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Sharkpuppymilo

@sharkpuppymilo

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thoradvice

tips to get your life back on track after a breakdown™

  • sleep. your body needs to rest. the average panic attack takes as much energy as running a half-marathon. let yourself rest. take a 20 minute nap. any longer and you’ll hit your REM cycle, and you’ll wake up worse off. after, you’ll feel so much better.
  • clean something. literally anything. a plate, a drawer, the whole mf bathroom. it doesn’t matter how much or how little. it’ll make you feel more in control, and it’ll make your surroundings more appropriate for recovery.
  • get some fresh air. even just opening your window for a few hours will help. if you feel up to it, take a walk. take your dog. pick some flowers. cloudgaze. even just sit in your garden for a bit. your body will thrive off of non-stale air. 
  • eat and drink. I know for some people, myself included, this is Hard. it’s alright if all you can manage is a granola bar, or some cereal. anything is progress and will fuel your body. drink water if you can, but anything apart from alcohol will hydrate you.
  • take a shower. I have clinical depression. have done since I was 12. I know how hard it is to take a shower. but it fucking helps. if you don’t do anything else off this list, do this. it’ll help more than you know.
  • talk to someone. I can’t stress this enough. humans are social creatures! we crave interaction. even the most introverted introvert needs to talk to someone. call your mom. text a buddy. skype your brother. chat to your local cashier. anything !! you’ll feel less alone, and hopefully get some good serotontitty flowing.
  • do something fun! same as above, it’ll make u feel so much bette, and provide a distraction. some good options are writing, drawing, watching a movie, dancing - anything you enjoy!
  • be kind to yourself. it’s okay if you relapsed, or if you had a bad day, or anything else. treat yourself gently. you wouldn’t so harsh to a friend in your situation. it’s gonna be okay.

if you can’t do all of these, it’s okay. there are better days ahead. this, too, will pass.

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"What did daddy tell you? Get out of my f***ing alcohol cabinet, Cindy, GET OUT! No vodka for you and your stupid friends. *shakes head like a father* I swear to god, I don't know where that child is going. She's not going to get into college, I just know it, I know by looking at her. She's not going to get into college. She just has one of this faces like *makes face of traumatized jumpscared youtuber*...you know? It's not a college face. It's not a winner face.

Today on "Is this actually something that came out of @therealjacksepticeye's mouth"

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Anonymous asked:

Dudeee I did Xmas shopping yesterday it was fun

Damn that's lit I'm so pumped for the holiday season

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Hey

I've been seeing a lot of anti-Trump supporter posts lately, and it honestly kind of is bothering me. I'm not a Trump supporter myself, but I do believe it is unfair to group all Trump supporters as xenophobic, homophobic, racist, rude, and so on, just like how it would be unfair to think every Clinton or third part supporter shares the exact ideology and demeanor as the candidate they support. I can understand the emotions people are feeling about this election. Not everyone got the outcome they wanted. But if people on Tumblr want to follow the words that they preach, then i believe they should respect people's opposing opinion, whether it be alt-right, alt-left, or somewhere in between.

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Anonymous asked:

Dude (**spoilers**) pinof when Dan lifted phil tho ugh I can't rn -secrecy santacy

Omg yassssesss PINOF 8 was the best and the gayest

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like i know i’ve said this before but i dont think you understand what will happen to me if dan and phil come out in pinof 8 i will fling myself into the fucking sun

Idk I didn't think you could be more lit

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Anonymous asked:

Lmao I'm just ill that's my excuse haha but oh my gosh my grandmother bought me lactose free eggnog!!! Ahhhh so good -secret santa

Hmmmmm that sounds super good!😊

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Anonymous asked:

Oh hia, so I matched with a really good looking medical student on tinder but also matched with some emo kid who has so much in common w me and the 16yr old me wouldve chose the student but srsly Im loving the emo kid 😋 secret santy (proud of self)

Omg yeah!! Kudos to you

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Anonymous asked:

Ayeeee what's up secret Santa here. I literally slept away the entirety of yesterday

Same tbh it was actually my bday so I had an excuse lmao

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Anonymous asked:

Hey cutie patoot, secret Santa here saying happy Thanksgiving if you celebrate :)

Yeah of course! Have a happy thanksgiving🦃

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Anonymous asked:

Its your secret Santa! I'm a bit late sorry!

Tysm! It's no problem my bro

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inritum

reblog and make a wish! this was removed from tumbrl due to “violating one or more of Tumblr’s Community Guidelines”, but since my wish came true the first time, I’m putting it back. :)

OH MY FUCKING GOD, IT’S BACK ON MY DASH.

THIS SHIT WORKS OKAY, I AM DEAD SERIOUS.

The last time I saw this on my dash, I didn’t think it would happen, so jokingly I wished I could go to a fun. concert.

