so this month im gonna be celebrating pride by staring enviously at bisexual pride clothing but never buying because ✌ she closeted ✌
"shoot ma i gotta go the gays are here" i say as i shamble into a small herd of 5 possums
hey so the lack of coverage on brian david gilbert's shiny nail polish on this hellsite is disturbing
*in the tune of country roads*
crunchy rollllllllllllll
nan dai yooooooooooo
daijoubuuuuuu
narutooooooooooo
can i get an f in the chat for my icon filters when i inevitably come crawling back here and finally stoop down to the black and white + high contrast trend because i cant be bothered
Blog update:
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This is my ukelele David
sasha and hitch both have :3 energy
Life is old here, older than the trees
Younger than the mountains
I'm gonna eat some bees
If you're ever feeling stupid, please remember that I watched the entire first season of Sherlock backwards the first time I tried to get into it.
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things my partner & i have said to each other pt. 1
“I look like I want you to ask me to play Hey There Delilah.”
“Today was good! I learned a little more about you… You learned on two separate occasions I have fought a child…”
“Never quote that!”
“This isn’t very cash money of you.”
“Stop right there, criminal scum.”
“Oh, don’t worry. It’s not my first alcohol. I had to slam a shot of Nyquil every night for a month straight.”
“Fight me!!!”
“Listen here, bucko!!!”
“You know what, I could roc a croc.”
“I’m gangly and move bombastically. I’m exactly the kind of person to yeet off a patio.”
“You’re my McFavorite.”
“Yeet-haw!”
“You’re the type of person I wouldn’t be surprised if I found you in the wild slurping down pixie sticks.”
“The age of consent is Texas.”
“Kermit is my real dad.”
“Wow, you’re swo rwude you hwurt my fewlings.”
“BACK DEMON.”
“Hmm… could it be… SATAN…?”
“Drugs? Are there drugs?”
“How frigin-- No, how hecking DARE THEY?!”
“Yeah sure I would touch a boob.”
“That’s going to haunt me for the rest of the year.”
“I will vomit on you.”
“You’re going to baby prison!”
“I tried to fight a centaur man… and smooch several fish. In that order.”
“REWARD ME, NINTENDADDY.”
“This is _____, she’s my momsona.”
“Is that… furry art…?”
“What can I say? Tax evasion is rad.”
“Gimme the three-month-old cow tiddy juice, dammit.”
“I just had the worst sex toy idea.”
“Bees have semen, right?”
“Bees DO cum!!”
“How dare you challenge my lamp!”
“You’re pretty cash money.”
“Anyways I’m gonna go buy a child.”
“Man, I wish we were lesbians…”
“Excuse you… You’re right… but also how dare you…”
“He eat the cheese, he scurry around campus to get degrees…”
“If we can’t make out in front of the cold dead eyes of a Furby then what the fuck are we doing?”
“I’ll pay my respects… with a bone smooch.”
“Your kink… We’ve found it.”
“Frigin… Don’t anime me on a Sunday morning!”
#rp memes#rp starters#roleplay memes#roleplay starters#roleplay#rp#tumblr rp#tumblr roleplay#rp prompts#roleplay prompts#ask meme#ask memes#rp meme#rp starter#roleplay meme#roleplay starter#rp prompt#roleplay prompt#ship meme#ship memes#relationship starters#relationship starter#friendship starter#friendship starters#romance starter#romance starters#romance#platonic#platonic meme#platonic memes
sorry i havent been around lately school's beating me to a pulp and a GOOD BOI has come into my life and im trying not to screw this up
#its mostly that last part#im very much bisexual but because i come across as sapphic round these parts#makes me feel like im a fraud or like im going to disappoint certain friends of mine#which is stupid#because i dont owe anything in that regard#and im cUTe whether im being stupid over a boy or a girl#i dunno man#i see why my bi brethren feel a bit unwelcome here#like even the posts validating bisexuals who are in relationships with the opposite sex are riddled with these disclaimers#saying you like men (not celebrities just MEN) and posting these cute lists similar to what you see written about women#has to have these fine prints#look at my first tag#theres one right there#... anyways good morning i miss sasha
someone wrote a meta on n.ikos.asha being confirmed was/looks like a way to cash in on more man pain and i am very yiked rn