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Watchful Eyes

CEO!SteveRogers x Female!Maid!Reader AU

summary: When your best friend gets you a new job, cleaning the apartment of the most successful man in New York City, you don't hesitate to accept. The pay is more than good, and the man himself is better than any eye candy you have ever seen. Unbeknownst to you, you've caught his attention just as much. Steve can't keep his mind off you, so much so, that he drives everyone around him insane with his grumpiness when you aren't around. It seems like he has to take matters into his own hands when he realizes, you're too shy to take things further yourself.

a/n: So that just happened... I don't know where it came from, but please enjoy. (Please don’t be discouraged by the word count - I promise you it’s worth it and I kindly ask you to at least try 💛)

word count: 10.8k

warnings: power differences, Steve is pining, watching someone over secret livestream (is this stalking?), women being referred to as objects (not by Steve), just so much fluff, and also angst (there is a happy ending!), smut (masturbation - m, praise kink, oral - f receiving, dirty talk, orgasm control, overstimulation, unprotected p in v, size kink, breeding kink) !MINORS DNI!

“Can you start Monday?”

“I can start Monday.”

“Perfect.”

Holy fuckidy fuck fuck. 

You had a job. A job that would crinkle some noses but it would pay money. Good money actually. Well, better than other offers in the branch.  

It had been luck, really. Because during one drunken night, which had originally been dedicated to drowning yourself in self-pity over the last job that had let you go due to staff cuts, your friend Natasha had crashed your party with Chinese food and gossip from her workplace. She was an assistant for one of the CEO’s of Shield Protection Services. And during her lunch with Sharon, the other assistant, Sharon had complained about Steve Rogers and how he had fired the third maid this month because they, apparently, were taking pictures of his home or selling some of his things. 

There might have been some talk about how picky and stuck up he could be but the important info was that Sharon was desperate at this point and had asked Nat if she knew anyone with the decency not to breach privacy and willingness to clean the CEO’s home. 

The good thing - or bad thing, you weren’t sure - was, Nat knew you were desperate too. So she gave Sharon your number and before you knew it, you were an employed woman again. 

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coming off way too pushy! || letitia wright

summaryin which y/n l/n is a famous rapper known for her promiscuous lyrics, but more reserved personality in real life. she kept her relationships private, mostly because she didn’t like the world knowing every last thing about her. her girlfriend of six months, black panther actress, letitia wright, understood completely. her sexual orientation wasn’t a topic of public knowledge, but she loved her relationship with y/n. they trusted each other, they cared about each other, and they made one another better. before starting on her european tour y/n goes to the club for a night of celebration with some of her closest friends, when a guy at the a club from back in her past goes viral for dancing with her, the media wants to know if she’s on the prowl for a new relationship. when the guy’s claims that y/n was willing to smash hit media outlets, y/n and letitia decide to nip the speculation in the bud by going public.

warningslanguage. this is just something that’s been on my mind recently lol. we’ve never seen tish in a relationship before so don’t take this too seriously, i just love the idea that tish would be so eager to put naysayers in place for the person that she’s with. especially reading some of her clap backs regarding how people tried to drag her for the fake antivaxx rumors. that shit had me CACKLING. she was clearing girls fr

pairingletitia wright x black fem rapper! reader

inspired bywe ain’t humping ( specifically for the line “he coming off way too pushy, i hope he don’t think he was getting this pussy” )

dedicatedto all y’all haha xx

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yourname tour rehearsals weren’t anything but me thirsting over method man & falling in love with my dancers & my team... even still, the wait is over… in 24hrs we hit our first city… can’t wait to see you all 😆💥🖤 📍 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM 👤 ayrastarr

USER. yep, got my tickets… see you in Dublin 🇮🇪 — YOURNAME. see you thereee 😘

USER. where you get them damn bouquets… we know it’s two different ones 😒 — YOURNAME. from ya nigga, now hush

USER. 6 HOURSSSSS???? yourname liked this comment

USER. WHO TEXTING YO PHONE LIKE THAT Y/N? — YOURNAME. juhhh vibe, yo ahh is not juh vibing

LEOMIEANDERSON. Oh so you’re cheating now? — YOURNAME. now leoooo 😂😂😂

NAOMI. ❤️❤️

USER. 10 BUCKS SAY THE FLOWERS ARE FROM LETIYUA YOURNAME. i dont know a letiyua 😕 — USER. you know what i meantttt 😭😭

ITSDAISHA_. YEP, EXACTLY!! PROUD OF YA 💥💥💥 — YOURNAME. my daish 😘😘

USER. SIX HOURS ON THE SAME PHONE CALL? — YOURNAME. now why is that all you can focus in?

