i 👀was in character🎭🌟 the entire time 🕛🕜and to be standing👬👠 on that stage 🎭🏢and not 😪(sniff)😪 not be commended🎉🎊 for it, it’s STUPID👎🚫 😭(sobs)😭 i was in 8 of the 10 numbers8⃣➡️🔟 and i DID💪💅 the goddamn🚫👼🚫 thing, i was SO✔️🙋 excited 👯💁to get up🔼⬆️there and hear👂👀 what they👯👑 thought❓ of my performance🎤🎭 and what they👯👑 thought⁉️ of my RuDemption👑🔜🔃 look 👀because in season 6👵➡️👑all they wanted to see 👀💫was GLAMOUR💃👑💎, i can assume🙍 that that’s what they➡️👸⬅️ think, but i want them➡️👸⬅️ to congratulate🎊🎉🎊🎉 me➡️👨🐂⬅️

You’re perfect 💯, you’re beautiful 👰, you look 👀 like Linda Evangelista 💃.. You’re a model 💋 💅. Everything 🔁 about you ☞ is perfect 💯! Did you stone 💎 those tights 👢 ? Oh, you’re smiling 👱 ! They eat 🍽 her up 🔝EVERY🕛SINGLE🕧TIME🕗 she’s on that damned 👹 stage 🏁. She 😡ftsdbsds😣. She could walk 👣 out there in a fucking 😠 diaper 👶and they’ll 👥 be like 🗣: “Valentina! 👰 Your smile 👄 is beautiful! 😍”.

🙋I don’t have 🙅a sugar daddy 🍬🍭👨 I’ve never had a sugar daddy💰👨 If I wanted a sugar daddy 💵👨 yes I probably could go out and get one 🏃💨👠✨ because I am what? SICKENING 💅✨💁 You could never ❌have a sugar daddy because you are not that kind of girl🚫💰🙈 Baby 🍼👶everything I have I’ve worked for 💯✔️🙌 and gotten myself 👏 I have built🏢🏣 myself from the ground up 🔝✨👍 you fucking bitch 👊💥💫💀 *throws drink* 🍸💦✨

I’m coming at this like Game of Thrones, okay?

Trixie Mattel as Dolly Parton on Rupaul’s Drag Race All Stars 3

the lack of abba lip syncs on drag race is gross

I am so on board with 2018 being the year we switch from self deprication to self love. I’m not saying you can’t use self depreciating humor to deal with stuff, but I would challenge you to really cut back on how much you talk about yourself in really negative ways. Because if you only ever talk about yourself as worthless garbage, that’s absolutely how you’re going to feel about yourself, and it’s really going to get in the way of your personal growth and developing a more health self image. Start small, start slow, but try to be kinder to yourself in the new year. Celebrate your little victories, forgive your setbacks, remember that you have worth and deserve happiness and love. You are not garbage.

katya for plastik magazine

Trixie Mattel and Katya on Watch What Happens Live