when i say lmao i don't mean laughing my ass off or whatever bullshit. i literally mean lmao.

For the record I would rather be a bookstore cat than a bookstore owner because I know nothing about running a business and it sounds boring and stressful but on the other hand I'm very good at lounging in warm places and looking cute which is a bookstore cat's whole job

i hate getting notifs when i rbed something from my blog. my brother in christ it's me

Backwards, Warsan Shire

there’s got to be at least one trans woman named eve out there whose deadname is adam. and she’s the funniest person to ever grace this earth with her presence.

I feel so appreciated :3

WE FOUND HER!!!!!!!!!!!!

GOD SAID ADAM AND EVE SO SHE WAS BOTH

I said this same thing! Except I’m also bi so I add to it a little 😇

I’ve been waiting for so long for this post to come around with a response

this post is less than a month old

a month is worth a year we’re in a pandemic

you know what you’re right my apologies

i love how birds of prey basically have 2 default expressions

"what the fuck did you just say about me, you little bitch? i'll have you know i

🥺 do you guys think i'm weird be honest *disembowels a mouse right in front of you*

I hate it when I talk wistfully about the ancient world and then people are like “you wouldn’t survive back then” yeah obviously I would die immediately but do you think achilles would be able to survive in the modern world if he had to send one polite email? no

congrats to these people on being funnier than me on my own fucking post

Important footage

Bruce Wayne in the middle of a robbery/hijacking at a gala or something, completely done and just so tired mentally and physically and really not wanting to sneak out and get suited up as the bat: Hey can I like pay you to do this another day? Can…is that something I can do?

The villain of the day knowing damn well that Bruce is always a nice hostage, always willing to play along with their schemes and sometimes fun enough to try and stop them: you good bro?

Bruce: If I give you fifty thousand dollars right now will you let everyone go?

Harley: Oh yeah just wire it to my bank account! But first *puts on doctor coat* let’s talk about you

someone: *driving next to me in the other lane at the exact same speed*

me: don’t make it weird

If you see this on your DASHBOARD please re-blog so that the previous blog knows they haven't been muted!!!

when she says she doesn’t send nudes

when guys objectify women and expect them to send nudes

when someone asks you about your nuclear plans for russia

When Russia sends you nudes

#what the fuck happened here

This is my favorite post in all of tumblr

reminder that this post is now illegal in Russia

reblog it, because Russia can´t

Thanks Obama 

i was tagged by @thelei-kanenas-pasteli thank you for tagging me 💞💞💞

favorite color: blue :')))

currently reading: Peril at End House

last song: The death of peace of mind

last series: The witcher, I think?

last movie: sole a catinelle

currently working on: ehm, getting my shit together I guess?

tagging - if you guys want to - @sherlockisactuallyagirlsname221 @stray-berry @rainyjellyfishmagazine @flyingpurplepeopleeater42 @summer-sncw @summergirl2408 @justnerdystuffs @lew44beloved @georgeinamerc

Not me reading this post without it registrering and continuing to scroll.... Nope. Thanks for the tag! Proud of you for working on yourself💕💕

Fav. Colour: RAINBOW

Current read: Eh.... School work mostly. The Lies of Locke Lamora when I have time

Last song: Dirty Deeds Done Dirt Cheap, AC/DC

Last Series: NCIS LA

Last movie: Men In Black

Currently working on: Gonna start working on Wednesday's chem test tmr

@slytherinsarcasam @shades-of-greens @pastashouldbeeatenwithafork @flyingpurplepeopleeater42 @captaincarriekathryncoffee

Thanks em!

Fav colour: blue

Current read: fault in our stars

Last song: cheap thrills

Last series: psych

Last movie: soul

Currently working on: sleeping

@chaotic-trav @pineapplecrispy

Want to learn something new in 2022??

