SENTENCE MEME ⟶ TRAVELERS / 1.03 –– 1.06 always feel free to tweak the sentence to fit your muse.

• “You’ve been undercover with an FBI task force on some kind of mission this whole time.”
• “For some of us, death comes at the end of a long life, but for many of us death is an unexpected visitor.”
• “I thought it was important to say how sorry I was.”
• “That was creepier than I imagined.”
• “You are not leaving this house wearing that tie again.”
• “You’ve been wearing it for three days.”
• “I was thinking maybe we should try something vegan for dinner tonight.”
• “Doesn’t hurt to try new things.”
• “You got some explaining to do.”
• “You know depression is a side effect of heroin addiction.”
• “I’m not depressed.”
• “What is a big deal is bullying.”
• “You could choose to be nicer to those who aren’t as blessed with popularity as you.”
• “Did she tell you that she kicked the shit out of those boys?”
• “You knew she was capable of this?”
• “Has she been acting differently lately?”
• “Why are you taking it to personally?”
• “I’m not taking it personally.”
• “You keep a gun in your diaper bag?”
• “How does one person have all this information?”
• “Every change we make has the potential to alter the future.”
• “I’ve developed a new appetite for life.”
• “Ground meat? You know they don’t actually grow that from the ground, right?”
• “I’m like a dog with a bone, I guess.”
• “Doesn’t sound like a great plan to me.”
• “I don’t think you understand how serious your injuries are.”
• “You do not touch me. Are we clear?”
• “You’re like a completely different person.”
• “That’s something that should’ve happened a long time ago.”
• “Trading one addiction for another never works.”
• “You’d be in jail right now if it wasn’t for me.”
• “What I saw was actually damn impressive.”
• “Have you sought counseling of any kind?”
• “Reminder, these men are dangerous.”
• “You used to love this shit in the old days.”
• “I wasn’t very bright in the old days.”
• “Whose baby is that?”
• “Have you slept? You look exhausted.”
• “I was tempted to break his nose on your behalf, but I held it together.”
• “I don’t think you understand a goddamn thing.”
• “To do this job, to stay alive, you need to be focused.”
• “Don’t let the door hit your ass on the way out.”
• “Nobody said this was gonna be easy.”
• “I just wanted to say thanks for sticking by me.”
• “Tell me we did the right thing.”
• “I gotta stop getting whacked on the head.”
• “Don’t say anything remotely suggestive.”
• “Don’t make me laugh.”
• “I know it goes against your instincts, but don’t waste any more energy trying to get free from your restraints.”
• “I’m gonna start on the roast chicken unless you really want the pasta.”
• “This is the worst hospital in the world, or we’ve been abducted.”
• “I don’t understand the question.”
• “If he is harmed in any way, I will hunt you down.”
• “There’s someone here who’d like to see you.”
• “I’m really gonna take it personally if you don’t pick me next time.”
• “I woke up in an empty room and they brought me here.”
• “What are you gonna do, follow me on your bike?”
• “I was giving you the benefit of the doubt.”
• “This is the least of my problems right now.”
• “You do not have permission to sleep.”
• “How many freaking time do you need me to say it?”
• “You do have friends, right?”
• “I thought I made it very clear last time that you were not to communicate with me.”
• “You know as well as I do that the future has the ultimate power over us.”
• “How badly have you messed up lately?”
• “I have an idea that could end this, if the opportunity presents itself again.”
• “You’re gonna try yo talk me out of it.”
• “Anybody here feeling out of place?”
• “They called me to reprimand you.”
• “I brought you the last of the coffee.”
• “I’ve had my caffeine ration for the day.”
• “Imagine someone treating it like that not knowing what they have.”
• “It’s impressive what you do.”
• “You take something neglected, and something that’s rare and beautiful, and make it whole again.”
• “I know you all just went through hell.”
• “I just have a thing with needles.”
• “I’m just screwing with you.”
• “Can you imagine ever seeing so many trees.”
• “Does it bother you that you may never see her again?”
• “I didn’t walk in here by mistake.”
• “Did you know that older people have a hard time getting cabs in the city because apparently we tip like shit?”
• “My new friend taught me that.”
• “I didn’t know how big an idiot you were.”
• “I told her to keep it safe, but not safe from us.”
• “Remind me not to ever get on your bad side.”
• “They’re so cute when they’re young.”
• “I don’t know what else to tell you.”
• “Would you please stop improvising for one damn minute?”
• “I do not care to wing this thing.”
• “If you actually listen to yourself, it’s hilarious.”
• “I just want to thank you for always being there for me when I really needed someone.”
• “What the hell is that thing?”
• “That’s part of a longer conversation.”
• “Make them realize what the hell they’ve got to lose.”
• “You should know I’m hardest on people I think have the most potential.”
• “Request permission to use deadly force?”

