😪😧🫨😵‍💫🤢🤮😣😰😨😱😵🫠🪰🪱💀🪳🐜🪱🪰🍄‍🟫🍄🌧️🌱🌿🍃🪵🌾🪻🌿🌱🌳🌲🌾🌲🛻💨😏🚬😮‍💨🥴🚬😏😮‍💨😶‍🌫️🤤🥱😴🚬🍃🌿💥🔥😶‍🌫️😧🔥🔥🌲🌳🔥🔥🌲🔥🔥😦🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

(did you catch the story at the end of the post? what can we learn about laughing too hard? have you ever laughed so hard your corpse spawned a forest that was later incinerated by the craven misdeeds of the Smoker?)

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maziodynez

i can't take the majority of posters on this site seriously. everything is "terfy" but nothing is racist. everyone is a misandrist if you put men dni in your bio but no one is capable of misogyny. every kink under the sun is perfectly harmless and are never tinged by our white supremacist and patriarchal society, but if you try and have a genuine discussion about abuse in bdsm/kink spaces you're an "anti" and on the same level as homophobic fascists. everyone wants to apparently help palestine but no one wants to threaten biden with witholding their vote. yall are so unserious it makes my head spin

putting "q slur" on a post makes you a terf but if you try and discuss transmisogyny coming out of trans men's and tme nonbinary spaces you're a big meanie who's a transandrophobe. be . real

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