kimbap kidding

He hates sneezes omfg this account is literally dedicated to documenting how he reacts to ppl sneezing.

namjoon waiting for you at the bar ♡

he is literally leaving

certified iconic post

Stop fucking calling me mommy you have to say Yes Chef or I can't cum

what the fuck!!!!!!

you wouldn't close combat me, i'm just a little guy, a little birthday boy

ok so i dont really care about bts. to preface this. but i think the phenomenon of bts fans who think jungkook is princess diana reincarnated is really funny. so if i had to be bts/jungkook’s manager i’d make him lean into it. make him give fake interviews about being scared of car crashes and other things to feed the princess diana jungkook bts girlies

sorry this isn’t going to work out. no its not anything you did its just… your fursona. it doesn’t have a complimentary color palette with mine. all the commissioned art we got together has awful color composition. there. i said it. please stop crying.

ONE OF HIS INTERESTS BEING FEMINISM IM SCREAMING

Coochgobbler only real male feminist

this is all i want

girl me too

"I could fix him" whatever. I could beat his ass.

Not a thought behind those eyes

(via)

you try to glomp me but i parry it flawlessly

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