AND GUESS WHAT, I WENT TO A FUCKING FUN. CONCERT.

THIS SHIT WORKS, TRY IT.

YOOOOOOO

I SAW THIS ON MY DASH THE OTHER DAY AND THOUGHT “ITS WORTH A TRY” SO I WISHED I COULD GET A 3DS

LITERALLY LIKE 4 DAYS LATER MY DAD SENT ME A PICTURE OF THE 3DS XL HE BOUGHT FOR ME WHILE I WAS AT SCHOOL

IM STILL FREAKING OUT ABOUT THIS

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doryishness

holy fuck, I didn’t expect this to work, I was like psh, whatever it’s just a quick reblog, but I wished my Dad would actually respond back to me AND HE FUCKING DID A FEW DAYS LATER, I GOT A FUCKING TEXT FROM MY DAD TODAY WHO HASN’T SPOKEN OR RESPONDED TO ME IN MONTHS HOLY FUCK WHAT IS THIS MAGIC IT WORKS. 

I WANTED TO SEE MY BOYFRIEND AND I DIDN’T THINK I’D GET DAYS OFF BUT THIS WEEKEND I’M HEADING UP THERE??? THIS IS CRAZY SHIT 

SO LIKE I JOKINGLY WISHED FOR MY OWN LEN KAGAMINE AND THEN LIKE A WEEK LATER I GOT A LEN NENDOROID??? H ELP

WTF OKAY SO THIS SHOT ACTUALLY WORKS BECAUSE WHEN I WISHED, I HAD WISHED MY CRUSH WOULD LIKE ME BACK AND GUESS WHAT? I HAVE A BOYFRIEND NOW. WHAT THE HELLLLL?????

ok I’ve said this before but IM DOING IT AGAIN THE FIRST TIME I SAW THIS, MY WISH DID COME TRUE SO I REBLOGED AGAIN AND SAID IT IN THE TAGS BUT THEN I WISHED FOR SMTH ELSE AND IT LITERALLY LITERALLY HAPPENED LIKE A COUPLE DAYS LATER WHAT THE HELL SO NOW IM WRITING THIS HERE FOR YOU BC I DONT BELIEVE IN THIS CRAP BUT STILL IT’S AN AWFULLY BIG COINCIDENCE

THE BOY I FELL I LOVE WITH LEFT TO TRAVEL THE OTHER SIDE OF THE WORLD AND HAS BEEN GONE NOW FOR 3 MONTHS. WE HAVENT SPOKEN SINCE BECAUSE I DIDNT WANT TO MAKE HIM FEEL TRAPPED TO ME AND NOT ENJOY HIS TIME SO I WAITED FOR HIM TO CONTACT ME FIRST. I SAW THIS ON A PARTICULARLY LOW DAY WHEN I WAS MISSING HIM SO MUCH I CRIED FROM THE PAIN, GUYS I REALLY LOVE HIM, SO I THOUGHT MEH WHAT THE FUCK, AND WISHED HE WOULD JUST LET ME KNOW HE WAS OKAY.

GUYS.

HE FUCKING CALLED ME 20 MINUTES LATER

20 FUCKNG. MINUTES. LATER.

GOOD THINGS DO HAPPEN. AND ITS IN THIS POST.

I wish for someone to leave something in my ask.

OKAY SO I ASKED FOR A HEDGEHOG AND NOW GUESS WHO HAS A PET HEDGEHOG

i want you to stay for one day and one nigh with me and give me sp much love i dont have to cry of lonliness tonight, every night

no bUT THE LAST TIME I DID THIS SHIT I WISHED MEETING MY IDOL AND IT WAS RIGHT BEFORE I FCKING GOT THE FCKING EMAIL SAYING I WAS GOING TO MEET TAYLOR OH MY GOD

liKE THIS SHIT ACTUALLY WORKS PPL

WOW AMERICA U GUYS KNOW WHAT IM WISHING FOR

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glumshoe

For everyone planning to kill themselves in the event of a Trump victory:

Don’t.

We need you. The world needs you. We’ve been through this before, in one way or another, and we have prevailed. Who benefits from your death? Only those who want you silenced.

There will be blue skies ahead. There will be triumphs. This is not the end of the world.

Do not go gentle - we are here today because of the stubborn refusal of our predecessors to go away. There are oases even in the darkest of times. You are not alone, and you have not been abandoned. There *will* be blue skies ahead, and you will live to see them.

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levifold

List of Suicide Crisis supports in the USA:

  • National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: 1800-273-8255
  • National Suicide Prevention Lifeline: Online Chat
  • Crisis Text Line: Text START to 741-741
  • The Trevor Project (LBGT+):  1-866-488-7386
  • Trans Lifeline:  (877) 565-8860

If you need support outside the USA:

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peartower

Please share. Stay Strong. 

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