general

• ❝ it’s cold out here, can i borrow your jacket? ❞
• ❝ warm my hands up? ❞
• ❝ you know, we have a fireplace for a reason.❞
• ❝ i made too many cookies. wanna share? ❞
• ❝ look! it’s snowing! ❞
• ❝ let’s build a snowman! ❞
• ❝ the car won’t start… ❞
• ❝ it’s supposed to snow tonight, you should just stay here… ❞
• ❝ i haven’t felt warmth in approximately twenty-three days. ❞
• ❝ that blanket looks big enough for two! ❞
• ❝ you’re cute when you’re cold. ❞
• ❝ it smells like i just walked into cinnamon hell. ❞
• ❝ can’t we stay in bed? it’s cold outside… ❞
• ❝ i made you hot chocolate/coffee/tea! ❞
• ❝ you’re not getting sick again, are you? ❞
• ❝ i’ll take care of you. ❞
• ❝ don’t slip! ❞

christmas

• ❝ let’s go to the light show! ❞
• ❝ i may or may not have gotten tangled up in the tinsel. ❞  
• ❝ i can’t stop looking. it’s so…shiny. ❞  
• ❝ help me with these christmas decorations! ❞  
• ❝ so…the tree is too big to fit through the door. ❞  
• ❝ last minute gift shopping is an art, and you’re not ready for it. ❞
• ❝ all i want for christmas is you. ❞  
• ❝ santa isn’t real. ❞
• ❝ what do you mean santa isn’t real?! ❞  
• ❝ do you want to get a picture with santa? ❞
• ❝ can i open just one? pleasseeee? ❞  
• ❝ don’t be such a downer, mr scrooge. ❞  
• ❝ i’ve been recording christmas movies for the past two months. needless to say i won’t be leaving my house for a while. ❞  
• ❝ help me put the star on the tree! ❞  
• ❝ i have michael bublé’s entire discography and an unopened bottle of wine. ❞  

chanukah

• ❝ i couldn’t find any gelt, but we do have raisins! ❞  
• ❝ i could eat latkes for the rest of my life. ❞  
• ❝ sour cream or applesauce? ❞  
• ❝ please don’t burn the house down. ❞  
• ❝ normal people don’t own this many candles. ❞  
• ❝ spin the dreidel! ❞  
• ❝ do you really get eight days of presents? ❞  
• ❝ is it a mitzvah to get lit? ❞   
• ❝ i’m up to my ass in a kosher morass. ❞
• ❝ come on, we’re about to light the first candle! ❞
• ❝ that’s the ugliest sweater i’ve ever seen. ❞  
• ❝ we ran out of oil. isn’t that ironic? ❞  
• ❝ oh dreidel, dreidel, dreidel, i made it out of clay… ❞
• ❝ sufganiyot are indisputably tastier than christmas cookies. ❞  
• ❝ that’s a beautiful menorah. ❞  

• “don’t!”
• “don’t tell anyone.”
• “don’t laugh.”
• “don’t cry.”
• “don’t worry.”
• “don’t think about that.”
• “don’t hide!”
• “don’t eat that!”
• “don’t drink that!”
• “don’t shoot!”
• “don’t talk to them like that!”
• “don’t make excuses!”
• “don’t flatter yourself!”
• “don’t say a word!”
• “don’t go near them!”
• “don’t lie!”
• “don’t use it!”
• “don’t get too close!”
• “don’t talk!”
• “don’t say that!”
• “don’t leave!”
• “don’t go there!”
• “don’t touch that!”
• “don’t touch me!”
• + add your own!