Talk About Knock-Knocks

Background(s) heavily referenced from S1Ep6 "What You Want"

the voice of the dungeon: l̸o̶o̷t̶ ̷a̷n̶d̴ ̸s̶c̶o̴o̴t̴

etho: loot'n and scoot'n! :D

watching scar throw that compass

I am LIVING for the decked out experience.

Ominous Decked Out voice:

The Hermits cheering like it's recess time:

The "Glorious Exit of Supreme Victory" has me in a chokehold.

I know it's probably for an entirely practical reason - easier to deal with player movement via teleports, don't have to make a way back up, doesn't get people with levels thinking they can keep them if they're just good enough and getting frustrated when they lose them, probably less chance of breaking things, etc.

But the fact is, you have to die to leave Decked Out.

You die to the monsters in the dungeon - Ravagers, Vexes, Wardens.

You die to the dungeon itself - berry bushes, drowning, magma blocks, lava.

You die in the coward's hole - a slow freezing, punishing those afraid of death by makings it as slow as possible.

And you die as a winner.

You take the exit - a narrow door barely big enough to fit, labeled with a single dramatic sign - and fall. But it's not enough to just have you fall, oh no, Decked Out can't have it just be fall damage. It lifts an icy hand to catch you, just enough. Just to make sure you survive the fall.

Just to make sure you can see death coming at you.

The message is a consolation. Don't worry, you're still a victor! Everyone can see you won! You escaped!

But Decked Out always, always, always gets its due. The price of a run is more than a single frozen shard, it's blood. From the moment you open those doors, you're doomed.

You might survive the dungeon, but you can't get out alive.

sorry i have to cancel plans, there's a ravager at the exit and hazard blocked all the other paths :/ yeah it's really just camping. no i can't just lead it away, i'm at max hazard.

i think i hear vex

u know when u walk inside a room and immediately forget why u were there in the first place so you have to retrace ur steps to try to remember and FINALLY the decked out voice that lives inside ur head draws MOMENT OF CLARITY and u remember what u were gonna do

cashier at the grocery store: your total is $21.37 me: cool thanks *opening my wallet to take out cash* decked out 2 sfx that follow me wherever i go: TREASURE HUNTER

Such a beautiful picture

I'm not sorry

and he put them on

Spot the difference

You can't, their the same picture, your honor

@vancekilo how does it feel being the most correct person to ever comment on a post

That lil dude is getting the BEST scritches

Replaying an old fav <3

Sandcastles~

Inside 📥 of you 🧍 there are Two 🐕🐕 Australian Cattle Dogs 🐮, one is a Red Heeler 🔴 the other is a Blue Heeler 🔵, they're both Tango 💃💥

I HAD to go with a literal rancher dog for Tango!! And the fact the breed comes in red/blue was just perfect!

✨ i have commissions open! :D ✨

🐶More puppers: Pixl / Jog / Porl / SoupGroop

Ozai is so pathetic, like that “take his bending away haha he’s harmless now” trick would never have worked on Zuko, if you took his bending away he’d just grab his swords and come at you twice as hard, Azula doesn’t have swords or anything but she’s pretty good at hand to hand and amazing at talking her way out of problems, Iroh bust himself out of prison with no bending at all, meanwhile Ozai? Gets his bending taken away and then just collapses, doesn’t even try anymore, then just sits in prison and tries to get into Zuko’s head some more, he could have trained up and tried to break out too! But no! Bet he can’t break steel bars with his bare hands. Bet he can’t kick a steel lever in two. Bet he can’t even do a flip.

Also we never really see him do any really impressive firebending apart from when he has magic comet power, I guesss he shoots some lightning at Zuko, but that’s it and Azula is still better at the lightning thing. Azula has blue flames. Zuko can do firebreakdancing and bend with his swords. Does Ozai, who is not 14 years old, have blue flames? No he doesn’t.

He didn’t even do his coup himself, Ursa had to kill Azulon for him! Could have just challenged Iroh to an Agni Kai for the throne but he didn’t bc he knew he’d lose.

And then he only ruled for like 6 years! He lost a war that had been going on for 100 years bc of a bunch of kids.

Loserlord indeed

Scar said on stream that living the pirate life on S6 would've been cool so I ran with the idea