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I draw stuff - elves and other fantasy stuff, some star trek and bnha apparently. Also Sortumavaara on ko-fi & pillowfort.
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I was a latchkey kid with undiagnosed ADHD. I didn't know how to read a clock face but was expected to know when to leave for school on foot in a timely fashion anyhow. I kept all my school books in my backpack at all times regardless of what subjects I had that day because if I took them out at home, they would never make it to school again. I never did my homework unpromptedly, voluntarily or independently at home, not even once. I have no idea how many times I lost my house keys before I decided that my parents would be mad if I asked for new ones again so I just learned how to get by without them. If I forgot to leave the backdoor unlocked, I'd just have to sit outside for hours until someone else came home.

I'm not going to finish this with some boomer bullshit "kids today have it too easy" -take. I don't even know any kids, I have no idea how things are like for them these days. I think being a child just universally sucks.

There's always that one thing that makes your life absolutely miserable when you're a child

Me and my brother were the original latch-key kids.... when they were actual neighborhood elementary schools...we actually went home as young as me in Kindergarten....and we did not have to have crossing guard... because we literally lived next door to the school! 💯🇺🇲🏳️‍🌈🍷

When I was less than 11 I used to walk to a school that was 1 km from home. It just occurred to me that there was a school 100 metres from our house. Like their school bell was audible to our back yard. I can't think of any logical reason why me and my sister were put into a school literally ten times further from home.

Prolly gerrymandering

They don't do that in Finland. As far as I'm aware, you can sign your kids up to whatever school is the most convenient to you.

I believe in Finland you're automatically granted a placement in the closest school to you - with some wiggle room for language requirements (Swedish vs Finnish speaking schools based on the kid's first language), weighted education (usually for arts subjects like music, I would also classify Steiner schools here, and specialised language immersion classes), and also special needs (developmental disabilities were the most prevalent group in my school over 20 years ago, but there are also schools that have classes in Finnish Sign Language). I have heard of mixed school classes of religious studies for Muslim students because not one school had enough students for a full class or there wasn't a teacher available at the student's specific school.

My physically closest school was a Swedish language school, so I went a bit further to a Finnish language school because as a Finnish speaker, I had been zoned there.

Dunno what homunculus' case was but those listed above are the most common that affect your school placement in Finland that I know off the top of my head.

Considering that none of the above apply, and that they would've had to go out of their way to make our lives more inconvenient, the mystery continues. Considering that I haven't spoken to my mother for almost three years now, contacting her to ask this wouldn't be worth it, so I guess we'll never know.

Though I feel like her answer would be something along the lines of "you never asked!", like she would naturally assume that it was her children's job to look at all the available school options and to request for better alternatives, as if the thought of doing so would have even occurred to a six-year-old.

Se menee oppilaaksiottoalueen mukaan et mihin peruskouluun päätyy

"Oppilaan kotiosoitteen perusteella määräytyy oppilaaksiottoalue, johon oppilas kuuluu ja josta lähikoulu hänelle osoitetaan. Lähikouluksi ei aina voida osoittaa maantieteellisesti lähintä koulua, vaan osoitetun lähikoulun määrittelemisessä huomioidaan lyhyen ja turvallisen koulumatkan lisäksi koulun tilat ja resurssit sekä ryhmien koot ja kokoonpanot." (lahti.fi/kasvatus-ja-koulutus/perusopetus/kouluun-ilmoittautuminen-ja-hakeminen/oppilaaksiotto/)

Jaajaa, täähän avaa. Kerkesin jo miettiä että hetkinen mitä vittua.

@thatlittledandere miten ne vyöhykkeet sit menee jos kävelin joka aamu ohi siitä toisesta koulusta? Niinku yksinkertaistettu kartta lapsuusmuistoista:

Olen tilastotieteilijän-alku ja kerran pääsin kattomaan noita ja ne on piirretly ihan päin helvettiä taviksen silmin (tilastona tiedän hiukan miksi ne ei oo ihan kakaa, mutta ei liity tähän niin oleellisesti että jaksaisin selittää ). Mutta raja voinut mennä esim noin:

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TRSB 2024 art 2: Lured to be loved

@tolkienrsb Elladan & Elrohir have done everything they stayed in Middle Earth to do, but there's one thing Elrond left behind: his pseudo-father Maglor (now turned kinda crustacean). They are going to fix that.