Absolute beginner adult ballet series (fabulous beginning teacher)

40 piano lessons for beginners (some of the best explanations for piano I’ve ever seen)

Excellent basic crochet video series

Basic knitting (probably the best how to knit video out there)

Pre-Free Figure Skate Levels A-D guides and practice activities (each video builds up with exercises to the actual moves!)

How to draw character faces video (very funny, surprisingly instructive?)

Another drawing character faces video

Literally my favorite art pose hack

Tutorial of how to make a whole ass Stardew Valley esque farming game in Gamemaker Studios 2??

Introduction to flying small aircrafts

French/Dutch/Fishtail braiding

Playing the guitar for beginners (well paced and excellent instructor)

Playing the violin for beginners (really good practical tips mixed in)

Color theory in digital art (not of the children’s hospital variety)

Retake classes you hated but now there’s zero stakes:

Calculus 1 (full semester class)

Learn basic statistics (free textbook)

Introduction to college physics (free textbook)

Introduction to accounting (free textbook)

Learn a language:

Ancient Greek

Latin

Spanish

German

Japanese (grammar guide) (for dummies)

French

Russian (pretty good cyrillic guide!)

Tag 9 people you want to get to know better

Tagged by the amazing @i-am-a-stupid-robot - thank you!!

Favorite Color: Blue! Any shade but baby blue, really.

Currently Reading: Uhh I think now is the time to announce to the fandom world that I've fallen into a horrible, full-on Regency romance novel obsession. I swear I've read probably 10 of them in the past week. And then I went and read fanfic. It's INSANE. But somehow I find it hilarious and I can skim parts so I don't need to pay attention all the time, and it's giving me fic ideas, so no complaints I guess? Just hoping it doesn't last too long?

Last Song: Right Hand Man, Something Rotten

Last Series: NCIS (2003)

Last Movie: Honestly not sure. I don't watch too many movies somehow

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: Sweet, but you can win me over with potato chips too

Currently Working On: An NCIS AU fic that makes me giggle constantly, and the Sam/Jack SG1 WIPs that are always ongoing.

Tagging @sententiousandbellicose @sunnysideeggers @captaincarriekathryncoffee @spacey-iris @agentkalgibbs @carothepoet @mylittleredgirl (no pressure, ofc) and anyone else who wants to play!

Yess thank you Starry!!

Favorite Color: It remains a tie between red and lavender.

Currently Reading: Re-reading this AMAZING Chuck/Firefly crossover fic on LiveJournal.

Last Song: Astair by Matt Costa

Last Series: Rewatching-Chuck, watching-Castle.

Last Movie: In/Sight (watched it for Adam Baldwin, stayed for a surprisingly excellent plot)

Sweet, Savory, or Spicy: At the moment I’m gonna say spicy, but it varies.

Currently Working On: Too many WIPs, as always (at the moment there’s two Firefly one-shots and a multi chapter x/reader fic in the lead).

No-pressure tagging @coraclavia @just-a-donut-who-reads @emilie786 @captn-sh @myenterpriseisparked @quirkette100 @starg8rocks @justnerdystuffs @kathrynchristie

Ooo thank you!!

Fav. Colour: Uhh.... Can I say rainbow??? Cause it changes from moment to moment, but it's either blue, red, or yellow, but like... The darker shades

Currently reading: The Lies of Locke Lamora (I'm finally picking it back up lol) and also a Norwegian poem collection called Our heroic lives

Last song: No plan by Hozier

Last movie: Jewel of the Nile

Sweet, Savoury or sour: Currently sweet.... I have chocolate biscuits ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

Tags, if you feel like it:

@misinterpretedmythology @pineapplecrispy @ilackcreativitytonamethis @pastashouldbeeatenwithafork

Thanks em!

Fav. Color: blue

Currently reading: the 'my exams are going on and I don't think I'll get good marks' book

Last song: deathbed

Last movie: soul

Sweet, savoury or sour: sour

Tagging: @chaotic-trav @helloliriels