Leibi's Blog

I think the most fun part of monsters inc is boo calling sulley “kitty” and mike wazowski by full government name

He shouldn't have eaten those sapphires. 😔

So sorry that I wanted two characters that have been through trauma and loneliness to find happiness and love in the comfort that they have with each other. What a silly goose I was hoping for that

He shouldn't have eaten those sapphires. 😔

Ever hear an Andean cock of the rock before? Probably not, or maybe you have and didn't realise it, because they sound quite a bit like a kookaburra!

Kookaburra laugh: just absolutely losing it at some silly nonsense

Cock of the rock laugh: you are about to die to an Evil Scientist Device

Motion-sensor-activated Halloween decoration on its last legs.

If people were too mean to you when you were growing up, a newborn animal will materialize inside your brain and it’s so so scared and shivering and it will stay there for years. Decades, even. And whenever you say something kind of weird but true to your heart the animal will tell you “Noo! You can’t say that! If you say that, everyone will hate you!”. The animal means well. It’s so so small and everything is so scary for them and it’s just trying to protect you. But listen to me. Listen to me. Whenever this happens, you can’t do what the animal says. You can’t. If you do, you’ll become as scared as the animal. You have to keep saying weird shit. You have to keep doing things the animal wouldn’t approve of. If you do enough things that scare the animal, maybe one day it’ll go to sleep.

So that’s how my morning is going.

Blessings

HOW DARE YOU HIDE EFFERVESCENT IN THE TAGS!

JEN, DON'T STEP ON THE SLUT!

Someone's birthday is today so I made it gay B)

nicknames

hes ur “emotional support blorbo”??? girl he cant even emotionally support Himself

Not ‘support’ as in ‘supportive’, ‘support’ as in ‘load-bearing’.

#oh he supports plenty of loads all right

#yall read ‘emotional support x’ and think ‘emotionally supportive’? #girl they’re a *stress ball* not a fukin therapist 😂 [X]

Tags from @goddamnshinyrock:

#whenever I see a character described as a stress ball#I think of that time my childhood dog caught one of the baby chicks#and instead of eating it she held it in her mouth and applied juuust enough pressure to make it peep#and then would ease off and do it again#until we extracted the (damp and traumatized) chick#that is what I am doing with my blorbos#squeeze until PEEP!

This is a problem the writers of the Simpsons have had to deal with - the Simpsons are late 80s, early 90s poor. They have two clunker cars, they live in a house that's old-fashioned and has crappy furniture because they can't afford to redecorate. Their TV is ancient. Their neighbors have visibly better stuff than they do, and when they shop they have to buy the bargain brands.

But their lifestyle now seems wildly out of reach to most modern kids! They have two cars! A big three bedroom house! Only one of the parents has to work! They have 3 whole children who they can afford to feed and clothe on a single income! It's an impossible dream life for most people today.

I typed the wrong words but i’m leaving my comment

Guys do u know that one meme where there's a girl and like a bodyguard (???) ordering drinks and the waiter give them the wrong drinks so they switch them on the last panel,???????? BECAUSE I C1NT FING IT^

I FUCKIBG GOT IT RAAAAAHHHHHHH 💥💥💥💥💥

Apparently that's dad! He's in a lot of the photos.

Trying my best to spread this

Sorry for not giving the link earlier 💔

I cant belive I've been living without the dad edition my whole life

Milton Glaser, Therapy With A Tomato, 1978