Reblog if you: have no intention of using Post+ to put your content behind a paywall, and have no intention to pay to unlock any content hidden by Post+ either
I wanna see something.
Reblog if you: have no intention of using Post+ to put your content behind a paywall, and have no intention to pay to unlock any content hidden by Post+ either
I wanna see something.
*scratching my skin because of random itches* I wonder if this is what other organs would feel like if exposed to air.
When I say "get you a girl who..." I'm either talking about a fictional man or myself and it's up to YOU to figure that out. Choose wisely.
https://play.google.com/store/apps/details?id=com.infinitycow.eplay
Sorry bud I don't trust random links. Just, tell me what it is. Also, it does not bode well that an anonymous ask is the one with the random shady link.
"I, too, am being blackmailed for something I didn't do." "Me, too." "And me."
Clue (1985) dir. Jonathan Lynn
this gets funnier every year
The year is 2042. Your daughter is awkwardly silent as she eats her dinner. “Something wrong sweetie?” She sighs and puts down her fork. “I was digging really deep in AO3 last night…Why didn’t you finish that coffee shop au?” It happened. Your past has come back to haunt you. Nay, it never truly left.
U CANNOT OUTRUN UR CRIME
OKAY BUT WAIT. This has happened to me. Recently. Because I am old and I have things out there from previous fandoms with previous pseuds and one day my teenager begins a rant at me about people never finishing any WIPs on the pit of voles (which he does not call the pit of voles because he has No Knowledge of such a thing but yet he still reads on which I didn’t think anyone did any longer) and he points out an example to me of something I WROTE AND LEFT WIPing for ages and he has NO IDEA #1 that his mom wrote this and #2 How much it still haunts me to this day that it will. sit. there. for. eternity. because I am too lazy to pull it down.
oh my god
Every year, this becomes both more funny, and more painful, and for both of those reasons, it should never be lost or forgotten.
Label your tapes, people! I do not want to sit through 2 hours of "grandpa's sad country mixtape" just to label it as such!! Jeez!! The third time!!
I don't feel this one *skips to the end of the song because if I skip the whole song it'll mess up my playlist shuffle since I'm using chrome for music background play*
reblog if you cant stop here cus its bat country
I worked very hard on this
hey uh what exactly is possessing you people to reblog a nearly 10 year old shrek meme that I made in high school
Your hard work isn’t going unnoticed
All I need is for someone to gently cup my face and tell me I'm not as doomed as I feel.
reblog to gently cup your mutual’s face and tell them they’re not as doomed as they feel
YEAH, I LOVE THIS MOVIE SO MUCH
Bug won't let me look at ask box :( Mr. Tumblr should fix this.
IT WILL ALWAYS BE TWO BEARS HIGH-FIVING !!!!