A coma sounds great rn

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“A noir, E blanc, I rouge, U vert, O bleu : voyelles, Je dirai quelque jour vos naissances latentes.”
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I picked up the girl I babysit from judo and a little girl there came up to me and said she was going to gouge out my eyes and cut my mouth and teeth 💀

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3 of my aunts + my mom have been talking really seriously about my flat chest right in front of me 💀

They said I shouldn't worry cuz it'd get bigger when I have children 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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Even thought France lost Mbappé was the best player on the field today argue with the wall

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I almost forgot how tiring it was to be around my mother, it hasn't been two hours yet and you're telling me I have to stand this shit 10 more days ?

OMG I JUST THOUGHT OF SOMETHING

I might have to share my room with her, which means I'll have to stand her 10 days AND 10 night ??? 💀💀💀

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I almost forgot how tiring it was to be around my mother, it hasn't been two hours yet and you're telling me I have to stand this shit 10 more days ?

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I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

slayed 😍😍

(i hope you run into a 50 ft cobra if those exist because itd be really funny, but a cockroach will suffice as well 🥰)

I actually could if I was in my dad's village but thankfully I'm not

oh my god i was joking what the fuck 😟

I was joking too 😭

(only about the cobra)

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I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

slayed 😍😍

(i hope you run into a 50 ft cobra if those exist because itd be really funny, but a cockroach will suffice as well 🥰)

I actually could if I was in my dad's village but thankfully I'm not

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I'm finally in Algeria for ten days 🥰

(I actually got here yesterday but I was sooooo tired)

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The audacity of some teachers I SWEAR

Teachers that can't say my name part 97161

Ok so I was in class and my teacher needed my name for an example and I told her "Amèle" and she said

SHE SAID

"No, Amélie"

💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀

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The final chapter of tr is so fucking weird to me

Spoiler

Like I'm okay with a happy ending but you can't change the characters that much

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I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

I'll push you on the rails

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

ill convince all my toxic exes to date you

I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

i’ll convince tyler to send you more jurassic park legos

I'll tell S to kidnap you

I’ll send your platonic children or whatever after you

LMAO MY WHAT MF ???

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I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

I'll push you on the rails

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

ill convince all my toxic exes to date you

I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

i’ll convince tyler to send you more jurassic park legos

I'll tell S to kidnap you

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sanzusbestie

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

I'll push you on the rails

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

ill convince all my toxic exes to date you

I'll convince my father to date you (or my big brother, I'll let you choose bc I'm so nice)

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sanzusbestie

I absolutely don't deserve this, @mirology I'm going to sue you

I will take turn your uterus and turn it into sashimi and host a dinner party and invite your whole extended family

I'll turn your dick into a hot dog and feed it to ur mom

I’ll de-intestine cockroachs and put the intestines into brownies and force feed them to you

I'll fight my fear of spiders to take the biggest one that exists on this earth, take the legs and shove them in your nose to your brain while you're sleeping

I’ll recreate that shit pile i made as a child and shove it up your ass

Well, I didn't want to go that far but you're made me.

I'll kill your sisters

pshhh i’d like to see you try 💀

You’d trip down the stairs before youd get to them

I'd grab your arm before I fall to make you fall too

i hope a cockroach flies into your sisters mouth in the middle of the night and she wakes up screaming and in return you also wake up and start scream and i hope that cockroach leaves her mouth thrn flies up your nose

I'll scream so loud that it'll leave my mouth and fly to Australia to sneak into your ass

i’ll to france with a huntsman and shove it down your throat

I'll make you eat a fucking butterfly

i’ll make you drink oui oui’s frozen piss

I'll make you eat a Parisian subway rat

I’ll make you eat chew up gum thats been on the floor for centuries

I'll push you on the rails

I hope you get married on july 3rd and on july 4th i push you onto the rails and you get sent back to your teenage years and are forced to deal with raging angsty “dark impulsive” prepubescent teens and accidentally join a gang and constantly get your ass beat

I'll violently bully you with my entire gang until you beg me to kill you

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