YNOFFICIALSOURCE. 😍😍YOURNAME. 🖤🖤

MICHAELBJORDAN. youngin’ 🫡 — YOURNAME. big dawggg 🥶

IAMCARDIB. FINEASSSS 🥵 — YOURNAME. 😏😏

IAMCARDIB. 🤩🤩

USER. she in a relationship? — USER. don’t nobody know and she won’t tell us. — USER. but that text w/ the flowers def said “come outside” if she ain’t dating, she def entertaining SOMEBODY

ANOKYAI. 😳😍

GABUNION. GORGEOUS

KEITHTPOWERS. OK FAM 🔥

SAWEETIE. 🥵🥵

USER. BOUQUETS??

USER. now where tish in the comments??

DAMSONIDRIS. PRESHAAAA 😤😤. — YOURNAME. where u think u got ya swag, man

DANIELKALUUYA. 🔥🔥🔥🔥

AYRASTARR. my queeeeeeen 😍😍🤍 thank you so so so much for inviting me to do this with you 🙏🏾🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍🤍 — YOURNAME. love you ayraaaa 🖤🖤

TEMSBABY. love it 🥰🙏🏾

USER. Need a worship set on the tour haha 😭 — YOURNAME. pulling out all the tybello you need

USER. so you got a nigga now?

USER. omg did you get those flowers from tish?

USER. drop the tour set list

USER. the way she’s coming to where i live and i still couldn’t get tickets 😭😭

PARKWOOD. 🖤🖤🖤

CHLOEBAILEY. 😍😍

NORMANI. yesssssss!!!!

DANAIGURIRA. i better get in free 😒 — YOURNAME. anything for u &lt;3

LORIHARVEY. ❤️

MICHAELRAINEYJR. yeah fam… u fireee 🫡 — YOURNAME. 😤 gots to beeeee ❤️❤️

GIANNIVPAOLO. hey 😍😍 — WHEREIS22. and here go this nigga 🫠 she don’t want yu bruv 👎🏾 GIANNIVPAOLO. why you blocking? — WHEREIS22. cause you gots no game, nigga 😒 — YOURNAME. LMFAOOOOO 😂😂

USER. lmfaoo Gianni stay catching strays. 💀 — YOURNAME. fr have a nigga feeling bad n shii 😂😂

USER. u so fine

USER. i need her

USER. her nigga so mf lucky YOURNAME. exactly 🥰

LILMEECHBMF. shawty 🖤🖤 — YOURNAME. meech 🖤

THECREWHASIT. CALL HER Y/N THA DON 😤. — YOURNAME. 22 IS THAT YOU NIGGA? 😒😂😂 — WHEREIS22. chilll they gonna think i’m a simp 😕 yourname liked this comment!

50CENT. fam’s ⬆️ #bransoncognac YOURNAME. that part 😷

LIZZOBEEATING. 😍😍😍

USER. naaaah she don’t even like being on the phone so for her to be keeping the same call going for SIX HRSSSS 😒 why the fuck you cheating on me?

USER. WHERE TF IS MOOKIE? — YOURNAME. oh now y’all want mookie? y’all was cutting up the last comment section she was in… pick a sideeee

WOODY_THEGREAT. YESSIRRRRR 🔥🔥 — YOURNAME. BEEN BOUT THIS 😤😤

BRYSONTILLER. 😎🔥

SUMMERWALKER. DAYUUUUUUM

SZA. rizz master 🥵

USER. she so fine

USER. love her life

SHAUNASMALL. 😍. — YOURNAME. 😘

USER. sooo excited for this tourrr

USER. naaah but tish was really cutting up during LFW 🫠 — YOURNAME. living her best life, love it for herrr 😜

EVSSOFFICIAL. WACHAAAAAAAA 😍. — YOURNAME. love you babyyyy 😘

EVSSOFFICIAL. loml 🥹❤️

USER. ❤️❤️

USER. you so fyeeee 🔥

USER. she wants to attract women so bad yourname liked this comment!

USER. 💥💥💥

USER. TAKING OVER THE WORLD FR

LETITIAWRIGHT. you geeking off of a man named Clifford, bro? be serious, man 😒👎🏾 — YOURNAME. you being a hater michelle? 😕

LETITIAWRIGHT. flowersssss thoughhhh 🙈🔥❤️ — YOURNAME. they kinda fire, right? i’m so lucky ❤️

LETITIAWRIGHT. guess i can still say good luck even though you clearly don’t appreciate me ☹️. — YOURNAME. noooo i appreciate you so much ❤️❤️❤️ you know that I love you the mostttt. — LETITIAWRIGHT. 😏😏❤️❤️

LETITIAWRIGHT. whoaaaaa 😳😍😍😍😍😍. — YOURNAME. ilysm 🥹😘❤️

USER. oh they fucking ^^^ — USER. gots to be cause tish been off social media a week and now she here… cutting up in the comments?? WE KNOW WHAT YOU ARE MISS WRIGHT

littleone 🥰. you was laying it on kinda thick in the comments huh, fam??

