hogwartsheadcanon reblogged
Strongwind Academy
- A pillar of learning
- A main cultural point of the supernatural community
- Strongwind Academy
- Sounds super serious right?
- Fucking no
- None of these fuckers could be serious if it bit them on the ass and tried to dance with them
- Nah these people can’t do serious
- Oh they try, they try so hard that most people hold this view that it’s this prestigious academy, especially among the Supernatural community.
- But nah
- You put a bunch of supernaturals together and a bunch of shit is bound to happen
- Like the time some of the students transformed over half of the school’s students into geese and it was right before inspection so there was a horrible scrmable to figure out which geese were students and which geese were actually fucking geese
- The spell ended up wearing off after a couple days but there was still a lot of honking coming from the students for about a month after it
- So Anyways
- Strongwind Academy
- There’s the staff, who usually live on campus, though there are some who instead live in the nearby town of Lake Forest
- And then there’s the houses
- Eagles, Owls and Ravens
- Ravens are the chillest of the houses, usually because they avoid the drama of the Eagles, and occasionally the Owls, at all costs.
- Pranks are gonna be pulled, sure
- But the Ravens take it in stride
- They’re largely academic, but not as much as the Owls
- And extracurricular driven.
- They either are too lazy to do shit, or are the people who schedule themselves for every hour of every day
- There is no fucking inbetween
- The house is decked out in purple, but has a crowded and hearthy feel to it. Low ceilings, dim lights, comfy yet ornate furniture filling each room
- Artwork done by students, past and present, line the walls
- Ravens house is chill af and so nice to relax in
- You need a place to chill and unwind?
- Had a fight with your roommate and need to make cookies without worrying about someone putting dishsoap in the batter?
- Ravens
- They’re the ones who listen to the Owls and Eagles bitch about each other and nod their heads sympathetically
- They just peace
- And maybe some cookies
- Wanna go out and play catch?
- Need to talk about your feelings?
- Come on and go for a run buddy
- The Ravens are the glue of the school
- And then there’s the Eagles
- Exact opposite
- So loud, holy crap there is basically rarely quiet moments at the Eagles
- They have the most drama, the most fights the most comflicts, basically the most antagonistic house on the entirety of the campus
- Eagles is basically the Party Animal House
- Wanna find a party? Eagles
- Wanna find some booze? Eagles
- Pranks? Eagles
- Wanna start some shit? Eagles
- There is an Eagle in the Headmaster’s Office at least once a week
- Headmaster Murdoch is not amused
- Eagles is kind of like the Ravens where their actual house is all about comfort, but there’s like nothing ornate
- Eagles have red and brown stuffed furniture and throw rugs everywhere
- Not to mention that statues of eagles
- Represent
- Eagles are the least academic based of the houses
- Not that there aren’t good students
- But there’s too many people there with other drives and desires to spend too much time focusing on school
- Who was it that transformed the school into geese?
- Some fucking Eagles
- Basically like one or two students from every year pulls the weight of their class and offers tutoring and homework help so the rest of them don’t fail because if left to their own devices they would fucking fail so hard
- It’s not that they’re even dumb it’s just who cares about the powerhouse of the cell when you can learn to suspend a bubble of water from the ceiling to drop as someone walks into the room???
- Or how to turn the toaster into a miniature bomb?
- Seriously??? Who cares about homework they have important things to be doing
- Finally Owls, cause they’re the middle ground
- Owls are like, half Raven and Half Eagle
- If Eagles start shit, there is no way that the Owls aren’t responding
- They will fuck shit up, they will wIN
- But at the same time, super disdainful of the antics of the Eagle house
- Get ur shit together Eagles
- Seriously
- They’re probably the most serious academically, but it has more to do with their desire to be better than the other two
- Like
- OUR GPA IS BETTER
- HAHAHAHAHAHAHA
- They’re basically super competitive about everything
- Like Adoption Week
- Or anything House-related games or competitions
- Their major competitors are the Eagles cause the Ravens just don’t have enough fucks to give about any of that
- Hence their rivalry with the Eagles
- Their house is the most ornate and decorative of the two houses
- It’s not that it’s not comfy
- It’s just more pretty than comfy
- Like the rug in their common room?
- That rug is older than both of your parents put together
- I don’t care if your parents are dragons
- They’re still younger than that fucking rug
- The rug is like a house heirloom
- Same with the Grandfather clock by the front door
- All of the pranks know that Granfather clock is off fucking limits
- You touch that clock
- You dead
- The entirety of the Owl house will fucking kill you
- And then you put those three houses together man
- Man
- MAN
- Jfc
- It’s chaos, like, not even counting the fact that you have random shapeshifters who are still learning how to maintain a form so there’s accidentaly dragons transforming in the Dining Hall
- Or random animals poofing out during class cause fuck they forgot and sneezed and bam now she’s a fox idk
- It’s just really chaotic
- Plus the magic like
- People teaching kids how to do magic
- Rooms get set on fire at least once a month
- Anything less than that is a miracle
- So
- Welcome to Strongwind Academy
- So prestige
- Much wow