Whoever invented "open in app" links that redirect you to the app store instead of actually opening the app even when you already have the app installed on your phone should be involuntarily turned into a beanbag chair
till deactivation do us part
hey . are you using that boy for anything or can i borrow it
don't ask why. normal reason
Okay sounds good i trust you tumblr user boymounter
hey hold up whatt are u doing
this is entrapment
two equally delightful paths here:
1) a very simple and genuine “i like your shoelaces”, which tells me that you are either a lesbian or a very cool ally
2) “i like your shoelaces” followed by the pronounced grimace of one recalling their past sins, which tells me that you were a 2012 tumblr user. i now hold the power in this conversation and you are at my mercy.
if you know about 2012 tumblr how do you hold any power in any conversation
well, stucky fanfic url, the trick is to not let them know that you are also cringe
this is the most poignant burn ive seen all year
everyone lost
losers gonna pick on losers forever ^-^
Tumblr has the best PvP of any social media
lets hear it for transgenderism and faggotry. can I get a round of applause for transgenderism and faggotry
i love digesting lactose it’s so easy to do
fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you
Being an Adult is really interfering with my Video Game time, sucks man
I can't be the first to make this connection
y'all slept on the first chart but I will make the world see my vision
i wanna make food for somebody 🥺😭
i wanna throw a hand grenade in my toilet
with somebody who loves me
Either that or a hug please 🥺
*releases a single angelic note*
I beg your finest pardon but how did the I ain't got no panties on post change the course of your life????
lmaooooo I love that this is the thing that breaks my ask drought BUT it just inserted itself so deeply into my frequented lexicon and awareness in general, that I don’t think I’d be the same person today had I not seen it
Me