heavy are the legs that wear the jeans

"Died [X] Born [Y] Welcome Back [Insert Name]" contender to be my favorite meme I think. something about it just sends me into a giggle fit

[Image description: first is the pointing soyjack meme, of two men pointing at a screenshot of the above post where every word is blurred out except "X" and "Y". The background has been edited to be the official art for Pokemon X and Y.

The second image shows a Nintendo tweet announcing the end of 3DS online communication. It's captioned "Died 2024". Then, the Pokemon Legends Z-A logo is captioned "Born 2025". The last line reads: "Welcome back, Pokemon X and Pokemon Y". End ID.]

I need a way to say this character makes me feel insane amounts of lust but not in a sexual or romantic way

Guards, dissect this man

No it's too clinical I need something that emphasizes the feral desire to devour

Guards, sous vide this man

Guards, prepare this man for dinner

Guards, rend this man asunder

Guards, hand this man's heart to me on a platter so that I may devour him

Guards, resurrect him I didn't like that last phrasing

did you know? if you do your laundry you can get your clothes back

not the socks.

blups

[Image description: digital art of Lup and Barry from The Adventure Zone, cuddling in several poses. Lup's a slender elf with brown skin, with white hair that's short in the back but long and straight on the sides. Barry's a chubby, pale-skinned human with short brown hair, glasses, and ear gauges.

In the first scene, Lup's sitting down and facing away from the viewer, pressing her face to Barry's forehead as he leans in and wraps his arms around her back.

Second, they're standing side by side and Lup has an arm around Barry's shoulders as he kisses her cheek.

Lastly, they're lying in a pile of pillows, with Lup sleeping on her back and drooling as Barry lies on top of her with his head resting on her chest. End description.]

flufffff

[Image description: digital art of the Pines family from Gravity Falls. Mabel and Dipper are sitting on the ground with craft supplies, cutting creatures out of paper like a Gobblewonker and gnome. Stan sits in his chair and Ford stands behind him, both of them watching with warm smiles. End ID.]

Skitty and Popplio ko-fi doodle for Ethan!

I'm accepting pokemon ko-fi doodle requests here! ✨

[ID: Fanart of the Pokemon Skitty and Popplio.

They stand facing each other. Popplio raises its head up high, eyes shut as it smiles and lifts a ball of yarn on its nose.

Skitty grins and points a paw up at the ball. The ball sparkles with yellow stars.

End ID]

cambrian seas

[Image description: 3D rendered art of water-dwelling Pokemon, many of them prehistoric, on the sandy floor of a shallow sea. Two Anorith and an Omanyte swim by, while Kabuto scuttle by on the ground, bearing antennae that make them more closely resemble trilobites. There are also Corsola, Lileep, a Shellder, a Wiglett, and a Pyukumuku. The Pyukumuku has especially pointy spikes that it's walking on, like a Cambrian lobopodian. End ID.]

@pokemondescribed

being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters

brothers

[Image description: digital art of Stan and Ford from Gravity Falls as kids. They're sitting in a small hollow area with planks over their heads, a yellow light hanging from the ceiling. Stan's holding a cola can, resting his chin in his hand and looking bored. Ford's glancing at him while holding a small box (book? or device?) in his hands.

There's screwdrivers and other odds and ends scattered around them. Stanley has scrawled his name on the wall in a few places. End description.]

ta-da!!

[Start ID. Two black and white drawings.

One: A drawing  of Taako, an elf with long dark hair. He is  bundled up in an exaggeratedly thick scarf that covers the lower part of his face, as well as wearing a tall, wide-brimmed hat. He’s side-eyeing the viewer as he goes, “Psst,” while holding onto his scarf. 

Two: Taako pulls his scarf down, revealing Davenport underneath. Davenport has light hair and a mustache, as well as round, pointed ears and sharp teeth. Both of them have broad smiles on their faces. End ID.]

*⁠.⁠✧

[ID: a digital drawing of Luz Noceda from the owl house in her 'Good Witch Azura' costume, she is holding her palisman staff and has a frightened expression on her face.

Surrounding her head are three stars, two big ones and one smaller.

The background is a gradient going from purple at the top to blue at the bottom.

End ID]

I had the urge to draw this for a long, long, long while XD Finally had the guts to do it. Enjoy~

[Image description: digital art of Dipper, Mabel, and Ford from Gravity Falls. Ford is in his red turtleneck, with no trench coat, and shouting in surprise as Dipper and Mabel grab ahold of his legs for hugs. The kids are both laughing, and the lighting is in warm colors. End ID.]

a fuzz pokemon

[Image description: fanart for Pokemon showing a Luxray laying on its back, paws in the air, tail curled over itself. The background is bright red.

Luxray is a lion like pokemon with blue and black fur and a tail that ends up in a star./end Image description]

yes there are the horrors but at least im aro

when Taako was like this in the beginning I just imagined a reaction from Angus. 

Found family, guys. I can’t resist even if I tried.

I have more spoiler-y art from the most recent episode but I’ll be posting it tomorrow so hang tight!

[Image description: a comic of Taako and Angus from The Adventure Zone, colored in shades of blue. Taako's a fat elf with short wavy hair and medium tone skin, while Angus is a skinny human boy with dark skin and short curly hair.

Taako has a neutral, maybe bored or tired expression when Angus appears behind him and asks: "Sir?"

As Angus pulls himself into a chair at the table, Taako replies: "Hm? Ah, Ango my boy. Haha, what's up in that ol' dome of yours?"

Angus says: "Well... A lot has happened. Especially in regards to your memories."

Taako replies: "Hah. Yeah, you said it, buddy..."

Angus continues: "I won't pretend that I understand everything... And I'm glad you got your sister back..."

Taako snaps: "Look, kid, if you're gonna try and defend the Director, save —"

Angus interrupts: "Let me finish!" and Taako obliges. Angus goes on: "I understand the Director hurt you... I won't tell you how to feel. But... what you said. About having nothing left."

Taako looks surprised as Angus tells him: "Sir, please know that we're your family too! Killian, Carey, Avi, everyone! We're all here for you! That can't make up for everything you have lost or all the pain that you —"

He stops talking as Taako hugs him. Laughing and crying, Taako says: "Geez Ango, do you know how many times I say things without thinking?"

Angus, also tearing up and smiling, says: "Too many times, sir..."

The last panel cuts to a picture of Taako and Angus's hats resting next to each other, as Taako says: "Of course you're all my family..." End description.]

I just started listening to TAZ a week ago and I love these twins

[image description: three drawings of Taako and one of Lup against white backgrounds, all from the chest up. They are thin, dark-complexioned twin elves with freckles and curly hair. Taako’s hair is dyed in a gradient from hot pink, to peach, to purple, to blue, to light green in two of the drawings, and from a gradient from dark pink to purple back to light pink in the third. In all three, his hair is braided into long, thick pigtails. He’s wearing a purple wizard hat with a star and moon pattern, its brim adorned with lots of dangly moon and star gems, and a high-collared pink jacket; a turqouise paisley patterned shawl; and finally, a blue jacket. He’s wearing heavy makeup in all three drawings and is looking at the viewer in each with a smile. Lup’s hair is dyed in a gradient from dark pink to orange to yellow and pulled into a small bun. She’s wearing a black jacket with spikes on the collar and a red halter-top. She’s smiling at the viewer.]