she licks blood off her fingers and  she looks like divine absolution.

• preacher’s daughter falls for a bad boy
• my big brother’s best friend is cuter than a button and he keeps ‘accidentally’ brushing his hand against mine and ‘accidentally’ stumbling into my room trying to look for the bathroom even though he’s been here a million times
• i’m an up-and-coming model/actor/singer and paparazzi follow me everywhere but i really like you, even though the tabloids will talk about rumors about us all the time
• since my parents can’t stand you, i have to sneak out my window to date you when they think i’m doing my french homework in my room
• i’m the princess and you’re a wanted thief and we sneak into the woods every day for picnics
• i asked you out as a joke but then i developed feelings for you
• you want kissing lessons because you’re trying to impress someone experienced but you’re actually really good at this and you’re the sweetest person i’ve ever met and the person you’re trying to impress doesn’t deserve you

Let’s pair off. Three, you’re with Six. One with Four. And I’ll be with Five.

• You’re a rebel by accident cause you get really animated when you talk and hit people in the face leading to fights. Now you just roll with it. I know the truth though.
• Totally saw you spray paint the principals car and you’ll have to buy me dinner to keep me quiet.
• I pretty much live in detention and you’re a straight A student here on your first offense. Wanna add another and skip detention with me?
• Every time I get in a fight you patch me up but now I’m the one patching you up after your tripped on thin air.
• I’m a super tough punk who hates authority. Your parents are cops who have met me more than once but I like you a lot.
• Me and my buddies vandalized your backyard trampling your mini garden in the process. Now I feel really shitty cause you’re really upset about this. Look I’ll help fix it okay just stop with the sad faces.
• Accidentally knocked you out when you got caught in the middle of a fist fight between me and this other kid during school. So I sat with you in the nurses office. Shut up! Punks like me have consciouses to you know!
• You’re always picking fights and I’m the one who has to use my charm and way with words to stop them from getting out of hand.
• You’re a police officer and I’m constantly in and out of holding/jail and we get to know each other well so sometimes you give me my favorite treats when no ones looking.
• I’m always fighting and getting in trouble at school so people avoid me. You frequent the small ice cream shop my parents own and know how kind I am to children and elderly people but I don’t realize this.
• You give me a piggy back ride (or ride home) after I got out of a brutal fight and can barely stand.
• I brought my new kitten to school hold her please while I kick this guys ass. 
• Punks can get scared of thunder storms to

Jake says to top up the back tire.

DARK MATTER | 3.09

Look at this place. It’s so primitive. Where are the hyperloops? Where are the aero-cars? Mag-lev boots?