A sycophantic, prophetic, Socratic junkie wannabe

Feelings about this are between "inspirational" and "damn that stapler has been to more places than me"

that hotel california comic makes me lose my shit every single time & i’m so thankful for it honestly

there we go

“i don’t care,” i say, caringly, as i care deeply

The Force Awakens + wide shots (2015)

something I should have realised a long time ago (via nhude)

I had a crazy dream last night. I was swimming in an ocean of orange soda. Turns out it was just a Fanta sea..

Me during sport back in school

my self esteem drops faster than my battery life