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maybe whistleblowers just happen to come forward around the time they're about to die. no one ever considers that

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abernant

i love being a lesbian did you know . i loveeeee being a lesbian nothing makes me so happy nothing brings me more joy i love lesbian art i love lesbian love i love lesbian sex i love lesbian emotion i love my lesbian friends i love myself and i love lesbianism DID YOU KNOW !!!!!!!

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this video changed my fucking life it’s so funny. I say “my dinnar 🔥” constantly in casual conversation

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Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]

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damazcuz

Certain words can change your brain forever and ever so you do have to be very careful about it.

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cat riding sheep

lookin at the first few moments thinkin “what’s wrong with that foreleg? is it folded under the cat at a funny angle? is the cat missing half that leg? wait. no. it’s just buried up to the elbow in wool

Fun fact. Lanolin, the oil in wool which makes it water resistant, has a scent similar to one produced by nursing mother cats which induces nursing behaviour in kittens. A lot of cats will exhibit this behaviour with wool blankets for the same reason.

The adorable behavior she is showing at the end, deep treading and pressing the flat.of her head against the sheep, rooting her nose around in the sheep’s wool, ears turned sweetly back, is STRONG kitten nursing behavior. This cat is a full adult and doing unusually Baby things. I’d say that checks out. She’s treating the sheep like Mom. Adults, even those with residual nursing behaviors, don’t often go THIS baby. I wouldn’t be surprised if the cat were actually suckling. She’s incredibly happy.

The sheep seems to be very much enjoying it as well. I loooove this.

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vaspider

Do rescues or vets use lanolin to help cats calm down? It seems like that might help with calming cats or helping fosters bond with new people.

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The armour of Laios Touden from Delicious in Dungeon. I always love finding a Japanese author who's done their research on armour from another continent and assembled something believable for their medieval-based European characters.

The parts are:

  • Gorget, protecting the neck
  • Pauldrons, protecting the shoulder
  • Cuirass, the plate armour protecting the back and front of the torso above the waist (a breastplate is only the front part of a cuirass)
  • Vambraces, protecting the lower arm
  • Faulds, protecting the front between the waist and groin. The equivalent protecting the back side is the culet. I'm assuming these are faulds and culet as they have the horizontal lines that on real armour were segments of plate
  • Update: This has been confirmed to be a hauberk, as it’s a robe of chainmail! Thank you to @lucky-fy A hauberk or mail skirt (depending on how high on the body it starts from) provides flexible extra protection for the groin and tops of the thighs
  • Poleyn, protecting the knee
  • Greaves, protecting the lower leg.

Here's a picture of the parts laid out!

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