Welp - thanks to On My Block and Good Girls I’ve come to realize that apparently my type is charismatic gang-leader with a large neck tattoo.

What a plot twist.

the longer i spend on this planet the more i am convinced i am actually just living in a dystopian novel. but like. not as a main character or anything, just in the background. I don’t know who the main character is, but whoever they are,

They need to get their shit together cause i’m fuckin tired of this

i love paying for education

the THOT stance

me when i get my student loan

this is the money cat. reblog in 30 seconds and you will find yourself with more wealth

#this is the only money cat i will reblog because it’s actually doing the manekineko pose151,646 notes (via lolwhutninja)

OMG YOU’RE RIGHT

and it has its right paw up! the correct paw for this. and from the markings on its ears, it looks like it might be a calico cat. which is the luckiest kind!

extremely lucky cat

I don’t even care if it actually works, I’m mostly reblogging because it’s freaking adorable.

cute cat and need money, good post, 10/10

in case anyones interested in the other versions

http://www.namaii.com/manekineko/maneki-neko-types.html

Y’know I reblogged this a bit ago and was saved from financial probation and getting kicked out of school because of it, just mere months from graduation. Got a call from the financial aid advisor telling me that they made a mistake with filing my account (or some other sort of clerical error) and said that, basically, they owe me money. Welp.

Last time I reblogged the money cat, I won two $100 gift cards at work.

I wish you wore a costume. Well, I, uh, I did bring something. Do you want to see it? Yeah.

A concept.

Discuss.

Easy Send Chris to @captain-rogers-beard and keep Henry for myself

Excuse you?

UGH ANOTHER PLOT BUNNY!!!!! 

I love it.

The flower that blooms in adversity is the most rare and beautiful of all. Mulan (1998) Dir. Barry Cook & Tony Bancroft

if i ever suddenly reblog a massive amount of posts from you:

I’m sorry, I’m on mobile, and i forgot that your blog is not my dash

If I ever suddenly reblog a massive amount of posts from you.

I’m not sorry. I love your blog.

If anyone ever suddenly reblogs a massive amount of posts from me - don’t apologise

You just made my day.

Intimidation Meme

😗 - YOU ARE THE SOFTEST BEING. 😀 - I’m not afraid of reaching out to you. 😃 - To me, you are easy to approach. 😊 - I think you are a really friendly person. 😶 - I’m not sure if I can reach out to you. 😐 - You seem a little distant from others. 😓 - I feel like you would not really like me. 😲 - I’m afraid of reaching out to you. 😟 - I wish I had the courage to start talking to you. 😥 - I am very intimidated by you. I wish it wasn’t that way, because you seem cool. 😫 - I admire you from the sidelines because you seem cool and I’m just a dork. 😧 - Senpai, notice me???? 😦 - I feel really insecure when I want to reach out to you. 😨 - You intimidate me….a whole damn lot. 😭 - I wish I could be your friend but to me, you are so hard to reach out to. 😱 - I am so incredibly intimidated by you, it even makes me a little anxious sometimes. 💀 - OH MY GOD DON’T EAT ME PLEASE

Whom the Fuck™️

Petition to add Jason Momoa to the Netflix Witcher show as one of Geralt’s Kaer Morhen pals. A childhood friend, insofar as Witchers have either childhoods or friends. 

I mean, BOTH of them, bedraggled and wielding swords. Both of them covered in selkimore guts. Geralt on his back, a beast bearing down on him, his sword out of reach. This is the end he always knew he’d meet, but then - the creature’s head is flung from it’s body, and behind it is Jason Momoa, with a cocky grin.

“Trying to die on me before I can collect on our last wager?” he asks.

“I don’t owe you shit,” Geralt grumbles, accepting Jason Momoa’s extended arm to pull himself to his feet. 

@honeychicana @crushed-pink-petals @fumbling-fanfics ……………*whispers* oh dear lord in heaven

I NEED THIS OH MY GOD!!!

Also I love their friendship!!!

Start of the book, two characters: *hate each other*

End of the book, same two characters: *love each other*

me. every. single. time: