Be kind.

pretty cow 🐮🎀

one paw out

Saw these luvers at the New Orleans Botanical Garden

people are the most interesting thing in the world im obsessed w everyones weird habits and funny stories. the average person is so fucked up that its funny. like no one on earth is normal n u should make it ur job to see why

experiencing female hysteria (tummy ache)

top 5 god given gifts to mankind for us to cherish and rejoice in

1. bread

2. masturbation

3. drinking water when you are very thirsty

4. vegetable

5. sleep

people on this saying “all these except 4” in the tags. you are not being cute by saying so. I am fucking begging you to eat your veggies

incredibly brave of me to get through the days

(via) 🖌️🦋

sometimes you just gotta read something and say “i literally don’t care” aloud and move on

My 13 year old cousin came back from a date with her boyfriend and said, "I can't wait to grow up and spend sunday afternoons with him." At first, I wanted to laugh (after all they're just 13), but I remember being 13 and having the world in my hands. I remember getting excited to talk to someone about my dreams and wishes, and how happy these daydreams and fantasies made me. There's this innocence you can only have at 13 and the world rises and falls and crashes and burns every year... until you do not think about quiet sunday afternoons.

So I asked her about the date and heard her giggle about bubblegum flavored ice cream, and how much she loves this little life. I think she makes me love it too.

-Ritika Jyala, excerpt from The world is a sphere of ice and our hands are made of fire

I love my daughter already whoever she is

email stands for evil mail

— Khaled Hosseini, And the Mountains Echoed

“yeah no” is one of the best phrases in contemporary English.

you only get 782 chances with me bitch i don’t tolerate shit