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Howdy

@howdyboyhowdy

Hey. I’m here to lurk and occasionally attempt to be social. Mel/Melf. 24. They/them. Occasional NSFW jokes, I will do my best to tag.Sideblogs: @myvirtualaquarium (mostly marine life gifs), @oogaboogagoodart (for body horror/gore art), @Melfs-acid-determination (Undertale brain rot)
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Every time you choose to take the bus or train instead of calling an uber, did you know one squid inexplicably finds itself in a good mood for 3 whole days?

Most squid only live a year, so this is a serious amount of time for them!

Take the bus.

Take the train.

For the squid.

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local mourning dove goes viral for show-stopping performance in may 19th dawn chorus. when asked for comment, the rising star simply said “hhhrrroooOOOOO hooooo hoo. hooooo”

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Much love to everyone in a similar situation as me. We'll get through this <3

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chaussurre

One day, before my parents learned to accept my brother, my mom said to me that transitioning would be very dangerous for his health. Mind you, my brother is studying medicine, so already the argument that he didn't know what he was getting into was already very shaky, but at some point, I just told her "but mom, you smoke" and

she

got

very quiet

This is a hilarious story, but it's SO representative of the wild double standards people have for HRT compared with other medicine.

At this point it's necessary equipment

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ankle-beez

"people in real life: hey man how's it going" is a killer phrase. instantly neutralizes whatever insane discourse you find online. gonna start using that from now on

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waltnut

Me make dating game when??

Feat. Kaz of course, human disguise here to take you night clubbing in Paris

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