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Let's see vwhere the dog is going vwith this.

@vwitchcraft / vwitchcraft.tumblr.com

My name's Cronus, and I'm an aggressivwe enthusiast ovwl.
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pretty ok !!! a lots changed acshelly im pretty sure i was barely into magic the last time i talked to u but i teach it now hows ur studys goin squiddo

Oh, that's good! Alvways good to see someone get interested in it. Vwhat do you specialise in? If anything, because you knowv sometimes people just go for all sorts.

Mine havwe been going vwell. Exhausting if anything, but that's probably my ovwn fault for taking up as much as possible and still trying to livwe some sort of life outside of studying. Nothing substantial has come out of them as of late though, so I guess I need to step up my game somehowv.

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the shoe doesnt fit, im just really defensivwe right nowv, sorry. didnt expect people to attack me for using tdz as a vwent method.

Acronym Definition TDZ Thidiazuron (plant growth induction) TDZ Touchdown Zone TDZ Temperature Danger Zone (food safety) TDZ The Dead Zone (movie) TDZ Tvornica Duhana Zagreb (Croatian tobacco factory) TDZ thiazolidinediones TDZ The Directory Zone TDZ Team Daiwa Z (fishing reel) TDZ Torpedo Danger Zone TDZ Tsunami Disaster Zone TDZ Total Danger Zone

I'm not sure vwhat a 'TDZ' is either, but I'm guessing it's none of the abovwe ansvwers Google kindly supplied for me.

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"You're not vworth my time, but I'll be sure to take the time to make a post pointing out vwhy I dislike you. Honestly though, you're not vworth my time."

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My blog used to havwe substance, meaning. Nowv look at me. I come on to make fart jokes and talk about XKit.

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XKit updated sevwen extensions and [places the heels of my hands to the corners of my mouth and makes a loud fart noise].

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The only reason I'vwe come so far in life is to hear the svweet sound of someone asking me "Vwhy do vwe still let you hang out vwith us Cronus?" in the most exasperated tone they can muster at least once a vweek. It's vwhy I vwake up in the evwenings, just to cross that line that triggers those vwords hovwevwer I can. God bless these United States.

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and also I vwas REALLY DRUNK vwhen I vwrote that last one, this time I vwas sober probably, so you havwe NO REASON not to trust my judgement on vwhat it does. Sure I lied about vwhat it does, but they should still trust me. God damn.

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Trying to convwince a group of people to try using this spell i came up With that might havwe the povwer to bring on some form of demonic plague and all of them are too vweak evwen vwhen I straight up lie about vwhat it does.

They're all, no Cronus, last time vwe tried one of your little made up spells vwe ended up cursing a six svweep old and he almost died, the only reason he's still alivwe is because an elder knewv howv to exorcise him.

Like, that vwas once? And he didn't die? So vwhy're they all up in arms.

I'm not trying this thing, is the point, because if it does vwork then I'm not the one vwho's taking the fall for it.

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I don't knowv vwhat happens to me vwhen I don't havwe classes to attend but it's something along the lines of givwing up.

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i hope that, wherever my hair ties go, they’re happy. that’s all that matters

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