Annoyed Fish

fog of war in the grocery store

clicks you. commands you to explore

on it boss

there's cheese in here boss

Those who inherit the sun

Tag yourself. I’m “sets low personal standards and constantly fails to achieve them”

oh ok. the dwarves in dungeon meshi live in a steampunk world. good to know. But i love the juxtaposition between elves using magic birds to communicate while the dwarves have straight up telephones

and the gnomes are hopelessly dependent on the orb

I want to meet the person who was given the job of designing the communications standard which allows real-time three way calling between a telephone, a crystal ball, and an oracular parrot.

I saw a post saying that Boromir looked too scruffy in FotR for a Captain of Gondor, and I tried to move on, but I’m hyperfixating. Has anyone ever solo backpacked? I have. By the end, not only did I look like shit, but by day two I was talking to myself. On another occasion I did fourteen days’ backcountry as the lone woman in a group of twelve men, no showers, no deodorant, and brother, by the end of that we were all EXTREMELY feral. You think we looked like heirs to the throne of anywhere? We were thirteen wolverines in ripstop.

My boy Boromir? Spent FOUR MONTHS in the wilderness! Alone! No roads! High floods! His horse died! I’m amazed he showed up to Imladris wearing clothes, let alone with a decent haircut. I’m fully convinced that he left Gondor looking like Richard Sharpe being presented to the Prince Regent in 1813

And then rocked up to Imladris a hundred ten days later like

Some people have been wondering about the raccoon. Listen. Listennn. Don't ask about the raccoon.

But does the racoon survive the Uruk-Hai? Does he curl up on Aragorn's head, or does he go straight to Faramir? Does he bite Denethor?

My friend. My colleague. My brother my captain my king. I too have been pondering this question, and in my mind there can be only one ultimate outcome.

A few months later

All hail the High Warden of Gondor.

Epilogue: It ADORES Faramir.

I’m going to wear this on my head like a raccoon and show everyone

3/3

AU if The Knight joined Grimm

This is my favorite, I always imagine the little nook as a place to sleep when I first saw it, and believe me, I saw it plenty 😂.

hhh

sometimes you just need to draw an Incredibly Extra Boy.

SM is an artist AND an unsocialized little guy, you bet your ass I'm HCing them as an anxious wreck that doesn't know how to act around anyone that isn't Suns.

Though SM is begging for their personal space - on hands and knees with tears - the slup seems pretty determined to get SM cleaned up.

"See! That wasn't so bad!" Mission complete; SM is now clean.

The scruffiness seems to persist though...

[ID: Rough colored sketch of Broken Vessel surrounded by infection.

Broken Vessel is on their knees, looking up with a pleading expression on their face. They’re pressing their left hand to their chest, illuminated by the bubbles of the infection on their head. They’re dressed in a dress and the cloak that wraps around their feet. In the right hand near to the ground they’re holding a long nail. /END ID]

[ID: Simple sketches of vessel OCs, from left to write:

A vessel with long horns spreading far to the sides, points facing upwards, a little shroom on their head, a small nail in their hand. “Freak of nature” written over their head with an arrow pointing at them.

A lean vessel with a big head and a thick mushroom head, with a bow under their chin. They hold a nail with a long handle.

A vessel similar to the first one — they’re standing menacingly with a long nail in their right hand. They lost the right part of the shell and the shroom hat covers it leaving only blue left eye seen.

Small vessel with a moss under their cloak and a mantis claw behind their back. They have horns spreading out of their shell similar to sea anemone tentacles with a bit of moss grown on them.

A vessel hunching over their weapon similar to hellberd. They have three horns that keep lifeblood bubbles inside their shell making their eyes glow with blue. Two lifeblood butterflies are sitting on their back and one in front of their feet. It seems like moss is creeping onto their cloak pinning the vessel to the ground.

Small vessel with long wide horns facing down at the tips. They’re standing on moss surrounded by little jellyfish. The mushroom hat is wide on their head and the bow under their chin is similar to a butterfly. They’re holding a spear that is twice as long as them by the blade, seeming unaffected by its sharpness. /END ID]

[ID: Three digital line sketches of OC vessels.

From left to right: A tall vessel with a cloak reaching their knees. They’re holding a spear similar to the bugs from the city of tears but the blade is thicker. They have horns that curl to their hat, thick mushroom hat sitting on top of it

Tall vessel with a mushroom hat and long horns that elegantly curl upwards. Their body is hidden under the cloak except for their long legs.

Vessel at the bottom of the list is sitting near a big mosscreep hugging it, and a small mosscreep is sitting on the back of the vessel. The vessel has a long smooth cloak similar to flower petals with a little collar around their neck. The horns of the vessel are curled back with two tips facing downwards. Vessel’s eyes are closed, their shell is cracked similarly to the Hollow Knight. /END ID]

Rough Broken Vessel and bunch of OC doodles (pls don’t use them ty very much/pos)/pos

The council has decided Thimble needs a pet Tiktik. Meet Thread :)

Thread was left behind by a noblewoman who came to see the troupe perform, accidentally forgotten under her seat in her purse. Thimble found her while sweeping up and of course he sent a letter after the woman to track her down. But all he got in response was just a note that she could go to whomever, the lady was planning on getting a """better""" designer tiktik anyway, that one was sub-par in breeding standards. And Thimble feels the first murderous rage of his life. BUT he takes her in himself and names her Thread, and Thread becomes his dearly beloved and well cared for pet. She's a little on the portly side, but that's alright. Thimble loves her more than anything in this world.

Also thread's going to live forever (poor @grollow's Grimm, always weak to the big wet sad eyes)

Unfamiliar

GASP????

THANK U @idontknowwhyineedaurl !!!!!