Redhead With Rad Bedhead

Hey can someone help me out and make a transparent cutout of ash from this pic

The gang’s all here

what’s that anime with the four boys that look exactly alike why is it popular they’re ugly

teenage mutant ninja turtles

the beatles

when you try to wave away a fly but it’s too slow and you feel it’s body brush up against your hand

wrong gif

that better be the wrong fucking gif or im kinkshaming you for eternity

my femme girlfriend: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

me: [throwing on shorts and a tank top] okay baby i love you and you look so pretty

My overdressed butch ass: [hour and a half later] ok I’m ready to leave the house

My femme girlfriend: [throwing on a sundress and head scarf] okay baby I love you and you look so handsome

Me: [after spending 6 hours on my hair and makeup] Babe I’m ready to head out now

My femme wife: [who has also taken 6 hours] Okay babe I love you I’m ready and your highlight is poppin severely but you need to blend that contour in a little bit

Me: [fixing her eyebrows] I love you

this post fixed my brows and cleared my skin

mosquito: *about to bite me*

me: umm i have a bf

🌸*little giggles* daddy’s the only one allowed to put their mouth on baby girl ^_^🌸 -Babygirl

me:

mosquito: yikes

Why is it referred to as coming out of the closet? 

It could be coming out of anything. What wasted potential.

Coming out of my cage and I’ve been doing just guys

I really want to see how this conversation took place with Mabel asking Grunkle Stan to marry waddles and glompers.

“We have gathered here today to humor my niece by binding these two farm animals in holy matrin- matrimin- bleh”

“Sweetie, you know I’m not ordained to do this you know-”

“PLLLEEEEEEAAASE????”

*sigh*

yes. this is good.

“So if anyone has any reason, besides, y’know, basic common sense why these animals shouldn’t be wed, you can keep your mouth shut because Mabel doesn’t want to hear it. There, you’re married. Your lives are officially over.”

The force is strong in this family

someone take Photoshop away from me

This is the best post I’ve seen all week

i’ve met mccree who kept peeking at me from behind a wall and that looked cute

this best thing about this is the meme format conditions you to expect a follow up statement and it’s absence contributes to a sense of stillness, simulating the experience of just sitting in your truck

Then stop fucking cancelling your best shows and renewing your shitty ones

i am literally paying your ass directly netflix this is not fucking hard to figure out

Major Corporation Wants To Know What Its Customers Want; Wait, No, Not Like That

When you’re in skirmish and the enemy team starts attacking you instead of saying hello back: 

when you see your friend

some of my food pictures. people dont usually believe me when i tell them the garlic coffee pic is by me, but please enjoy the full set 

this post, in some way, makes it harder for me to breathe

as someone who likes sonic the hedgehog but hasnt gone balls deep into the lore

what the fuck is the deal w ken penders 

ken penders was a really not great artist for the sonic comics, who introduced loads of brand new characters who would never be seen outside of them, including basically an entire race of space echidnas. some of those characters included a pink girl echidna literally named lara-su (whether it was done in reference to the mary sue trope or not I honestly dont know)

Ken tried to sue sega due to the evil badguys in sonic chronicles (yes, that sonic chronicles) being supposedly similar to his. The case was dropped, but that wasn’t the end.

Ken, rather than backing down, decided to go all-in and claimed copyright on all of his characters he created for the sonic comics. All of them, including ones in current story arcs. Archie tried to argue that due to his contract the characters were actually now the property of SEGA… only to be unable to find the actual contract he signed (ken probably swiped it on the way out). 

This meant that the publishers had to actually reboot the entire current plot because they could not legally use these characters anymore. Every single hanging plot thread had to be retconned, and theres years of comics that are now officially not canon because of it.

Ken, now having full right over his echidna OCs, changed them to be not echidnas but an alien race called ‘Echydnya’ (yeah), and he’s gonna give them their own visual novel series:

its uh.. yeah. and theres the foot fetish thing too, but honestly that feels almost like a minor point.

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