Audio of Mark saying “uwu what’s this?”

This is clearly fake and I will sue you for slander

kick club™ brought to you by markiplier representing with calves of steel

“I’M MARKIPLIER BITCH!”

Hey guys, do you know when A Heist with Markiplier is coming out? I want to watch it, but Mark hasn’t really given us the dates for it.

markiplier in three images

Ah yes my favourite youtuber

Remember Mandark from Dexter’s Lab? This is him now

delete this now-ily

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

My friends.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

Reblog to stay loyal.

My friends...

We’ve done it.

We’ve purged every trace of that disgusting coven from this land.

And what better way to celebrate after a long hard day of snacking and purging than...

A pool party.

Reblog to jump on in.

Be sure to grab a mouthful of snacks before you do. And remember.

We love you.

Aren’t you not supposed to swim after eating...?

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

Here’s some hot choccy.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~

Those primitive, back-wards thinking cultists think they can just burn our fort now?

Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?

Quickly, my coven! Reblog to enter the pillow fort vault!

Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!

Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!

NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE~

NO!

We’ve been betrayed from within!

Damn you cultists! All we wanted was to live in peace and comfort! Look at what you’ve done!

Run my coven! Reblog to FLEE!

Our coven is no more but you can still survive! Though I die here, you shall live on!

Goodbye my comfy friends...

...goodbye~

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

Here’s some hot choccy.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~

Those primitive, back-wards thinking cultists think they can just burn our fort now?

Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?

Quickly, my coven! Reblog to enter the pillow fort vault!

Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!

Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!

NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE~

Ok but... didn’t you start both the cult and the coven? Making you a member of both; thus breaking the rule that you can’t be a member of both...? 🤔

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

Here’s some hot choccy.

Reblog to enjoy.

ONCE A CULT-MEMBER~

ALWAYS A CULT-MEMBER~

YOU ARE NOT ALLOWED~

Those primitive, back-wards thinking cultists think they can just burn our fort now?

Do they not realize that our coven has surpassed them long ago?

Quickly, my coven! Into the pillow fort vault!

Those imbecilic, barbaric cultists cannot burn steel!

Also there are fresh mallows inside with choccy and gram grams for s’mores!

NO CULTISTS ALLOWED~

WE KNOW WHO YOU ARE~

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

My friends.

I’ve heard tell that a coven has formed.

That news alone concerns me. However my closest allies have informed me that some of you have betrayed your oaths to the cult.

It goes without saying that we shall conduct no business with any debased and diseased coven. And yet I hear that some of you are double dealing.

This will not be tolerated.

Take this torch.

We will purge this evil from within us and then we will burn this coven’s pillow fort to the ground.

Reblog to stay loyal.

Starting a Coven

We’ve got pillow forts.

Reblog to join.

No cult-members allowed.

Well, I wouldn’t have joined the cult if I knew there was a coven... smh...

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

Here’s some drinks.

Reblog to drink.

We love you.

Good things don’t usually happen when you drink the drinks at a cult meeting... but what the heck! Bottoms up! Yolo after all!

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.

Here are the snacks.

Reblog to eat.

Starting a Cult

Reblog to join.

We’ve got snacks.