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feeling droopy !! :)

date of origin: 1st of april, 2016.

this unironically slaps if someone posted this exact gif in 2020 with that exact description as a shitpost it would have 30k notes

do most people wear their pajamas backwards and put broken plastic spoons under their pillows during a snowstorm in hopes of it somehow magically causing a snow day, or does my town just have really weird traditions?

what the fuck

p sure thats just a northeast/midatlantic thing bc its big for kids in Delaware to do that shit

where i live (connecticut) it’s pajamas inside out and just a regular spoon under your pillow but yes

im in ny and its backward pjs and spoon in the freezer

ohio its pajamas inside out and flush ice cubes down the toilet

In NY it’s flush ice cubes down the toilet, pencils in the freezer, pajamas inside out, and a folded up tissue under the pillow

in northern michigan we do all that and we wrap the spoon in tin foil

Growing up in Virginia, it was inside out pajamas, and one teacher at my high school also told us to make these little tissue paper ghosts to wish for a snow day and stick them to the window, though she said a lot of stuff so she could have been fucking with us.

Americans are fucking weird.

what the fuck does the north US get up to in the winter. are yall really so bored you come up with ways to cause snow??

Spoon under the pillow, but pajamas on the right way in North Carolina. Except one person had to be the sacrificial lamb and drop ice cubes in their pajama pants. I’ll admit that deciding who that person would be was not a democratic process

what a week huh?

Zelda and her egg friend

You Farted

i’m so happy, i found my favorite reddit post of all time.  i thought i lost it forever

man working in customer service has really heightened my sixth sense for detecting when people are going to act like complete nutcases. can literally hear that shit in someone’s voice now

if a woman over the age of 35 calls in with a high pitched warbly-ass baby voice you KNOW she’s about to start flipping the fuck out because her debit card gave her the option to run as credit at walmart and she thinks someone hacked her credit score through it

no, Brandi, your account is not compromised, you wrote your 14 year old babysitter a goddamn paper check a month and a half ago and the poor kid just figured out how to cash it. Stop screaming

Lmao 4chan losers becoming progressively more unhinged @ the election is so funny

Sequel:

the people of DC are beautiful

home depot cat

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“Buddy the sable is playing boomerang”

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It’s a sable and it looks like this!

living in the suburbs is like mall. Movies. Mall again. Go to target. Go to gamestop. Back to the mall. Barnes and noble. Back to the mall. Chili’s. Back to the mall. Eat hot chip. Lie. And I’m SICK of it!!!!!

I’m sorry god please forgive me I would give anything to go to Barnes and noble and then dinner at Chili’s with a lava mountain cake please lord take me back I’ll never complain again

Not a day goes by that I don't think of this post

*walks into american followers bedrooms* *in gentle voice* hows it going champ

[image ID: Text reading Texas State Aquarium staff stated that the animals have been getting a little restless. One of the employees had an idea to let some of the land animals spend time with some of the sea animals, and it has worked out brilliantly.

Putting the sloths near the dolphins was the biggest surprise of all. The dolphins are absolutely delighted with the sloths, and the sloths, normally very quiet animals, have been squeaking replies back to the dolphins for hours at a time. Who would have guessed these two species would be such a great match?

There is a photo of two dolphins in a large pool, their heads peeking out above the water to look at a brown sloth, who is hanging on a branch. End ID]

As alien species encounters go, this is like the absolute best possible outcome

Okay but in the video the dolphins swim upside down like they’re imitating the sloth and it’s real cute.

THANK YOU FOR FINDING VIDEO! IDK WHY I DIDN'T THINK TO CHECK YOUTUBE! THIS VIDEO IS AMAZING!!!

Here are even more animals visiting each others!!

Oh my gosh, thank you for sharing this! This is so precious!!!

certified iconic post

so, why do it then?