oh. great. loki's here.

I know it's sand but I want to eat it

Good news it's not sand!! It's rice flour!! During deepavali, Indians make rangolis which is shown in the video!

there's a CHANCE it's rice flour and there's ALSO a WAY HIGHER chance it's sand, quartz, glitter, powdered chalk, sawdust, talcum, etc. even if it's flour the dyes aren't edible probably.

DO NOT EAT RANGOLI.

I'M INDIAN.

Happy Diwali! Please do not eat sand!

Happy Diwali

(Please do not eat sand)

My annual holiday greeting/public service announcement.

Contrary to popular belief, that is not a cat but a single brain cell.

What do you keep in your witch hat?

I think tumblr attracts Neurodivergent people because this is basically parallel play and sharing interests or putting scripts with matching photos things which the autism and adhd community love to do

So, so far as I can make out, the English only like one of their politicians, and he is a cat. Is that about right?

larry is the only man in history to enter 10 downing street with honest intentions

(larry is the cat)

Are you sure because I’ve also heard he’s actually really bad at catching mice

His intentions are still honest. He intends to lay on warm things and do as little as possible, like all cats. People who expect him to catch mice are projecting

That’s fair. I didn’t see “will catch the mice” in his campaign promises.

Oh shit!!!

My blog is gonna smell so delicious now!!!

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my beautiful infant son Untitled Document

apples trees in winter snow

The truth is, sometimes you will hurt people. Sometimes, you will hurt people, and then life will move on, and you won’t have any way to apologize, or make up for it. But, your past mistakes do not define who you are now. You are allowed to move on without guilt haunting you over things you might have done years ago. You are allowed to come to terms with the things you did that were wrong, to change, and to grow from those experiences; you will never be stuck in one spot if you will yourself to own up to it, pull yourself up, and start again.

Today's comic features the lovely @planetprudence (on Instagram)! She did a comic featuring me as well :>

I love this stupid animal.

executive function

old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran's discount

youre right it was nightblogging...after all these years im losing my mind....

old tumblrcore. if you remember these youre entitled to a veteran's discount

youre right it was nightblogging...after all these years im losing my mind....