the shot I didnt take

A hobby of mine is that whenever I’m frustrated with my college I like to photoshop it into being under attack by the daedra

Skyrim Scenery 12/∞

If I lived on Tamriel this would be my dream job

hi i’m a skyrim bandit my favorite hobby is keeping 12 gold in novice locked chests that i do not own a key for

Im gonna shill for Marie Kondo again but this is why I find her books (yes, books, the TV show is fun but ultimately misses a lot of the core ideas) so good.

A lot of home org advice fully misses this aspect. Kondo not only acknowledges it, but leans into it. And ultimately this helps motivste me to keep my space tidy - it's really hard to me to keep on the nebulous goal of self-care, but much easier to get up and put things away if I envision my salt and pepper grinders as like, retail workers who are now standing in an empty shop (my dining table) and just wanna go home (the spice rack where they live).

Normie tidying process: that heater should be put away for summer! I mean, I'm not gonna need it

Me: well it's just chilling and also I can't be arsed.

Kondo: that heater has done a good job keeping you warm over winter and now it should get to go have a rest in the cupboard

Me: !! Sabbatical for my heater!! Thank you for your service sir and have a very nice break!

Yes! Marie Kondo is so good. Her whole thing is about recognizing the soul of your home and your objects. If you are having difficulty letting go of something, you can speak directly to the object, thank it for its service, and say goodbye. My mom and I tried this and it helped tremendously. We both cried. There are a lot of things that are very special to us, but we don’t have the space to keep them all. Sometimes you really do have to get rid of things, even though it’s hard.

I am a friend to all cats. Yes even the mean ones. They have their reasons.

“wearing all pink to the barbie movie” “wearing full suits to the minion movie” the children yearn for themed parties

spending 20 dollars is easy but once you do it 5 times uh oh

you should be able to spend 20 dollars at least 10 times before it adds up to one hundred dollars

dentists will splash some water in your mouth and youll think "oh a nice drink of water i was parched" just for them to suck it back out with their wretched little tube. disingenuous behavior

Yesterday night a lady came through our drive through and was like “the way the planets are aligning and the fact that we’re getting a blood moon has me worried. I sense severe werewolf activities on the horizon. You better walk your coworker to her car tonight after you’ve closed” and I didn’t even know what to say I was just like “yes ma’am”

You heard that and just went <END DIALOGUE>

"Kill them with kindness" wrong. 5th level lightning bolt

friday the 13th is in october this year is anyone else horny