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@goodsloots / goodsloots.tumblr.com

( multimuse, multiship, selective + mun and muses all over nineteen. )
the dead have available to them all breeds of knowledge ( some pure, others wicked, especially what is future ). it is the history that remains once the waters recede, reveals the land that couldn’t reject or contain it. the land that is not new; is indigo, is ancient.
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SPENCER: and how are you doing? i hate having to leave you for so long
SPENCER: you're gonna think of a reference for everything nora
NORA: other than the kicking, i'm good. also hide your phone from morgan while i send you these texts. they're not dirty, but he'll take them that way.
NORA: i miss you a lot, and i think the baby misses daddy's voice as much as i do.
NORA: yes i am, because i don't want our baby to be made fun of. look at us. we are the hottest nerds on the face of the planet. if our baby is a hot nerd, baby's gonna need a name that can't easily be made into a joke. i'm already working against "reid likes weed".
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SPENCER: is she still there? bc i might have to stay late.......
SPENCER: i liked ashton, but only for a boy
NORA: no, i finally got her to go to my cousin's after telling her that abby is in the hospital.
NORA: abby is fine and in alaska. her flight took off an hour and a half ago, so there's no chance you'll run into her.
NORA: ashton reid isn't bad, but there's gonna be a lot of "ashton kutcher" references that the poor baby might not be ready for.
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SPENCER: you're very talky from being home all the time
SPENCER: campbell isn't bad, i would have went with a variation of the soup though
SPENCER: just pick a side? the right one maybe?
NORA: the only person i've had to talk to besides you ( via text and that one phone call ) is my mom and she's... my mother?? and honestly not the best company. she walked into the apartment and started trying to put my books away and you know how i feel about my books.
NORA: anD THEN she tried to reorganize the medicine cabinet, tried to reorganize the kitchen ( i let her do that, she left for a whole two hours to buy groceries ), and then tried to ORGANIZE THE BAU'S OFFICE when i told her that i had to go buy and drop some stuff off with penelope.
NORA: ... campbell reid isn't that bad.
NORA: ??? why do i like it???
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SPENCER: we'll be landing in 20 then i'll be on my way home
SPENCER: we can't name the baby shithead that kid would get bullied so hard
SPENCER: jj said try laying on your side, it'll help with the liver thing
NORA: i can't wait to see you.
NORA: his or her middle name will be "s". we will tell everyone it stands for samuel or samantha, but you and i will know that it stands for shithead.
NORA: at least we're not naming the baby "campbell". my mom almost named me campbell and when she told me that, i almost died. imagine if i had the name campbell while pregnant? someone could call me chunky campbell and i might have lost it if that happened.
NORA: i mean, i know it can't, i just??? am going stir crazy.
NORA: also, did she mention a side to lay on? because i'm googling it and there's no preference one way or the other and the more i turn, the more kick-y the baby gets.
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NORA: hey, spencer, i know you're at work but is there any way you can cut out early and come home?
NORA: the baby's just kicked for the first time and hasn't stopped kicking sense and while my liver takes the abuse, i'd love for you to feel it.
NORA: and also do the crazy thing where you talk to the baby and suddenly the baby stops being a little shit.
NORA: ... i know i'd usually cover that up by saying siri autocorrected it... but honestly, "shit head" might make its way onto my baby name list.
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indiiffercnt

i’m starting a thread of cute things @goodslvts says to me

1) HEY ASSHOLE

2)  these are my sweet children, alexander and elias!! one is a temperamental witch and one is a gay florist who just wants to find love. 3) l i t e r a l l y i’ve always been such an asshole in our friendship?? like a joking asshole 4) not a “ DON’T FUC WITH ME STOP TALKING TO ME” asshole

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5) ur a heaux. ( in the tags: #i love you )

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indiiffercnt

@goodslvts GURL WE’RE NOT EVEN DOING ANYTHING RN OMG 

i mean i know you love me but still ;)

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GOOD GOD, FINE, MAKE A STARTER AND I WILL MAKE YOU STAY UP WITH ME. 

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indiiffercnt

i’m starting a thread of cute things @goodslvts says to me

1) HEY ASSHOLE

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2)  these are my sweet children, alexander and elias!! one is a temperamental witch and one is a gay florist who just wants to find love. 3) l i t e r a l l y i've always been such an asshole in our friendship?? like a joking asshole 4) not a " DON'T FUC WITH ME STOP TALKING TO ME" asshole

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indiiffercnt

✖┋SNAPCHAT: 😎

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JAKE: when ur not ready for the pic JAKE: but the cat is JAKE: even when you’re not here she likes you better
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LOTTE: what can i say? it’s the lotte effect.  LOTTE: i’m sorry that you weren’t ready for it.  LOTTE: i’d send you another but i can’t take another fantastic picture if you’re not gonna be there 100% to appreciate it. 
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✖┋SNAPCHAT: 🍑

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SPENCER: yeah morgan gave it to me SPENCER: ya know like cats??? SPENCER: like this lil guy
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NORA: you know that’s not how morgan meant it, right?  NORA: awh, look at how cute he... she? / he is.  NORA: listen i can’t find atlas, or i’d take a picture with him.  NORA: the closest thing i can find that starts with a “p” is pretzel m&ms. 
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+1 ; SNAP ↠ ( whatever. )

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BENJAMIN: pls tell your mother we’ve stopped dating BENJAMIN: seeing her in the grocery store was awkward when she asked when i was coming over for dinner again. // @goodslvts
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RICK: she knows and i’m sorry.  RICK: she has a lot of faith that we will “reunite and have a lot of fun together”. RICK: i don’t want to know what she means by “fun” which is why i didn’t ask nor will i ask nor will i pretend to know what she means because i absolutely know what she meant and that thought is gross.  RICK: i’m ngl, i was gonna say “icky” but i didn’t want you to call me “icky ricky” and i’m not sure why i’m telling you this. 
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+1 ; group chat ↠ ( sweethearts )

BROOKLYN: damn straight i am look at me im super cute much better than wonton
BROOKLYN: im almost offended but im not tbh
CHARLIE: i was gonna say babe you're gonna walk a fine line if you dont call me perfect too
CHARLIE: my ego is the most fragile we know this
EMMA LYNN: the line may be fine, but you my dear are finer still.
EMMA LYNN: i don't know how i wound up with the most beautiful women in the world.
EMMA LYNN: also, baby b, i'll be to you in a few minutes.
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@goodslvts: “babe, my feet hurt so much.” 

jake looked over at the mother of his unborn child, his face completely unfazed. “you’ve been sat down for the most part of the day.” he says matter of factly with an amused smile now, placing a glass of water on the table for her.

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“did i ask you for factual opinions on how i’ve been spending my day?” emma asked him with raised brows as she stretched out on the couch pointedly to prevent him from sitting with her on the couch. “but i appreciate you so for bringing me this water.”  she ran her fingers through her hair as she grinned up at him brightly.
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