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Akasuna no Sasori
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Hello guys !! Brand new 707 from Mystic messenger here !! this blog is still a lil in construction but i would be very grateful if you guys could give this post a LIKE or REBLOG to spread to the world the news! thank you a lot !!
heavenlypaper ha respondido a tu publicación: ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they...
“What would you have done?”
“Honestly...? Just leave, my time is too valuable to be spent on trying to choke someone to death. If i had to, i would rather just poison them. Easier and faster.”
❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @carniivorous !
“----...And is it wise to tell it to me...?I could bring you to the police you know...?”
The man raised a hand to ruffle through his own red colored hair as he stared at the rather naive woman in front of him. Did they really though telling their crimes out loud to him would be a sage choice ? He didn´t know her, and she didn´t know him either...Seemed like an awful plan on the puppeteer´s opinion.
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @heavenlypaper !
“ If by justified you mean choking a man using paper cranes because they didn´t give you the information you wanted, then yes. Your absolutely justified. “
"---You know what...? ----Just...----Shut up. You talk too many nonsenses..."
Anonymous asked:
Speaking of that, would Sasori consider vampires as beautiful? They can live forver and generally take good care of themselves, otherwise they would have to live in agony. Of course they require blood to remain eternal, but that's a price to pay.
// Oh !! I don´t know if beautiful is the word?? but he would find them incredibly interesting, wanting to explore an individual who achieved eternal youth without the need of replacing their body parts would def intrigue him ! i can def see him getting interested on someone who is a wampire, yes yes! anyone who achieved eternal youth no matter the procedures would def pick up his interest !
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @fangsmile !
“ I know your lying, no need to cover up your emotions now...”
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❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞ lust
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @dcmnation
“ I do not understand, we had this exact same conversation 4 times already and i remember telling you all four times that i refuse to go to your pole-dancing practices.”
❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞ or rushing the healer tbh
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @dcmnation
“I´m more concerned over the fact that you supposedly ´know´ how to make a window.”
❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @immortalheretic
“Alright. But first--- Could you put on some pants first before i take out my own eyes with my bare hands?”
❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS. || @faefolken
“----- Seems a little twisted don´t you think...? Not that it´s my business though...”
In all honesty, he couldn´t really care less over what she did, it was her life and her choices right ? Not to mention he certainly didn´t know her.
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“ Mff mfm mffmff. ” Yes, that was a real sentence. Parting from the ice cream which had previously covered their mouth, they grin. “ This dairy free sugar free ice cream is the best! It’s sweetened condensed milk flavored. Except it’s not really milk! The marvels of science, I’ll tell you what. ”
"Has anyove ever taught you manners? if so, could you please close your mouth? it´s oddly disturbing..."
Sasori released a sigh as he handled the other a few napkins to clean
themselves, yet just when he was giving them away, he heard the other´s
blabbering about weird products who were just redesigned versions of
natural ones. Couldn´t she just eat normal ice cream? seemed as if it
was some sort of sin in any case---
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GAME GRUMPS SENTENCE STARTERS.
- ❝ God, what if we just fucked one day? ❞
- ❝ Don’t sass me in front of the internet. ❞
- ❝ Follow your stupid fucking dreams. ❞
- ❝ Come at me scrub lord, I’m ripped. ❞
- ❝ I just wanna have sex with space. ❞
- ❝ Get in the tub with me, daddy. ❞
- ❝ Will you just relax and let me kill for money? ❞
- ❝ That sounds like your problem. Fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Stay in school. Don’t do drugs. Eat your teeth. ❞
- ❝ Make like a tree and fucking die. ❞
- ❝ Dude just…just pity laugh at least. ❞
- ❝ Man, Club Penguin’s gotten weird. ❞
- ❝ We are like the Stephen Kings of stupid. ❞
- ❝ Why do you enjoy watching me suffer so? ❞
- ❝ Do I have to jerk you off to blow your mind? ❞
- ❝ I haven’t had so much fun since I killed my parents. ❞
- ❝ Unfortunately I had sex with a guy/girl over the weekend. ❞
- ❝ What’s a vegetarian zombie say? GRAAAAAAAINS. ❞
- ❝ Revenge is a best dish served fuck you. ❞
- ❝ Who wears pants anymore? So 2015. ❞
- ❝ I need an ice cream sandwich and a gentle blowjob. ❞
- ❝ Don’t let the door hit ya where the good lord split ya. ❞
- ❝ The bananas has gone bad! ❞
- ❝ I cared for those bananas! I raised them with my own two feet! ❞
- ❝ Did you know I’m a professional joke? My life is a joke. ❞
- ❝ What if everyone just had constant helicopter dick? ❞
- ❝ [ name ], does getting me wet fill you with determination? ❞
- ❝ I can’t prove that someone ISN’T a reptilian. ❞
- ❝ Wouldn’t it be funny if, like, you lost a family member? ❞
- ❝ These balls are coming at me fast and furious. It’s like that movie, ‘Speed’. ❞
- ❝ Call me One Direction ‘cause my relevancy is dropping by the day. ❞
- ❝ One time I killed a person and I didn’t report it to the police. ❞
- ❝ I wanna take a girl to the Grand Canyon, fuck her, and throw her in. ❞
- ❝ Nothing like a gunshot wound to the face to really mellow someone out. ❞
- ❝ If I can’t be the best, I sure as hell can be the worst! ❞
- ❝ [ name ], I’m on a date with a guy/girl right now and you’re embarrassing me. ❞
- ❝ I’ve made a decision. I’m gonna in the kitchen, gonna open the dishwasher, and I’m gonna climb inside. ❞
- ❝ I do apologize for my actions, even though they were totally and completely justified. ❞
- ❝ I could pee on this couch, right now, no problem, while looking you directly in the eyes.❞
- ❝ Look, you tell a couple jokes as a dad and suddenly everyone’s like ‘you’re making dad jokes.’ ❞
- ❝ All of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles are blue, except for three of them. And there are four. ❞
- ❝ And Abraham said unto Moses, ‘Bro, dude, aliens.’ ❞
- ❝ I’m gonna throw you out the window. We don’t even have any windows in this room…I’m gonna carve out a window and throw you through it. ❞
- ❝ DO IT YOU SACK OF SHIT! – Sorry. That didn’t come out as encouraging as I meant it to. ❞
- ❝ [ name ], if there’s one thing I can be totally honest about, it’s that I would happily lie to your face.❞
- ❝ If I took pole-dancing, I would be worried that it would be too erotic for everybody else. ❞
- ❝ Next time we make love, [ name ], would you please refer to me as your sweet cakey treasure? ❞
- ❝ I try to show at least one other human-being my butt hole every single day. ❞
- ❝ The only people who don’t like sluts are the people who don’t get any. ❞
- ❝ Have you ever though of a career in driving people fucking insane? Because you are already a PRO at it. ❞
- ❝ I am actively looking for ways to get you to shut the fuck up. ❞
- ❝ First of all, you have to stop calling it ‘Mary Jane.’ That’s the first rule of stonerdom. People will think you’re a fucking narc. ❞
- ❝ First of all, no one says ‘pot-eyes’, you fuckin’ narc. ❞
- ❝ If by OK you mean like on the inside I’m just going ‘AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!’ then yes, I’m quite OK ❞
- ❝ When you walk outside there are three elements of nature that you must avoid: snow, wind, and bees. ❞
- ❝ Could you imagine if you unlocked outfits in real life? Like, “Congratulations you wiped your ass, here’s a new shirt.” ❞