mybabytish 🥹. there was wayyyy too many dudes in the comments cutting up, man. had to stick my hand in the fray.

littleone 🥰. ohhhh not too turnt tish jealous ???

mybabytish 🥹. listen, i know we’re taking things real slow, just feeling it all out, but i definitely can understand when jealousy wants to rise you know?

mybabytish 🥹. not in a weird insecure way… it’s just that sometimes i want to be able to be a little louder with my feelings for you, understand? you’re one of the most precious things God’s given me, you know? i care about you a lot, and i just want you to be able to see it and feel that…. on every platform, in every instance. do you understand what i’m saying?

littleone 🥰. awe tish… you’re so sweet to me. 🥺 i understand, sometimes i wanna post the sappiest shit i can think of about you… but i understand why you wanted things to be the way they are for now… it’s not for forever and you’re respecting your boundaries… you’re protecting your heart… i get… just know that no amount of comments from other niggas is gonna take my eyes off you… you got me for life, mamita. i adore you!!

mybabytish 🥹. aw, man… you’re too much 😭😭 you’re truly such a gift to me. what are you up to tonight since you’re so busy you missed out on LFW with me 😒

littleone 🥰. aweeee don’t be mad at me, baby… 😭😭 you acting like you not finna be sick of me the first month of tour… evs leaves out tomorrow morning so we’re going out clubbing since this is our last hurrah before i fall off the face of the earth haha

mybabytish 🥹. i just miss you is all… this year already feels like it’s flying by and i’ve been doing so much traveling ( alone ) that i’m feeling a little clingy 😭😭

littleone 🥰 aweeeee my babyyyyy!! pull up if you don’t have any plans tonight. you know i always love hanging out with you, but i know it’s very rare that miss tish is in London so I’m sure your mates are tripping tryna make plans before you can leave 😂

mybabytish 🥹. it’s not even that bad 😂😂😂 but yes, no disrespect, but i wanna be with you… tell me all the details bout it and i’ll be there ❤️❤️ i’ve gotta go though, darling. i’ll see you tonight, yeah. be safe, be careful. ❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️❤️

littleone 🥰. okayy i’ll send the address, can’t wait to see you baby ❤️❤️

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You knew as soon as you’d been surrounded with cameras while you were dancing that things were gonna go bad. But when you saw the look on Letitia’s face as she slid her way through the parted crowd, shades concealing her eyes, you were done. Quavo was the nigga you'd found yourself in trouble over. You knew him from back when you'd first got on, back in 2013. He'd always been one of your industry friends, so when you'd spotted him tonight, it wasn't a question for you if you'd party with him. He was sweet to Eva and Hays, as well as your other friends, and y'all were having a ball turning up. Until Sage the Gemini came on. Rednose was your demise.

Eva had been laughing her ass off for the better half of fifteen minutes, and you couldn’t stop your eyes from rolling. “It ain’t that funny.” You grunt and she snorts. “Tish is about to get all up in your ass.” Eva placed a hand over her lips after saying the curse word and you huff. “I told you it was a bad idea.” Hayley adds as you wave them both off. “You’re not being helpful.” You admit and Hayley shrugs. “I wasn’t trying to be, babes.” She denies. “You better get to her before she gets to you.” Is all the advice Eva gives before she and Hayley step back, getting lost in the pumping beats and screaming of other club attendees. You drag your feet, hands moving to tug at the bottom of your dress as you walk towards your girlfriend of six months.

You'd met her back in April of 2022, by August you guys were dating, and now here you were, about to get your ass handed to you all because you got a little too tipsy and a little too excited. You catch her, hands flying up just as she opens her mouth to lecture you. "Wait, wait, wait, baby chill." you plead and she smacks her teeth at you, chin poking out as she raises a questioning eyebrow. "I already know what you about to say." you say and she hums dryly. "Okay, what am I about to say?" she demands. "You gotta understand, I'm a mess when I get some liquor in me." it's a bad start.

"I didn't clock that he was trying to push up on me, those videos are way out of context, I swear to God, I'd never do no grimy shit to you." you promise and you reach out to hold both her hands in your own. "Please, don't be mad at me." you poke your lip out and Letitia scrutinizes you. You can't see what she's really feeling behind her shades, they had become her safety blanket. But she looked good, she was wearing white, keeping up with her theme from the weekend. She also wore her newest set of grills, you'd ordered them for her as a Valentine's gift and you had yet to see her in them, too be truthful, it was throwing you off, because she looked so good.

