back flip front flip face plant

character who is doomed by the narrative but essentially responds to it by going "nuh uh"

Cuando el jefe no viene a la obra

i didn’t know how to end this. cool uncle shenanigans i guess

jojo heritage post

I was gonna say “what you think he had insurance???” but 1) at least in the early aughts to mid-teens, NY was one of the less excruciating states to get medicaid in, and 2) he was a minor and it’s a LOT easier to get medicaid for a minor, especially when said minor’s legal guardians are retirees on fixed incomes I’d wager.

So yeah they’re all just fuckin dumbasses! I love them.

This is why I think it would be peak comedy for the radioactive spider to be of a non-venomous species and for there to be a scene of a new Peter Parker/Spiderperson looking up the spider’s features or posting a photo to an identification subbredit before being informed of the fact that nothing will happen

entemologist reddit: oh yeah, that one’s venom isn’t strong enough to cause anything other than a bit of localized pain at the bite site, no worries.

Peter Parker the next morning, stuck to his ceiling: Well someone fucking LIED!!!!

Peter Parker typing out an angry internet rant to send back to the entomologist about “this is fucking bullshit I feel like ass I walked into six walls and I’m sweating fucking GLUE”

People keep asking him for updates and he does two more before deciding to become a superhero and deleting his reddit account

Six weeks later someone else posts about how “so that one spider bite guy. The one who kept. Sticking to walls. And this, uh. New hero guy. Climbing walls. Spiderman. Connected?”

gwen stacy vlc media player tshirt

my god she really is trans

Hey guys just had the most mid teryaki chicken of my life at the denver airport.

congrats!!!!! im so proud of you!!

I am releasing the beast at Denver airport

What terminal?

Oh you’ll know

if Candice has a picture phone why did she never just take a photo of what phineas and ferb were doing and text it to her mom

if she did this doofenshmirtz would just be like you see perry the platypus i sold my old computer at the pawn shop but i forgot to delete all those embarrassing photos from the christmas party, which is why i’ve invented the pixel-replacinator! and then as candace is going to text her mom the photo the phone gets hit with the beam and she looks down and she’s just texted her mom a photo of doofenshmirtz in a sexy elf costume or smth. candace can never fucking win the universe bends to facilitate her psychological torment

miles is taller than 42-miles because of his spider bite. This is like when your younger brother have a grow spurt and now are slightly taller than you.

“They’re the same height”-“It’s just his hair”- “he’s slouching”- no, you guys are not thinking silly enough. There’s obviously better explanation.

For Mayday to be the age she is 16 months after the first movie, Peter B and MJ must've conceived her immediately after this scene.

"I'm ready for kids."

"Okay, let's make some."

"Wait, right now?- woah!" *he gets pulled in and straight to the bedroom*

i just love all her silly little expressions

bonus unmasked gwen bc she’s so <333

Barbie and Supernatural mugshots 💞

i think we should start photoshopping mcu movies at the exact moment that Miguel O’Hara should have arrived to shred them alive with his bare claws

people in the notes saying they dont know who this old man is i am so seething jealous of you. I wish i didnt know who joe biden was.

Hold it hold it hold it

I'm no artist

But please imagine, if you will, Hobie and Pavitr like this

I need more sleepy punks and you know they would

punk's not dead. just eepy.

tw: old man

lol