I am looking forward to some crabnapping /o/ ( Will there be crabnapping? I don't know, but there sure could be. )

Great fic by the author reese -> X

Elladan is the one in the red cloak and Elrohir is the one with a white sash. Maglor + several ages on sitting in sand by the beach = Crablor.

Fic link added!

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TRSB 2024 art 1: Reluctant Audience

@tolkienrsb I think that 4th Age may not be a cakewalk for anyone (especially not Elrond) after all, but they will just have to deal with it. Specifically, this time there is a meeting with the High King.

The fic by the great author @maglor-my-beloved -> X

Characters (left to right): Finarfin (with the crown), Erestor (short in black), Elrond (feeling under-dressed), Glorfindel (looking good in blue).

Also please notice both the dragonfly motif I have included in the Imladris folks' clothes (this may or may not be an elven political statement), and the wing comparison (Elrond's metaphorical, but somehow very real ones and the set embroidered on Finarfin's robe). Have I included more easter eggs that may or may not deal with elven politics in this piece? Perhaps, but you'll have to look for those all by yourselves.

Fic link added!

pelagic barnacles feeding

Since these are washed ashore they are not successfully finding plankton :(

But it's been a while since I said this so reminder that barnacles are crustaceans like crabs, not mollusks like oysters. Knowledge I took for granted until it seemingly shocked most of Tumblr last year.

barnacles are great becasue no other organism has created so much hatred in the people studying them.

darwin fucking despised these bastards.

If anyone's wondering, it's because he discovered an undescribed and very strange tiny barnacle, which he nicknamed "Mister Arthrobalanus." (Now formally known as Cryptophialis minutus, and actually belongs in a sister group to true barnacles) He thought he'd try mapping out Mr Arthrobalanus's anatomical similarities to other barnacles and put together a family tree for his discovery.

In a letter to a friend he expected the project to take up to one month.

Instead he found that barnacles were such an understudied rabbit hole, the project consumed his life for ten years of dissecting stinky specimens in a dank basement while his health went to shit and his relationships deteriorated. He barely slept or ate or spoke to his own family while he analyzed barnacles mailed to him from colleagues all over the world, day and night. In the end he wrote multiple entire volumes on barnacles that remain the most detailed writing ever publicized about any single animal group.

After this he never studied or even hardly spoke of barnacles ever again except to say that he hated Mister Arthrobalanus more than any man could have ever hated a barnacle in all the world.

TRSB 2024 art 2: Lured to be loved

@tolkienrsb Elladan & Elrohir have done everything they stayed in Middle Earth to do, but there's one thing Elrond left behind: his pseudo-father Maglor (now turned kinda crustacean). They are going to fix that.

I am looking forward to some crabnapping /o/ ( Will there be crabnapping? I don't know, but there sure could be. )

Great fic by the author reese -> X

Elladan is the one in the red cloak and Elrohir is the one with a white sash. Maglor + several ages on sitting in sand by the beach = Crablor.

TRSB 2024 art 1: Reluctant Audience

@tolkienrsb I think that 4th Age may not be a cakewalk for anyone (especially not Elrond) after all, but they will just have to deal with it. Specifically, this time there is a meeting with the High King.

The fic by the great author @maglor-my-beloved -> X

Characters (left to right): Finarfin (with the crown), Erestor (short in black), Elrond (feeling under-dressed), Glorfindel (looking good in blue).

Also please notice both the dragonfly motif I have included in the Imladris folks' clothes (this may or may not be an elven political statement), and the wing comparison (Elrond's metaphorical, but somehow very real ones and the set embroidered on Finarfin's robe). Have I included more easter eggs that may or may not deal with elven politics in this piece? Perhaps, but you'll have to look for those all by yourselves.

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Tolkien Pinup Calendar 2025!! Signups open

We are back!!  Sign Ups for the 2025 Tolkien Pinup Calendar are officially open!

If you are interested in signing up to be a Main Commissioner, click here.

If you are interested in signing up to be an Artist, click here.

