gosh I had to draw my ol boy Frost showing Noelle a neat snow trick;;

Now here is some Hannukah cat appreciation!!

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its 3am and new undertale content dropped and you’re telling me no one on my dash is talking about it yet?? no one?? this is bullshit

heres the link i gotta do everything my damn self around here

holy shit you guys

IT’S CANON

Character Masterpost

Yes, this is a NoVerse ask blog. But there’s more than one NoVerse

Name: NoVerse

Status: Married

Age: over 500

Personality:

NoVerse is arrogant, cocky, assholish, and doesn’t care about other peoples’ opinions of him. He tends to be rude toward those who don’t agree with him, and he has a major god complex. He’s powerful, and tends to try and harass others simply to amuse himself. He cares very deeply about Choris and his kids and he very much will kill you if you try and hurt them. Generally a powerful person, he can be intimidating if he truly wishes to be. Fuck with him enough to make him lose his patience, and you’re in for a world of hurt. 

The ability to create magic circles (3 at a time, up to 7 when at full power) That can do any of the following:

-Be a portal (from his area to somewhere he knows, somewhere he sees, or somewhere that is connected to his current emotion)

-Be a sharp plane that slices anything that comes into contact with it (unable to cut through steel)

-Be a shield

-Become a barrier bubble (takes more magic to do so)

He can summon a scepter that better focuses his magic power, and lets him:

- Create and use fire powers

- Make more powerful magic circles

- Make better barriers

- Absorb chaotic energy

- Lower jaw splits in half, making him scarier and makes it easier to bite.

- Retractable claws

- AOE Chaos aura he can activate at will

- Fire abilities (weaker without his scepter)

Name: Aries

Status: Single

Age: 30

Personality:

Much more wild and feral than the canon iteration, Aries’ looks are deceiving. He’s unpredictable and acts very much like a wild animal, unless being ordered by his Master (Ice from @the-holiday-viruses​). He’s untrusting and dangerous, lashing out in fear and anger towards those who he doesn’t recognize coming too close to him. He tends to be more welcoming of animals that aren’t sentient than of those who have more sentience, and he’s more than willing to get himself bloody to defend himself.

- All abilities of classic NoVerse, save for changing fire magic to ice magic.

- Can cause strong winds with his wings

- More experienced and adept at flight than classic NoVerse.

- Less adept at making his loopholes into anything other than weapons.

Name: Caramel

Status: Single

Age: over 500

Personality:

Cheery and optimistic, he has less of a conscience than classic NoVerse does, which really is saying something. He can be more twisted - making inappropriate jokes at bad times and laughing about it anyway, having fun while eviscerating someone, you know. What an unhinged version of NoVerse would be like. He’s surprisingly pleasant to talk to, however, when interacting with him on a normal basis.

- Loopholes are primarily used for transportation and pranks, he can use more and summon them faster than the classic.

- His fire magic alters from blue to bright green.

- He has the ability to tricksterify someone… if he wants. Good luck convincing him to.

- His jaw split goes four ways, not two.

- Can summon candy apples for no apparent reason?

Name: UniVerse

Status: Single

Age: over 500

Personality: 

Generally, UniVerse is softspoken compared to the other ‘Verses. He’s calm and tends to keep to himself, save for quipping in a correction or two if he sees fit. He has a noticeable fascination with stars, planets, and the astral calendar, pointing things out that generally people don’t seem to notice. He’s surprisingly kind, and the easiest to talk to out of the four ‘Verses.

His abilities are generally the same as Classic’s, with a few distinct differences:

- His loopholes don’t show the place he’s appearing, instead appearing and acting more like wormholes 

- His magic circles are unable to be used as weapons, instead being used to enlargen or shrink objects placed inside them to NoVerse’s will.

- He can summon an onslaught of falling stars as an attack to replace his fire magic

- He can split his face, but it is only when he’s using his laser-breath attack.

- He can summon stars around him and others at will.

- He can infect others with… something. It’s unsettling.

someone explain the jewish holidays to me like i'm 5 years old

Purim: They tried to kill us, we survived. Let’s tell the story, wear silly costumes, and get wasted. (Optional: have a carnival or a play!)

Passover: They enslaved us, God freed us. Remember this via a big ceremony/feast and then don’t eat bread for a week. This is a big one; you’re going to have to clean your house and host all your relatives.

Tu B'Shevat: It’s Earth Day, let’s eat some fruit.

Simchas Torah: We read the entire Torah every year, and we got to the end! Let’s have a dance party and then start all over again!

Tisha B'Av: They destroyed our temples. That sucked.

Rosh HaShanah: Happy New Year! It’s time to ask (and grant) forgiveness for the wrongs done in the past year, pledge to do better, and wish for a sweet new year. And go to synagogue for HOURS.

Yom Kippur: Rosh HaShanah’s somber counterpart. God decides on this day your fate for the next year. Repent your sins, hope for forgiveness, and fast. (And go to synagogue for HOURS.)

Yom HaShoah: Holocaust Remembrance Day.

Sukkot: Harvest festival! Sleep in a hut under the stars.

Shemini Atzeret: Man, I don’t even know?

Shavuot: God gave us the Torah! That was pretty nice of him.

Chanukah: They busted up our temple and tried to forcibly convert us. We responded with guerilla warfare. Let’s eat some fried food. Candles!

So basically the entire Jewish holiday calendar is giving the middle finger to death and high-fiving, with or without various combinations of prayer and foods.

Yup. Or as we say, “They tried to kill us, we survived, let’s eat.”

thank you for the desc’s bcs they are beautiful and i am now educated

A handy table for everyone:

Y’all have no idea how happy it makes me to see my goyim followers reblogging this. Really. It means the world to me.

Not Jewish but I support my Jewish peeps:)

Bro it’s got a heart shaped barrel

It’s a magical girl musket

Cupid’s back, and this time he’s PISSED!

@naturetale-official

There’s nothing better than lit porch on a dark Halloween night.  🎃

some shenaniganS BETWEEn Sansta and Choris njbhgvfcdre

@straightforward-sweetness / @xsylvia-black-drawsx 

He posted this on snapchat.

@the-holiday-viruses Have some more Ghoul Paps interactions!! >:o

Paps is commenting on Papycane’s freckles. He likes to think people with freckles are sunkissed before they came into existence.

PRE-PLANNED SUNKISS-AGE!!