KOGA

This is so delightful

Man: (exploding with glee)

Snek: (BEFUDDLED)

@bonnettbee i thought you would enjoy his glee for an snake

You are SO CORRECT

The mashup you never thought would work

Congratu-fucking-lations.

I would pay so much to have this as a ringtone I’m not even joking.

Why?????

The face I made while listening to this was so visceral I had to draw it before reblogging it

It's Gay Rights Gengar Friday

Made this cute Jack O Wooper a bit ago and finally took proper pictures!!

This is terrible but today when I was playing volleyball outside with some friends one of their children (18 months) was sort of ambling around on his stumpy little toddler legs and so we were all trying to be careful and like not spike the ball onto the baby but then he wandered over to his father, who picked him up bc dad reflexes, and then the ball got passed over to the dad and he sort of had a no thoughts moment and instinctively used his child to smack the volleyball over to the next person. Like he just swung the kid and used his legs like a baseball bat. I'm never going to forget his face of premature regret mid baby-manuever right when he realized what he was doing AND the instant he realized his wife saw it happen. Anyway the baby was fine he didn't make contact with the ball all that hard and he was just mad his dad wouldn't use him as a club again but I had to sit down because I laughed so hard I cried.

This is Money Marge. Reblog for a miracle of finances to come to you

Video of a kitten at a vet’s office protesting loudly as it’s scooped from the floor. Another kitten turns around the corner and walks up to the camera, also protesting loudly for its friend. From here.

now that’s glitching. that’s what its all about baby

war is hell

Next time transphobes call trans healthcare "experimental" you can show them this

Might also want to mention that Herodotus wrote about a "natural" form of HRT. Back before the rise of Rome. Scythian priestesses who took liquorice root for its testosterone-blocking properties. And the urine of pregnant mares for the estrogen. And all this back before the rise of Rome.

we’re all boring to someone, annoying to someone, ugly to someone, but it’s not that deep

Next time you feel like engaging in unhealthy coping mechanisms, remember that Mental Health Marge is out there, and she will find you