"That's not you telling me what I was gonna say." she's being teasing, but you see the disgruntlement, all on her face. She was hurting bad off of the media attention this complete misunderstanding was getting. The shade room couldn't wait to try and unpack the cryptic stories you and Quavo alike had both posted. It started with Rednose, he'd tried to push up on you while you were dancing with Eva and you'd promptly caused a ruckus with the way you'd handled him. Of course all the media cared about was the grainy video of you "shaking ass" on him, it was all they wanted to focus on. That and Quavo's claims you were switching up all of a sudden.

"Quavo?" she says his name with knit eyebrows and she looks visibly unimpressed. "Stop it." you plead, and you reach for her hand, crowds be damned. "He pushed up on me, ask Evs, it was hardly anything, I pushed him off of me so fast, and that's what started all this." Letitia can't be too mad, she thinks of the last few months, the trolling, the events, the media attention, the hateful fans, the death threats, the toll it's probably taking on you. She thinks of that night with Kehlani, the way you'd looked so hurt when you'd seen it plastered all over your Instagram and Tiktok feed. She was certain that it felt the way that she felt in that moment. She felt horrible.

Seeing someone else, a guy, especially pressed up against you. All for the same man to run to his Instagram and try and trash you because of a bruised ego.

"You have to believe I'd never do anything to hurt you like this, Tish." you genuinely feel shitty over all this, and it really wasn't your fault. Most people took a look at your face, took a look at your body and felt that because of the way you outwardly looked it gave them access to things that weren't there's. Like your body was no longer yours and instead was something for them to drool and ogle over. That was why you cared so much for Tish, because she was different. Because she pushed you to have hope for better, because she showed you that there was better than what you'd had before. "I know." she says after a moment and she's nodding her head, shoulders slumping as she breathes out. "But I think I have a solution to this." she says and your shocked.

"Yes, it might not be full proof. At the end of the day people are attracted to pretty things." she wraps her hand around your own, tugging you towards her as you light up with a smile. "But, people seem to approach you so callously because they don't think that you're off the market." your eyes scan over your girlfriend's face as you try and take in what exactly she wants you to understand. "We're gonna be on tour together for one month, but you're gonna be gone for almost five." she reminds you. "I don't wanna have to worry about losers trying you when I'm not there to get to you, understand?" she says and you nod along, showing you're listening. "We'll go public."

It's a phrase you've replayed in your head since the day you realized you were falling in love with Letitia Michelle Wright. It was a month in, you'd fallen asleep at her place and woke up to her sitting against the headboard reading her Bible. Nothing had happened between you, she respected you too much, but it felt peaceful. It was a feeling you could get used to, and you had gotten used to her. You'd gotten used to the way Letitia made you feel, she was the most special person in your life. "Tish..." you begin, unsure, you didn't want to pressure her, especially not over some man in his feelings. "No, we'll do it." she confirms, head bobbing. "I want to." she adds after a second. "I trust you, and I want to be with you. You're my girlfriend, and I wanna treat you as such. Put all these other idiots in their rightful place." she adds with a grin,

"Okay, let's go public!"

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letitiawright "she want me".... does she know that, brother? 📍 LONDON, UNITED KINGDOM 👤 yourname

USER. TISH WHAT IS THISSS

LETITIAWRIGHTSOURCE. congratulationss — LETITIAWRIGHT. ❤️

USER. OHHH CONFIRMATIONNN???

USER. AHHHH LOOK AT MY WIVESSSSSS... I FUCKING KNEWWWW IT

ITSDAISHA_. my love bugsssssss

HALLEBAILEY. love thissssss 💕

MARSAIMARTIN. 🤍

EVSSOFFICIAL. yepppppppppp exactly 😍😍😍😍 — LETITIAWRIGHT. 😤❤️

EVSSOFFICIAL. love witnessing the two of you loving one another the way you deserve … so happy for my friendssss — LETITIAWRIGHT. ❤️❤️❤️ ❤️❤️

IAMANGELABASSETT. ❤️❤️

LESLIEODOMJR. 🙏🏾❤️

USER. the first picture 🥺🥺

USER. the caption 😂😂😂

USER. had the nerve to post up with the girl he wanted, TAG him in that petty caption and end it all by calling him brother… tish you’re devious

USER. broke the Internet, yep

YOURNAME. ehehehehe my baby 🥹😍❤️ letitiawright liked this commentLETITIAWRIGHT. 🥰😘😘❤️

YOURNAME. HE REALLY FUCKING THOUGHT IT WAS SWEET. NOW HE EMBARRASSED — LETITIAWRIGHT. GOTTEMMMMMMM 😂😂😂

YOURNAME. IS THAT MOOKIE?? YES I STOLE YA CELEBRITY CRUSH HAHAHAH 🤪🤪🥰🥰🤭❤️❤️ — LETITIAWRIGHT. evillllllll 😂❤️❤️❤️❤️

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SOS — Masterlist!

