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@hesitant-ufo / hesitant-ufo.tumblr.com

aesthetic blog: @.henrijwinter
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shane: your radio thing is bull shit. it just doesn’t make sense

ryan: haha right let me just explain the scien– *is interrupted by a faint noise*

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cungadero

i guess im just too fucking dumb to lucid dream. cant ever realize im in a dream, i’ll look around me like damn i’m in my old elementary school and my teeth are falling out and im naked? well shit guess this is my life now. got fooled by my subconscious again lads

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not to be political but….. i love girls

How is that political?

occasionally, some people dislike lesbians sometimes

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animal……… man………… the same……..

this was when i was crouched on the kitchen floor eating brown sugar straight out of the bag

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glumshoe

the first person to fall asleep at my party gets tucked in and given some water in case they’re thirsty later

also toast and/or eggs in the morning, because I love you, you sleepy bastard

what about the last person. what do they get.

the last person is me and I get the peace of mind of knowing that my friends are as comfortable and safe as I can make them

also, their credit cards

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