Hope breeds eternal misery.

Brb sobbing

nobody look at me I’m an idiot

I am the smartest person alive

nope, I’m dumb as fuck

I’m a beacon of knowledge

me as a kid refusing to examine why i exclusively obsessed over female characters and their actresses

I’m so much gayer than I originally thought

Masturbation Tip: Let me do it for you

Fact: Today (September 23rd) is bisexuality awareness day. Be aware of bisexuals. They are dangerous.

September Affirmation (Don’t Be Afraid) by Keaton St. James

I’m body positive

I got the results back today and they confirm that I do have a body

my condolences

“how would your friends describe you?”