Letitia Wright x Black Fem Singer! Reader

series summary: in which Tish and Reader are exes that ended due to too many issues and not enough solutions, four months after their initial breakup they’re navigating two very different social scenes, with Letitia gaining acclaim due to her much larger role as Shuri in the Black Panther sequel. While Y/N took the musical route, releasing a 23 track album with songs all about her relationship with Tish. Though due to the fact that publicly Y/N has had more than one celebrity partner, the rest of the world is trying their hardest to figure out which songs pertain to which ex. Which in short leads Tish’s management to have her listen to the entire album so she can form her narrative based off that. Only hitch being that as Tish starts to listen to the album, she’s reminding of all the things she loved ( and still loves) about Y/N. Maybe the breakup wasn’t for the best.

part one summary: in which Tish was in the media with a new “broad” not even three weeks after she and Y/N went there separate ways, and Y/N’s feeling a way. 

part summary: in which SOS is released to the public, and track one has tish recounting the day she and reader first broke up.

Part THREE —  “I Just Want You”

part summary: in which Tish and Eva are having fun trolling the world about the nature of their “friendship”, but Y/N’s not fond of the way Tish parades another woman around without care. When they run into each other at a club, shit goes down, and track two of SOS is making a little more sense.

Part FOUR — “Collecting Damages

part summary: in which Y/N is pressed over her latest setback in her process of moving on from Tish. Therapy’s been helping, but this time it’s not. What is helping is getting Tish back by going for something she thinks she has on lock.

in which Y/N sets a new boundary with Tish and herself after an unnecessary “lick back” and the world once again meddles in her relationships.

part summary: in which y/n’s first interview session following her explosive fallout with tish exposes a few leftover feelings she has, and tish shows up on a mission to make things right the only way she really knows how to.

in which letitia has to relearn y/n in a new way, and doesn’t understand that what she thought was love was exactly what was breaking her relationship with y/n up in the first place. on the other side of things, y/n is reaching a breaking point, ready to move on more than ever.

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Insatiable (Part 2 of 2)

Pairing: Taehyung x Reader x Jungkook

Genre: smut, enemies to friends to lovers, whole lotta smut not gonna lie :)

Warning: smut, threesome, oral (m&f receiving) creampie, spit play, nipple play, possessive jungkook and taehyung, not gonna lie, very little plot lol, voyuerism, threeway kiss, drunk sex, shower sex,

Word Count: 7,195

Description: One thing for sure, Taehyung compelled you. You couldn't not think about him after your night in the woods. However, you also couldn't keep your mind off of your best friend, Jungkook, who gives you every reason not to.

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"These ribs are good." Chaerin moans out in delight stuffing her mouth with more of the savory rib.

"That's my secret sauce." Jin smirks at Areum who does nothing but roll her eyes. They had previously argued about what to sauce the ribs with - Jin's secret Sauce or Areum's dry rub. Jin won rock paper scissors, much to Areum's annoyance.

The rest of the day takes off just as planned - you all go hiking, enjoying the views and scenary. You and Jungkook took many pictures along the way, most of them of you in front of whatever attraction. Some of them consisted of group photos, some of you and just Aream, Chaerin and Seo-Jun. They were peaceful memories you adored, even if it was repeatative yearly.

You all now gathered outside of the cabin, the sky darkening around you all. The flickering lights of the fire Yoongi made was enough to keep enough light for you to eat peacefully. Your eyes meet a familiar brown pair from across from you, your lips curled into a smile at Taehyung. He munches on his own rib, his eyes darting to you and Jungkook - who sat besides you - every few moments.

Taehyung ponders how Jungkook and you become so comfortable with the other. Maybe it was the fact that your mothers were friends before they had the two of you. Or the fact that you lost your virginity to him and vice versa to now becoming comfortable enough around the other that there was no boundaries.

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Yes indeed#💯💯💯💯💯

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Sex stuff you probably won’t learn from fanfiction and/or porn:

Erotic fic and porn can be a lot of fun! But if you aren’t being provided with adequate sex ed through other channels (comprehensive sexual education, frank and open discussions with trusted adults, etc.), turning to fanfic and porn for your understanding of sex is gonna leave some major blindspots and may leave you with some unrealistic expectations. While there’s nothing wrong with these kinds of erotica, they are fictional and tend to leave out a lot of the more realistic, human parts of sex - they serve a great purpose, but that purpose isn’t primarily educational. The following is an incomplete list of some things you should probably know about sex that a lot of fic and porn tends to leave out:

