Avatar

dic fic diary basically

@chokefriends / chokefriends.tumblr.com

Ossicle on Ao3
Avatar
Avatar
orteil42

I must not explain the joke. Explaining the joke is the joke-killer. I will face my followers who did not get the joke. I will permit them to pass over me and through me

Image

you are making this so difficult

Avatar
Avatar
bitchfitch

I need to draw men being obnoxious to their partners and getting In The Way right now immediately.

it is it's nature to Be In The Way.

Avatar
ecurps

Just... Pick them up??? Grab a blanket, wrap 'em up, then move them out of the way.

the consequences of doing that:

just needed to make a conclusion to this

tbh this post is Just for the it/its crowd now. keep shining.

(but for real it makes me happy other it/its folks are getting a lil joy out of an it/its character like. casually existing and having a fun gender.)

Avatar
RYAN (HEAD-BUTT), 1999 β€œThat’s not my blood. I was making out with my main squeeze on a stoop in the East Village and some macho jock dickhead walked by and called us fags. I don’t think he expected me to get up in his face. We scrapped a bit and then I head-butted him and could feel his nose break on my forehead. We ran for blocks, laughing at the top of our lungs, and then jumped into bed, where my boyfriend took this picture of me.”

That’s one goddamn beautiful picture.

Avatar
Avatar
ulliell

YOU - Where does this come from? All this? Around us? The world? INSULINDIAN PHASMID - Not even the birds know that. Not even the water lilies. YOU - Then all we can do is beat our fists against it? Day after day. With no answer. INSULINDIAN PHASMID - You can also eat it. If it's a leaf you can put it in your mouth. Yum yum. Or a reed.

You are using an unsupported browser and things might not work as intended. Please make sure you're using the latest version of Chrome, Firefox, Safari, or Edge.