Shower epiphanies and other pubescent miracles: of Marichat, emotional teenage delinquency, adults' questionable understanding of how the world works or should work, political power play, investigations, reveals, memes, half-baked meta, and the first-ever Save Nooroo Foundation (that the author is aware of). Or, simply put: canon on crack, featuring Adrien “romantic pro-gamer” Agreste, Marinette ”Schroedinger’s Very Tired™ friend” Dupain-Cheng, Gabriel “you don't need the two most powerful objects in the universe, you just need a therapist” Agreste, Plagg and Tikki “five more minutes of this and they'll be throwing hands with the Meta Consciousness for putting them here" the kwamis, and many, many more.

Two part-time superheroes get lost in the creepy catacombs, but spooky skeletons, rabid rats and akuma apparitions are the least of their problems. Written for the @mlwritersguild's October 2020 Event, for the prompt 'Haunted House'.

Human!AU. Tikki and Plagg are childhood friends who fell apart following a tragedy at their hometown in Normandy, but one day Plagg walks into her confiture shop in Paris asking for her help and she finds herself unable to refuse him. Working out their own ghosts is not their only problem, though, not when the son of Paris' most infamous fashion magnate runs away and collides with them. *** She regrets it. Of course she regrets it: yesterday she got blinded by the image of the boy she used to know, the one who lived on the dairy farm just outside of Saintévie with his dad and their workers and no siblings and thus no friends to speak of at all, not until he’d met her and the rest of them, at least. He was always a shadow, though, and they’d all told him as much once and he’d jokingly replied that there was only one sun he’d ever want to be cast off from but wouldn’t tell them which, and it hurts her to think he might have meant– Maybe shadows are the burns suns never get to inflict upon the land, Tikki thinks, but if they have no sun to follow, their tendrils turn into annihilating flames. Maybe this is why the fire started.

Written for a blog request for the @mlwritersguild: Beelya where Queen Bee visits the Césaire house after Alya writes an article about her fighting Mr. Pigeon alone. Normally Chloé would like the publicity but Alya had titled it ‘The Birds and the Bees’. After that she ends up coming back to complain about her mother. And her father. And about the fact that her oldest friend seems uncomfortable around her. Her visits becomes weekly, then almost nightly. (Don’t forget to include Chloé redemption (and some “Bee Movie” jokes).) * Alya isn’t quite sure how she ended up here, in a place where she isn’t even surprised Chloé would seek her out to talk about her dad, where she wouldn’t even mind her doing so, where she would expect it, where she would– (–thud. She might be in trouble.)

If you scratch your claws against enough things, eventually everything around you's gonna give. It's not science. It's what being a Cat Wielder is. Some of them just learn it the hard way. (Or: The life and times of Chloe Bourgeois.)

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• Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: Gen
• Characters: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
• Relationships: Adrien Agreste | Chat Noir & Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug
• Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Canon Divergence, Adrien and Marinette (as Adrien and Marinette) Never Met, Adrien Agreste Never Went to Public School, Episode: s02 Style Queen (Queen’s Battle Part 1), Model Adrien Agreste, Designer Marinette Dupain-Cheng, Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug Has Anxiety, Podfic Welcome

• Fandoms: Miraculous Ladybug
• Rating: General Audiences
• Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
• Categories: F/F
• Characters: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug, Kagami Tsurugi
• Relationships: Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Ladybug/Kagami Tsurugi
• Additional Tags: Chat Noir Marinette Dupain-Cheng | Lady Noir, Dragon Kagami Tsurugi | Ryuko, Minor Character Death, Valentine’s Day, Angst, Post-Apocalypse, Alternate Universe - Post-Apocalypse

lukadrinette // season 4 // identity reveal // hurt/comfort // time travel

lovesquare // angst // mental health issues

féligami // alternate universe // aged-up // hurt/comfort // unplanned pregnancy

lovesquare // mental health issues // aged-up // canon divergence // single parent marinette

lovesquare // djwifi // humor // hurt/comfort // identity reveal

lovesquare // chat fic // alternate universe // soulmates // angst with a happy ending

lovesquare // chloe/alya/nino // humor // fluff

lovesquare // disabled adrien // identity reveal // hurt/comfort

lovesquare // aged-up // alternate universe // slow burn // hurt/comfort // angst with a happy ending

lovesquare // aged-up // pr/pr // hurt/comfort // fluff

lovesquare // djwifi // gabenath // single parent adrien // friends to lovers // fluff

lovesquare // alternate universe // friends to lovers // aged-up // fluff // hurt/comfort

djwifi // alternate universe // aged-up // friends to lovers // slow burn // identity reveal

core four friendship // lovesquare // humor // identity reveal

lovesquare // alternate universe // royalty/medieval // fluff // angst // slow burn

lovesquare // djwifi // humor // fluff // sleepovers

lovesquare // fluff // humor // aged-up // babysitting

lovesquare // fluff and Angst // hurt/comfort // aged up // slice of life // pet death

sabrina/zoe // minor angst // fluff

lovesquare // post-reveal // established relationship // fluff

gabriel/emilie // humor // alternate universe // pre-canon

lovesquare // season five // hurt/comfort

lovesquare // romance // identity reveal

alyanette // alternate universe // drama

lovesquare // alternate universe // chat fic // identity reveal // fluff

lovesquare // alternate universe // regency era // romance

lovesquare // post-reveal // hurt/comfort // angst

lovesquare // fluff // romance

lukanette // alternate universe // romance

alternate universe // post chat-blanc // omniscient pov

alternate universe // soulmarks // allosexual aromantic alix // background relationships

djwifi // 5+1 fic // alternate universe // soul mates