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Pahtnomxlogedn

@phantom-does-a-thing / phantom-does-a-thing.tumblr.com

Phantom | Any pronouns (including neos) | About me | I write sometimes | My Ao3 | Will not apologize for my obsessions, excpept when I do | Current obsessions: Jrwi and minecraft
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Hi I'm Phantom

I go by any pronouns (including Neopronouns).

I'm a writer and most of my writing will be under #my writing or #phantom does a thing. Here's a link to my Ao3 which is my pride and joy.

Any writing advice/prompts will go here @lettherebewrit3 go give it a follow I never advertise sideblogs

My current interests: JRWI (mostly PD and BITB), fnaf (ask me about it I dare you), probably other horror games (I really really like horror) and probably other things.

Listen to my Ghost Playlist!!

I'll mostly be posting about jrwi tho since I don't really post about other things but yeah so that's all you need to know.

If you wanna know anything else my ask box is always open and I love talking to people. Feel free to DM me like ever I am awkward but I love talking w people.

A bunch of tags I've linked for ease of search :3

@strawberri-syrup <- my biggest fan and also I need a quick link to his blogsav

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No Iā€™m not attracted to you. Quit your evil putting your finger under my chin to make me look up at you. I know Iā€™m your nemesis and all but we really need to set some boundaries when youā€™ve got me tied up like this.

No look I get it. Youā€™ve got your evil plan, youā€™ve gotta get me out of the way but you also want to see me suffer as I watch the world burn, I know. But like, Iā€™m not into this. Sexually or otherwise. Wait, you thought I was doing this because I liked you? Iā€™m trying to stop you from using a death laser. No I donā€™t think death lasers are sexy what on earth are you talking about

Wait. Thatā€™s why you dress like that? I thought that armor was impractical. No I donā€™t find our relationship to be homoerotic I find it to be tedious. Look, man. We all keep trying to get you into therapy. No Iā€™m not kink shaming you Iā€™m saying youā€™ve completely misinterpreted this relationship. I actually do think you should answer for your war crimes. Yes, really. No youā€™re the one not listening to me in this situation. Yes that is the alarm the others will have cut all your wires and called in the fbi by now.

What do you mean you thought we had something special? I have other enemies. Youā€™re not the only one. No Iā€™m not doing kinky things with them either I blow up their nefarious devices. Speaking of which, you might want to move likeā€¦ ten feet to your right.

No, enemies to enemies. And then still enemies.

Cannot stress enough how lovers will never be part of this equation even a little bit

The henchmen in the tags who have been assuring the villain since the beginning that ā€œof course he likes you back, why else would he keep coming to destroy your death lasersā€

The henchmen have been reading too many romance novels.

Awfully defensive are we? I think the henchmen are onto something.

You know I didnā€™t intend for this character I made up to be aromantic but this whole post has turned into being arospec at a family reunion simulator

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vonkarn

kitten, stop fucking around and tell daddy where you hid his prozac or daddy's gonna add another 'hey there delilah' to the sex playlist

why do you guys only like my bad posts

hi prev i read all my tags anyway my wife watches house and she says youā€™re right

house heritage post

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vicholas

ā€œThis site unusable when you dont care about the new jokeā€ thatā€™s great honestly. I like when people here suffer over inane stuff, itā€™s funnier than the original joke, letā€™s keep it going

this is the same as when the word ā€˜blorboā€™ went big and I found it kinda dumb and corny, but then there were people who were fucking furious about it and wrote angry posts whining about how they hated this site because they couldnt avoid seeing the word blorbo. so I felt like ok I changed my mind I hope people keep saying blorbo forever

Look, I wasnā€™t into eeby deeby OR the plinko horse OR blorbo. It was a rough month. But thatā€™s the price you pay for getting fresh local memes delivered to your door within hours of having been harvested. Not everything can be in season all the time; sometimes you just gotta add some flavoring to the current meme, and know that itā€™ll be Cask of Amontillado season soon

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i am going to cancel you

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What did I do this time

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i havent decided yet but its definitely cancellation worthy

It's probably some new fake news

how DARE you accuse me of spreading news??????? you are slandering my good name!!!!!!!!!!! guards arrest this bitch!

No one is allowed to spread news ever. if you spread news you're a dead man. Slander on your name for spreading news

woooooooooooooooooooooow so suddenly i cant tell people about you being problematic???? you didnt have an issue with it when you were calling ME out smh double standards

I am a perfect angel that has done nothing wrong ever. Maybe if you didn't need to be called out all the time then there wouldn't be the double standards

so you agree there are double standards????? you agree that news can be spread about people YOU deem are in the wrong???????? cannot believe i used to look up to you.......kids never meet your idols

News can only be spread about the wrong people in life. Me, however, who lives life like an angel, have not done any wrong in my life ever so there is no need to spread news about me. Idols are also fake news that are spread by corporate propaganda I can't believe you would slander my name like that

ok m. piss me naked

you'd rather me use such vulgar language rather than a much kinder and more family friendly alternative. Truly you are advocating for the slander and corruption of our children.

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its no fair how all my friends are the ones to get cancelled i should get a turn

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It's easy to get canceled all you have to do is follow these three easy steps:

  1. be on tumblr
  2. have an opinion
  3. have people that are completely wrong about that opinion
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i am going to cancel you

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What did I do this time

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i havent decided yet but its definitely cancellation worthy

It's probably some new fake news

how DARE you accuse me of spreading news??????? you are slandering my good name!!!!!!!!!!! guards arrest this bitch!

No one is allowed to spread news ever. if you spread news you're a dead man. Slander on your name for spreading news

woooooooooooooooooooooow so suddenly i cant tell people about you being problematic???? you didnt have an issue with it when you were calling ME out smh double standards

I am a perfect angel that has done nothing wrong ever. Maybe if you didn't need to be called out all the time then there wouldn't be the double standards

so you agree there are double standards????? you agree that news can be spread about people YOU deem are in the wrong???????? cannot believe i used to look up to you.......kids never meet your idols

News can only be spread about the wrong people in life. Me, however, who lives life like an angel, have not done any wrong in my life ever so there is no need to spread news about me. Idols are also fake news that are spread by corporate propaganda I can't believe you would slander my name like that

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i am going to cancel you

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What did I do this time

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i havent decided yet but its definitely cancellation worthy

It's probably some new fake news

how DARE you accuse me of spreading news??????? you are slandering my good name!!!!!!!!!!! guards arrest this bitch!

No one is allowed to spread news ever. if you spread news you're a dead man. Slander on your name for spreading news

woooooooooooooooooooooow so suddenly i cant tell people about you being problematic???? you didnt have an issue with it when you were calling ME out smh double standards

I am a perfect angel that has done nothing wrong ever. Maybe if you didn't need to be called out all the time then there wouldn't be the double standards

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