i’m starting a thread of cute things @goodslvts says to me
1) HEY ASSHOLE
2) these are my sweet children, alexander and elias!! one is a temperamental witch and one is a gay florist who just wants to find love. 3) l i t e r a l l y i’ve always been such an asshole in our friendship?? like a joking asshole 4) not a “ DON’T FUC WITH ME STOP TALKING TO ME” asshole
5) ur a heaux. ( in the tags: #i love you )
omg no its 3am!!!
ur a heaux.
@goodslvts GURL WE’RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING RN OMG
i mean i know you love me but still ;)
GOOD GOD, FINE, MAKE A STARTER AND I WILL MAKE YOU STAY UP WITH ME.
i’m starting a thread of cute things @goodslvts says to me
1) HEY ASSHOLE
2) these are my sweet children, alexander and elias!! one is a temperamental witch and one is a gay florist who just wants to find love. 3) l i t e r a l l y i've always been such an asshole in our friendship?? like a joking asshole 4) not a " DON'T FUC WITH ME STOP TALKING TO ME" asshole
✖┋SNAPCHAT: 😎
JAKE: when ur not ready for the pic JAKE: but the cat is JAKE: even when you’re not here she likes you better
LOTTE: what can i say? it’s the lotte effect. LOTTE: i’m sorry that you weren’t ready for it. LOTTE: i’d send you another but i can’t take another fantastic picture if you’re not gonna be there 100% to appreciate it.
✖┋SNAPCHAT: 🍑
SPENCER: yeah morgan gave it to me SPENCER: ya know like cats??? SPENCER: like this lil guy
NORA: you know that’s not how morgan meant it, right? NORA: awh, look at how cute he... she? / he is. NORA: listen i can’t find atlas, or i’d take a picture with him. NORA: the closest thing i can find that starts with a “p” is pretzel m&ms.
✖┋SNAPCHAT: 🍑
SPENCER: got a new hat today SPENCER: you should probably do as it says
NORA: did you ??? read the hat??? NORA: ??? did morgan put it on your face??? NORA: i mean... am i being punk’d?? NORA: because i’m inclined to do it NORA: but i just need to know how this started.
+1 ; SNAP ↠ ( whatever. )
BENJAMIN: pls tell your mother we’ve stopped dating BENJAMIN: seeing her in the grocery store was awkward when she asked when i was coming over for dinner again. // @goodslvts
RICK: she knows and i’m sorry. RICK: she has a lot of faith that we will “reunite and have a lot of fun together”. RICK: i don’t want to know what she means by “fun” which is why i didn’t ask nor will i ask nor will i pretend to know what she means because i absolutely know what she meant and that thought is gross. RICK: i’m ngl, i was gonna say “icky” but i didn’t want you to call me “icky ricky” and i’m not sure why i’m telling you this.
+1 ; group chat ↠ ( sweethearts )
when people use names for a character ( s p e c i f i c a l l y historical characters ) that have names that have nothing to do with the country of their birth ( like a russian name for a spanish-born character or vice versa ) and it works into their biography in no way?? just??? bugs me to an extreme.
@goodslvts: “babe, my feet hurt so much.”
jake looked over at the mother of his unborn child, his face completely unfazed. “you’ve been sat down for the most part of the day.” he says matter of factly with an amused smile now, placing a glass of water on the table for her.
“did i ask you for factual opinions on how i’ve been spending my day?” emma asked him with raised brows as she stretched out on the couch pointedly to prevent him from sitting with her on the couch. “but i appreciate you so for bringing me this water.” she ran her fingers through her hair as she grinned up at him brightly.