  • It isn’t always super hot or super sweet. Sometimes it’s super silly. Or sometimes it’s sort of mundane and you’re both simply scratching an itch. That’s fine too. (Hell, sometimes you’re talking about comic books while boning and your partner is laughing that you’re getting REALLY ANGRY about spider-man while they’re going to town on you.)
  • You will probably not climax at the same moment. It’s a sweet idea, but extremely hard to coordinate, and if all your concentration is going into coming at the exact same moment, you’re probably not enjoying yourselves as much as you might. 
  • Sometimes bodies make weird, goofy noises. Squelching, slapping, air-escaping, un-sexy noises. It’s okay to laugh at this. 
  • Hell, it’s okay to laugh during sex in general.
  • Sometimes you fart. Sometimes you fart while someone is going down on you and it is embarrassing as hell. This isn’t the end of the world. Embarrassing body things happen. Heck, sometimes, with anal, there’s a little poo. You get over it.
  • Sometimes sex is… kinda bad? This doesn’t mean it’s assault, or something traumatic – sometimes it’s consensual but just kinda bleh and not what you hoped for. The best thing to do (if you’re talking about sex with a partner and not just a hook up who you can not call back) is talk to them about it. Figure out what went wrong, what you enjoy and what you don’t, and communicate what techniques you do and don’t like. Also don’t be afraid to stop someone in the middle of the sex act you’re not enjoying and offer guidance on how to help make it good for you too. (Side tip: masturbation makes great research into what you personally do and don’t enjoy sexually)
  • You won’t enjoy every sex act. Not every body is wired to find every thing pleasurable. You might find anal does nothing for you. You may find g-spot stimulation just makes you really anxious that you’re about to pee. You may not enjoy giving or receiving oral. You’re not broken if you don’t like something that every pornstar or smutty fanfic protagonist seems to have earth-shattering orgasms from. Everyone’s got nerve endings in a range of places – it’s quite literally, different strokes for different folks.
  • On that note, not all orgasms are earth-shattering. Sometimes it just feels warm and nice. That’s fine too. 
  • Sometimes, if you’re neutral on a sex act and your partner loves it, you can suck it up for them, and they’ll suck up something they’re not crazy about for your pleasure in return. But communicate preferences with each other! Know that when a partner does that thing you love that they don’t get much from, that it’s an act of care, and vice versa. 
  • Falling asleep in each other’s arms right after wild passionate sex seems really romantic, but dried and crusty fluids are gonna be a bitch in the morning. Also, after sex, you should both (regardless of your equipment) go pee to clear out the urethra of any gunk or bacteria to reduce risk of a UTI. 
  • Putting a towel down on the bed before sex means you don’t have to sleep on wet funky sheets. (it’s also verrrrrry useful for period sex if you or your partner menstruate.)
  • A lot of people don’t like dirty talk, or rough sex. Always ask first. (Fanfic on the whole does a better job than porn at showing communication, but a lot of it is still highly fictive on this point)
  • PROTECTION PROTECTION PROTECTION. Use condoms, dental dams, etc. not just to prevent pregnancy, but to reduce risk of STIs. (Yes, even couples with the same genitals who don’t need to worry about pregnancy).
  • Lube is great and very important, but random goopy things around you are not good lube. Random oils especially, since oil doesn’t flush out well and can trap bacteria inside the body – oil-based lubricant also degrades condoms. Use lube specifically designed for intimate purposes. Water-based and silicone-based lubes help sex feel really good!
  • Bigger isn’t necessarily better. A lot of people with vaginas don’t enjoy the feeling of being repeatedly punched in the cervix by a monster cock. Some people enjoy a larger size when being penetrated by an appendage or toy and some don’t.
  • Bodies are hairy. Genitals are hairy. You may get a pube stuck in your teeth at some point. If your partner is WAY fuzzier than porn ever led you to believe they’d be, well, that’s normal. 
  • Not everyone loves the taste of ejaculate. Sometimes it’s nasty (flavor tends to vary from person to person depending on their diet, but sometimes you just really don’t like it no matter what. Some of us hate the taste of peanut butter. People don’t always like things). It’s okay not to swallow, or to request a penis-having partner warn you so they don’t ejaculate in your mouth (in fact, it’s polite for them to do the latter). 
  • If you’re gonna have shower sex, get one of those rubbery mats for the shower floor that gives you traction, because otherwise it’s super embarrassing to call for an ambulance while dripping wet and naked because you slipped and accidentally broke something and your partner got a concussion while you were trying to bang in the shower. 
  • Moaning and screaming wildly during sex is fun but it will make the neighbors in the apartments adjacent to you hate you. Make choices accordingly. 
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NAMJOON’S VOICE WAS TREMBLING AND HIS EYES WERE WATERING WHEN HE SAID “I LOVE YOU” TO ARMYs *CRIES A RIVER* WE DO NOT DESERVE YOU JOONIE 

RM: “I wish there was a better word than ‘love.’ I really, truly love you. Please know that.”

