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when all else fails, practice scales
soprano-and-the-alto-clef
no
theviolin
no
i think not
Even I'm gonna say no to that....
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EVERYONE WHO REBLOGS THIS WILL GET A MONSTER BASED ON THEIR BLOG
Every. Single. One.
beanstalkofsins
Im really trying
beanstalkofsins
Jhhhhhh
itzy-bitzy-world
im gonna help out with designing the monsters so anyone who reblogs this now is gonna get a monster based off their blog from me
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band director: *screaming* why is trump president????
me: i'm sorry i think it's my reed
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Carol of the Bells played by basketballs
salutemayy
How lit is this lol
Please appreciate that those basketballs had to be inflated to different pressures to produce notes. Not only did they have to tune the balls, they had to figure out not when the balls should hit but when they should be dropped to hit at the appropriate time.
And y'all complain about me being difficult.....
Source: flashesbef0reyoureyes
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REBLOG IF YOUR BLOG IS CLASSICAL MUSIC RELATED
please. I need to follow more. my dash is severely lacking in musicy posts
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To female woodwind players that wear lipstick: ??¿¿??¿??¿
How dare you dirty me
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woodwinds: please please pLEASE DON'T CHIP MY REED IT TOOK THREE WEEKS TO BREAK IT IN GOOD IF YOU CHIP IT I WILL END YOOUUUUUUUUUUUU
brass: *casually starts up a game of soccer with their mouthpieces*
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woodwinds: OH MY GOD. THERES A CHIP IN MY REED *AND* MY CORKS NEED TO BE REPLACED IM SO DEAD THERE GOES $100 RIGHT THERE
brass: so i dropped my mouth piece 8 times yesterday but its still good
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damn reeds
Always blaming me, god damn, ever think it could be you?!
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Flutes: ugh i hate double tonging its so hard
Every reed player ever: don't you talk. don't you even talk to me. you ignorant fools. you act so tough but you know nothing of my struggles. my pain. nothing. nothing at all. fools.
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How Reed Instruments Cope With Reeds:
Saxophone: Doesn't even think about reeds. May not even know that they use a reed.
Clarinet: Spends a lifetime finding a good reed and then uses that same reed as long as possible because they know that no other reed will live up to the same standard and when they finally switch reeds they get sad because they don't sound as nice.
Oboe: Some say they cry, others say that the only reason they can cope is that they have no emotion whatsoever. However, no one will ever truly know how the oboe manages.
Bassoon: Carries reed around in an industrial-strength, bullet-proof, cushioned case with air-conditioning, heating, and a humidity controller.
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Musicomics #15 - Four & One
Hehe
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Trying out a reed only to have it barely produce a sound
What do you think I am, your bitch? Oh hellllll no, you're my bitch
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REED VENDING MACHINE
SHUT UP AND TAKE MY MONEY
Yes, I've become a reedstitute
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Concept: REEDS THAT ACTUALLY PLAY
Fuck off
Source: diaryofanoboe
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ugh, i hate reeds.
It's okay, I hate you too