If you are interested in being a Pinch Hitter, click here

This year for a multiple of reasons we have elected to put a price cap on the art.  Please read about these changes on our FAQ page.

To submit any ideas or view those others suggested, take a look at our Ideas Form! Or submit your own idea!

If you have any questions, check out our FAQ page or reach out to one of the mods!

Best,

Are you interested in a commission of a naughtier kind (pinup or even a true n s f w)? Into Tolkien (lotr, silmarillion, etc)? Like my art (feel free to scroll to my previous year's contributions to get an idea of the kind of art I could make)? If yes, I have an idea for some unrestrained late summer fun for you: I am participating as an artist this year for the calendar and I have 2 slots open. All you have to do is sign up as a main commissioner and then hit me up with your idea.

(my prices are very reasonable due to the capped prices of the event)

Scribbles&Drabbles 2024

n s f w gallery slide 33 (Last Chance). @fall-for-tolkien I was taking suggestions from the discord chat and someone said time travel. So I thought about it and decided a time loop would be great fun (=terrible) and so the final slide was born. Also enjoy the actual prompt, I am too far gone to explain:

Additional details/requests: Glorfindel has been released to Middle earth for several purposes: one is to make sure certain scenarios play out the intended way (he does not know this beforehand). The first time this happens is when he is supposed to be escorting scholars to Imladris, but due to poor internal management resentments between soldiers and “useless paper pushers” causes a catastrophe when they are ambushed. The chief councillor dies in his arms (along with several others). He is then transported back in time, as he were, before the incident. How many tries does it take for him to save everyone? And what happens if he runs out of tries before that happens? Will Erestor be saved or will he end up haunting Glorfindel’s dreams only in the traditional sense.

Scribbles&Drabbles 2024

THE SECRET SLIDES (they are n s f w ). @fall-for-tolkien Some of you might be good at math and are wondering - but where are the rest of the slides? weren't there 11? stinky liar.

Well you see, tumblr and I do not see eye to eye on what's fun to have here so slides n s f w 3 (Best I’ve ever head), 17 (Unending temptation) and 23 (Well I've never/We like spreadsheets) have been put in a secret place:

Scribbles&Drabbles 2024

slide 168 (Beyond a window pane/Testing his patience) @fall-for-tolkien I made a modern AU where Elrond has cats (they are Glorfindel & Erestor).

Additional details/requests (I was too lazy to write anything, so enjoy seeing the prompt): Elrond has inherited a very expensive, very pretty golden longhaired pageant cat (he thinks that is a fancy way to call something orange and high maintenance) after an unfortunate house fire (bye estranged great uncle Turgon). The cat has been depressed and quiet until now. That is until CatGlorfindel falls in love with a mean stray that has decided Elrond’s garden is its new home. (The patio furniture is suffering)

Scribbles&Drabbles 2024

Slides 102 (Spirit forged)* and 107(To be or not to be, Fish Filet). I was in my murim phase, I have nothing to defend myself with. I am also continuing my journey of dying on the glorestor hill. @fall-for-tolkien

What's the difference between the two? Glad you asked (no one did) - Erestor is a sword in the first one and Glorfindel got trapped in a sword when he croaked in the second.

*I love this one ;m; someone save me (I'd like fic tnx <3)

Scribbles&Drabbles 2024

Slide 31 (Cravings (Food is sometimes difficult)) + many extras @fall-for-tolkien - I had many thoughts about my favorite 3 of Imladris after seeing the "holding burger like a wounded pigeon" meme. These thoughts include but are not limited to: If Elrond was a pet (as in a domesticated animal) he'd be one of those OHLAWDHECOMING types, one iteration of a half-maia Erestor who will eat raw beef if left unattended (and another that eats raw BEETS because I am illiterate and mistyped on the official slide and had to cry to the mods to save me), food-motivation meter and a secret 4th thing that can be found under the cut (it's glorestor, it's always glorestor).

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Quarterfinals

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

Please save my Chinese twinks, I love them.

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Tumblr Top Ships Bracket - Quarterfinals

This poll is a celebration of fandom and fandom history; we're aware that there are certain issues with many of the listed pairings and sources, but they are a part of that history. Please do not take this as an endorsement, and refrain from harassment.

Please save my Chinese twinks, I love them.

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