| Cr twt relijoon &  lovlocket

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100 Reasons NOT To Kill Yourself

1. We would miss you. 2. It’s not worth the regret. Either by yourself if you failed or just simply left scars, or the regret everyone else feels by not doing enough to help you. 3. It does get better. Believe it or not it will eventually get better. Sometimes you have to go through the storm to get to the rainbow. 4. There’s so much you would miss out on doing. 5. There is always a reason to live. It might not be clear right now, but it is always there. 6. So many people care, and it would hurt them if you hurt yourself. 7. You ARE worth it. Don’t let anyone, especially yourself, tell you otherwise. 8. You are amazing. 9. A time will come, once you’ve battled the toughest times of your life and are in ease once again, where you will be so glad that you decided to keep on living. You will emerge stronger from this all, and won’t regret your choice to carry on with life. Because things always get better. 10. What about all the things you’ve always wanted to do? What about the things you’ve planned, but never got around to doing? You can’t do them when you’re dead. 11. I love you. Even if only one person loves you, that’s still a reason to stay alive. 12. You won’t be able to listen to music if you die. 13. Killing yourself is never worth it. You’ll hurt both yourself and all the people you care about. 14. There are so many people that would miss you, including me. 15. You’re preventing a future generation, YOUR KIDS, from even being born. 16. How do you think your family would feel? Would it improve their lives if you died? 17. You’re gorgeous, amazing, and to someone you are perfect. 18. Think about your favourite music artist, you’ll never hear their voice again… 19. You’ll never have the feeling of walking into a warm building on a cold day 20. Listening to incredibly loud music 21. Being alive is just really good. 22. Not being alive is really bad. 23. Finding your soulmate. 24. Red pandas 25. Going to diners at three in the morning. 26. Really soft pillows. 27. Eating pizza in New York City. 28. Proving people wrong with your success. 29. Watching the jerks that doubted you fail at life. 30. Seeing someone trip over a garbage can. 31. Being able to help other people. 32. Bonfires. 33. Sitting on rooftops. 34. Seeing every single country in the world. 35. Going on roadtrips. 36. You might win the lottery someday. 37. Listening to music on a record player. 38. Going to the top of the Eiffel Tower. 39. Taking really cool pictures. 40. Literally meeting thousands of new people. 41. Hearing crazy stories. 42. Telling crazy stories. 43. Eating ice cream on a hot day. 44. More Harry Potter books could come out, you never know. 45. Travelling to another planet someday. 46. Having an underwater house. 47. Randomly running into your hero on the street. 48. Having your own room at a fancy hotel. 49. Trampolines. 50. Think about your favourite movie, you’ll never watch it again. 51. Think about the feeling of laughing out loud in a public place because your best friend has just sent you an inside joke, 52. Your survival will make the world better, even if it’s for just one person or 20 or 100 or more. 53. People do care. 54. Treehouses 55. Hanging out with your soul mate in a treehouse 55. Snorting when you laugh and not caring who sees 56. I don’t even know you and I love you. 57. I don’t even know you and I care about you. 58. Because nobody is going to be like you ever, so embrace your uniqueness! 59. You won’t be here to experience the first cat world emperor. 60. WHAT ABOUT FOOD?! YOU’LL MISS CHOCOLATE AND ALL THE OTHER NOM THINGS! 61. Starbucks. 62. Hugs. 63. Stargazing. 64. You have a purpose, and it’s up to you to find out what it is. 65. You’ve changed somebody’s life. 66. Now you could change the world. 67. You will meet the person that’s perfect for you. 68. No matter how much or how little, you have your life ahead of you. 69. You have the chance to save somebody’s life. 70. If you end your life, you’re stopping yourself from achieving great things. 71. Making snow angels. 72. Making snowmen. 73. Snowball fights. 74. Life is what you make of it. 75. Everybody has a talent. 76. Laughing until you cry. 77. Having the ability to be sad means you have the ability to be happy. 78. The world would not be the same if you didn’t exist. 79. Its possible to turn frowns, upside down 80. Be yourself, don’t take anyone’s shit, and never let them take you alive. 81. Heroes are ordinary people who make themselves extraordinary. Be your own hero. 82. Being happy doesn’t mean that everything is perfect. It means that you’ve decided to look beyond the imperfections. 83. One day your smile will be real. 84. Having a really hot, relaxing bath after a stressful day. 85. Lying on grass and laughing at the clouds. 86. Getting completely smashed with your best friends. 87. Eating crazy food. 88. Staying up all night watching your favourite films with a loved one. 89. Sleeping in all day. 90. Creating something you’re proud of. 91. You can look back on yourself 70 years later and being proud you didn’t commit 92. Being able to meet your Internet friends. 93. Tea / Coffee / Hot Chocolate 94. Sherlock season three. 95. Cuddling under the stars. 96. Being stupid in public because you just can. 97. If you are reading this then you are alive! Is there any more reason to smile? 98. being able to hug that one person you havent seen in years 99. People care enough about you and your future to come up with 100 reasons for you not to do this. 100. But, the final and most important one is, just, being able to experience life. Because even if your life doesn’t seem so great right now, literally anything could happen

