EVERYONE DROP WHAT YOU’RE DOING AND LOOK AT THIS SAD DUMB FLAMINGO I FOUND AT HY-VEE

HIS NAME IS SLUUUMPY

Sluuumpy is NOT cheaper online, so if I want him I have to get him here. $20, though…

… goddammit, I don’t really have a choice here, do I. I need this sad flamingo butt in my life.

BUCKLE UP FOR SAFETY

https://pastebin.com/MLHzUG4w

[ID: a tweet by @mxdecolonialist which says "It would be a shame if this list of ICE agents spread around and they were all confronted and humiliated into resigning" with the above link attached.]

A more comprehensive list:

https://archive.fo/lfh98

every morning when i go in the kitchen she yells at me nonstop so i have to put the spoon on her head

hell planet

Look, I hate to be the guy defending massive corporations but…monsanto doesn’t deserve the hate it gets. Does it deserve some? I mean, yeah. But. They’re not satan, and I find it weird that a group called “grow food, not lawns” would trash on them so hard given that Monsanto and other GMO-producing companies can potentially help with the goal of growing more food. I do, however, agree that lawns need to get fucked.

Hi this is one of my favorite pictures of Pikachu ever

i really do always be on that fucking phone

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