i tweeted out “i would bounce on jon hamm’s buttcheeks” earlier and twitter literally quarantined me like i could only see my own tweets
this was my punishment
twitter forcing me to confront my hubris
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i tweeted out “i would bounce on jon hamm’s buttcheeks” earlier and twitter literally quarantined me like i could only see my own tweets
this was my punishment
twitter forcing me to confront my hubris
Sometimes Twitter is kind of funny.
me drunk at an apartment party
Me sober at my job I’ve had for over a year
Genuinely a favorite image of mine I find it really amusing
That trans girl mutual you think is so cool? The one you have a huge crush on? Yeah I have some bad news for you buddy. She's taken. She's dating a she/they. That she/they is on here too and their blog consists entirely of the most unfunny normie reblogs you have ever seen in your life. Some real "what is Harry Potter was in the TARDIS" type shit. And they're monogamous. They're monogamously e-dating. They call each other "my wife" sometimes too so it's hard to tell but they might actually be monogamously e-married. You can fix her. Only you can save her. Slide into her DMs right now.
Losing it at the people in the tags like "I did this and it worked" or "my ex's new girlfriend reblogged this".... I think this might be my most destructive post yet
i keep thinking about this picture like the pure cunt of it all shakes me
Is that the drag pride flag in the corner?
no that is the flag of the great and humble nation of ireland
in love with this tweet
he’d do numbers on tumblr etc etc
subtitles or transcript please?????
DESCRIPTION: A video clip of Pedro Pascal on the YouTube interview show Hot Ones. After eating a chicken wing with really spicy hot sauce, he’s panting from the heat & says “Can somebody step in here and let me bite into their flesh? Can somebody give me a cup of blood?” The background music grows more intense as he speaks.
this actually is rewiring my brain as we speak
is that a ds in your pocket or is your penis have 2 screens & play video games
skeletor big naturals.
i love when a playerbase is over a decade old and is starting to lose it
Making a new rule for straight creators along the lines of "don't kill off your lesbian couple it's homophobic" but this time it's "if you're going to put a lesbian in your show you can't make her a cop"