IF that isn’t enough:

Depression Hotline: 1-630-482-9696 Suicide Hotline: 1-800-784-8433 LifeLine: 1-800-273-8255 Trevor Project: 1-866-488-7386 Sexuality Support: 1-800-246-7743 Eating Disorders Hotline: 1-847-831-3438 Rape and Sexual Assault: 1-800-656-4673 Grief Support: 1-650-321-5272 Runaway: 1-800-843-5200, 1-800-843-5678, 1-800-621-4000 Exhale: After Abortion Hotline/Pro-Voice: 1-866-4394253 Child Abuse: 1-800-422-4453 UK Helplines: Samaritans (for any problem): 08457909090 e-mail jo@samaritans.org Childline (for anyone under 18 with any problem): 08001111 Mind infoline (mental health information): 0300 123 3393 e-mail: info@mind.org.uk Mind legal advice (for people who need mental-health related legal advice): 0300 466 6463 legal@mind.org.uk b-eat eating disorder support: 0845 634 14 14 (only open Mon-Fri 10.30am-8.30pm and Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) e-mail: help@b-eat.co.uk b-eat youthline (for under 25’s with eating disorders): 08456347650 (open Mon-Fri 4.30pm - 8.30pm, Saturday 1pm-4.30pm) Cruse Bereavement Care: 08444779400 e-mail: helpline@cruse.org.uk Frank (information and advice on drugs): 0800776600 Drinkline: 0800 9178282 Rape Crisis England & Wales: 0808 802 9999 1(open 2 - 2.30pm 7 - 9.30pm) e-mail info@rapecrisis.org.uk Rape Crisis Scotland: 08088 01 03 02 every day, 6pm to midnight India Self Harm Hotline: 00 08001006614 India Suicide Helpline: 022-27546669 Kids Help Phone (Canada): 1-800-668-6868, Free and available 24/7 suicide hotlines; Argentina: 54-0223-493-0430 Australia: 13-11-14 Austria: 01-713-3374 Barbados: 429-9999 Belgium: 106 Botswana: 391-1270 Brazil: 21-233-9191 China: 852-2382-0000 (Hong Kong: 2389-2222) Costa Rica: 606-253-5439 Croatia: 01-4833-888 Cyprus: 357-77-77-72-67 Czech Republic: 222-580-697, 476-701-908 Denmark: 70-201-201 Egypt: 762-1602 Estonia: 6-558-088 Finland: 040-5032199 France: 01-45-39-4000 Germany: 0800-181-0721 Greece: 1018 Guatemala: 502-234-1239 Holland: 0900-0767 Honduras: 504-237-3623 Hungary: 06-80-820-111 Iceland: 44-0-8457-90-90-90 Ireland: 1800-247-100 Israel: 09-8892333 Italy: 06-705-4444 Japan: 3-5286-9090 Latvia: 6722-2922, 2772-2292 Malaysia: 03-756-8144 (Singapore: 1-800-221-4444) Mexico: 525-510-2550 Netherlands: 0900-0767 New Zealand: 4-473-9739 New Guinea: 675-326-0011 Nicaragua: 505-268-6171 Norway: 47-815-33-300 Philippines: 02-896-9191 Poland: 52-70-000 Portugal: 239-72-10-10 Russia: 8-20-222-82-10 Serbia: 21-6623-393 Spain: 91-459-00-50 South Africa: 0861-322-322 South Korea: 2-715-8600 Sweden: 031-711-2400 Switzerland: 143 Taiwan: 0800-788-995 Thailand: 02-249-9977 Trinidad and Tobago: 868-645-2800 Ukraine: 0487-327715 Uruguay: 095 73 8483 You will be missing out on every single wonderful thing yet to happen to you.

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I AM SORRY FOLLOWERS, I LOVE MY MOMMY

Will not risk.

sorry followers :(

omg im so glad to se so many people love their mummy

Why’re you being mean to my mum?

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This has 1.2 million reblogs … Ps not riskin it

1.4 almost ps not risking it

Fuck this post

I am sorry…

I fucks with my moms too heavy to be playing games. REBLOG

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Alright ma you’re getting a “you alive?” text in 15

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So I love my mom not risking it

Me and my mom aren’t on the best of terms but I care about her for the most part. Not gonna risk it sorry followers lmao

CHAIN MAIL MY ASS I LOVE MY MOM 😭

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