that scene where a sexy lady at a fancy party pulls out a cigarette and a bunch of men swarm to light it but it’s me at the lesbian biker bar and i need something with a sharp edge so i can shotgun my rolling rock and a half dozen beautiful dukes surround me to offer their six inch stone handle folding knives

*DYKES

Summer…. Dykes in tiny shorts, dykes in crop tops, dykes in muscle tanks, dykes in short skirts, dykes in sundresses, dykes showing off legs and tummies and tits and ass and arms… we are so blessed

Especially fat dykes. Very much especially fat dykes

how it looks to me when I see touhou fans disliking a new character from one of the games I haven't played

He did bro so bad homie made another video just to apologize.

Honestly this is a great example of why you need to be careful when you try to censor info in pictures. You never know what someone will be able to piece together so you gotta be through.

Flat fox friday and maid day collided so have a skatey fox maid

I won an evil laugh competition last night

One of the most interesting things I learned in researching my latest article is that bribery was not considered that big of a deal in US politics until the 1970s. It was generally frowned upon, but not viewed as a serious moral wrong in the way that it is now. It was rationalized as a normal part of the political process, the way that things get done. These norms didn't emerge until the post-Watergate era

things in my butt story time:

the scariest thing that I put in my butthole was when I was like 14 and I put a battery in it. and you know that feeling you get when your parents are really mad at you? I felt that even though I didn’t tell them. my bussy sucked up the battery and it wouldn’t come out and I was about to cry because I thought the battery would burst inside me and my parents would find out I was gay by me laying on the bathroom floor, dead, with battery acid leaking out of my ass. but then I remembered that I can just push it out and I was home free

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