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Which member of Class Zero should you fight?

Ace: Don't do it. Just don't do it. You could probably beat up Ace if you wanted to, but why would you want to? He's like a sad puppy. Would you kick a puppy? I don't think so. Leave him alone. He's a pure chocobo son.
Deuce: Deuce plays really nice music that makes her allies stronger. You could fight her but if the rest of the class hears her flute, you're going to be in trouble.
Trey: Fight him. He's a weak nerd. After you fight him, throw sand in his face and then ask him to explain how sand is made. Then while he's explaining, fight him again.
Cater: It could go either way. Cater's pretty energetic and she's got a gun. Don't let her get three full charges on it or you're going to have a bad time. If you think you can take her on, go for it.
Cinque: You can fight her but you'll lose. Cinque is really cute and seems like she's weak but look at that mace. She could kick your ass.
Sice: Sice has a temper so you could use that to your advantage. If you fight Sice, though, you're probably going to lose. That scythe isn't just for decoration. You know what? On second thought, don't fight Sice. I won't have your blood on my hands.
Seven: Messing with Seven is like poking a sleeping tiger. She's strong and smart. Even ignoring these things, she has a sword whip. A sword whip. That just sounds way too dangerous.
Eight: Eight's used to fighting but that doesn't mean you can't beat him. I bet he's a huge crybaby so give it your all and you might win. Just be careful because he could just as easily destroy you.
Nine: Fight Nine. He's the fuckboy king. He's pretty strong but if you remind him that all his love goes unrequited, he'll cry. Don't let him fool you. He probably got his scar from getting his ass kicked.
Jack: Don't fight Jack. He might seem like comic relief and that he doesn't take things seriously but he could easily kill you if he wanted to. Don't you watch anime? The guy who always makes jokes is one of the deadliest ones.
Queen: Oh god, do not fight Queen. Are you crazy? Because let me tell you, she is. Even without her Janus glasses, Queen totally had a plan on how to fight you the moment she saw you. You don't play chess against a chess master.
King: If you fight King, he'll probably let you win. King's a dad so he'll probably fake being hurt so that you feel proud of yourself. King is a gentle guy so go easy on him.
Rem: Leave Rem alone. You could take her in a fight but I wouldn't recommend it. She's really nice so you'd probably feel horrible right after. I mean really nice, like asking you if she can patch you up after you've won.
Machina: You could totally destroy Machina. Punch him right in his stupid face just like you wanted to during the game. Fight him. Fight Machina right now.
#HELP#this is so real#☆‧₊˚ fixating ✩#☆♪
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